try out your new posting style here

acoleuthic's terse depressive style- Eeyore

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Maybe I can start capitalizing certain Words, like particularly Nouns, as though I were really writing in German or if I were a Tea Partier.

What is a Tea Partier? Is this an ILX meme I missed out on?

*parties*

t-paynties

For a time and a space perhaps I should renounce authorship of my posts and contribute nothing but lolcat pics with embedded twee messages. I'll get back to you when I decide whether this is a good idea.

Hang tight. Still mulling it over.

all tensed up, it's like waiting for a fluffy freddy krueger 'jump'

(...you're not making fun of me, are you, aerosmith?)

...no...it is not my style to make fun of ppl...my least favorite thing about ilx the last five years or so is all the dudes who think the whole point is to make fun of ppl...h8 that

CAVEAT: Making fun of people is awesome when it makes you laugh.

Bitterness. Unamused. Weeping.

goo goo ga ga

*masturbates*

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/678/wordbubble.jpg

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2193/wordbubble2.jpg

from here on out all my posts should be read in a high pitched squeaky voice

abbott, I am buying you a damn drink at the earliest possible, that shit made me lol actually ol

<3 abb

^^

communicating entirely through wikipedia excerpts, starting now:

Dance Floor was sold to breeders who retired him to stud duty in New Zealand.

I HEAR THE MOTHERFUCKING BEATLES ALL THE TIME NOW!!!

uh double up uh uh

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8227198645b5458c/

all of my future posts will be communicated to my hivemates through the medium of intricate, precise dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4vRdgdj75I

After considerable mulling and remulling, followed by trepidation, more mulling and not a few tears (I leave it as an exercise to the reader to slash his way through the thicket of ambiguity involved in that final event's description, playing their own Alexander to my prose's Gordian Knot), I have decided to postpone the lolcat stylings until such time as they may be rendered entirely in computer generated 3D.

I thank you for your kindly attention. I am done with it now. You can have it back. Yes. It was like that when I found it.

am considering trying to write properly, with periods and capitalization etc. we'll see...

otm

abbott, I am buying you a damn drink at the earliest possible, that shit made me lol actually ol

otm

What is a Tea Partier? Is this an ILX meme I missed out on?

otm

i stand by my score. you've got to ask yourself whether people will still be reading that dayo post in 10 or even 5 years.

otm

ɯʇɥ˙ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ-ʇxǝʇ-ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙ɔıuɐɥɔǝɯʇxǝʇ//:dʇʇɥ

անգամ դարձավ Հայաստանի Բարձրագույն խմբի ոսկե մեդալակիր, 1 անգամ արժանացավ Հայաստանի Անկախության Գավաթին, և 2 անգամ Հակոբ Տոնոյանի անվան

this fucking guy

i'm gonna change nothing cos im pretty fucking stoked about my style.

There was an idea I had of a day where ilx posters imitate another's posting style, like, just for the sheer love of life and ilx and to show respect for the more subtle styles of various posters, but people would just imitate the usual suspects and it would be lamentably unchill I guess.

i would. imit8. u.

darling if u want me 2.

you love lamp?

who doesn't?

*"Sorry, to whom are you referring? This isn't clear to me, is 'imit8 u' an ILX meme? I don't understand."*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Would_Die_4_U

*"Sorry, to whom are you referring? This isn't clear to me, is 'imit8 u' an ILX meme? I don't understand."*

― Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan)

isn't this what you were just moaning about?

I > saw a > guy > on Twitter > putting > arrows > between > words > all > the > time for > no > apparent > reason and > I > think > I > wanna > try > doing > that > too

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(xp)

also check/search for thread 'post in the style of the poster above you' or somesuch

and please don't post to it lest thesauruses are unavailing

I want to imitate H*I D*E*R*E!!!

L*0*U*1*S J*4*G*G*3*R is tops with me!

HI DERE has quite a distinctive writing style (within the context of ilx at least)....i doubt many could successfully imitate it

Jesus fucking christ you assholes, how do any of you even have the motor skills to successfully operate a computer keyboard? I'm having a hard time deciding if I'd rather jump in front of a moving L train or read this abortion of a message board for another fucking minute.

Oh that's too mean, I don't like that style.

life description: sm4k3 wiid get mad dollars

c+ tombot there