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weird, i was just thinking of mc hammer

glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

U Can't Tweet This

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

mc hammer --> ????? --> ????? --> ????? --> ????? --> search engine

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Thursday, 20 October 2011 23:55 (ten years ago) link

this is hilarious

my company is in competition with... HAMMER

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 21 October 2011 18:33 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...
seven years pass...

Hammer smashes scientism

You bore us. If science is a “commitment to truth” shall we site all the historical non-truths perpetuated by scientists ? Of course not. It’s not science vs Philosophy ... It’s Science + Philosophy. Elevate your Thinking and Consciousness. When you measure include the measurer. https://t.co/hsZzHNwJ0M

— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021

Towards a Britain-Free Planet (Left), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 14:29 (nine months ago) link

more like otm hammer

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 15:03 (nine months ago) link

Hammer Le Mesurier

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 16:49 (nine months ago) link

“cite”

— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 17:48 (nine months ago) link

😎 https://t.co/mWtGoSX91T pic.twitter.com/VswdzrVWFg

— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 17:51 (nine months ago) link

Did Hammer coin "when you measure include the measurer"? That's pithy as fuck. I can't find any references to anyone else saying it.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 17:55 (nine months ago) link

This is absolutely delightful

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:26 (nine months ago) link

Also Hammer has been pithy for a minute; back when he was making his post-bankruptcy comeback, some interviewer asked him what the most expensive thing he’d bought was and Hammer replied “a lot of stories”

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 19:28 (nine months ago) link


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