try out your new posting style here

Awesome! I've been doing ellipses for years...!

(...you're not making fun of me, are you, aerosmith?)

one thing I do want to try out is my RTX-bomb...!

whenever a thread is going really bad (such as the Salem or the PRR one), I just:

In the collage there's a tiny part that says, "Yin Jim, W. Lester Duo, and the Bones of a Dead Coyote." Is that related to the song "Yin Jim vs. the Vomit Creature"?
NH: There's this psychic agent team for this one cause who are against the other group of agents who are trying to control things. Both sides are trying to control freedom, yin and yang. One side is lead by Yin Jim and he has a fucked-up sidekick named W. Lester Duo, like a snake-oil salesman. They're heroin addicts. Everyone's a heroin addict in the future. He's waiting for Yin Jim to come back from copping. Yin Jim's out with the Bones of a Dead Coyote, the coyote spirit that's Yin Jim's master, you see what I'm saying?

Sort of.

NH: Two guys and a dog. It's a kid's story. One guy's a Parker Stevenson kind of guy, and the other's...

JH: Like Sancho Panza.

NH: But weirder even. They're walking on the beach on the way home. These other agents are looking for these life-giving crystals. Reanimating crystals. It's a classic sci-fi image, you know what I mean?

Most assuredly.

NH: These agents from the other side who are fighting for world domination, but more like controlling people and systemizing everything, they attack Yin Jim and the Bones of a Dead Coyote because they think they've got the crystals on them, but the crystals are at home and all they've got is heroin. Back home, W. Lester Duo can't wait anymore so he starts looking around for the stash and he finds the crystals. He thinks they're heroin. Since Yin Jim's been waylaid by these other agents, he goes ahead and does it up. Cut back and the Bones are just laying there because Yin Jim's been taken away. He has to be in the vicinity so there can be a strong psychic bond to animate him. Yin Jim's concentration was broken by the agents interrogating him about where the crystals are. W. Lester Duo does so much of the crystals that it makes him puke. The crystals come out with his vomit and goes down into the sewer system and this sewage-vomit creature rises out of the San Francisco Bay. Meanwhile, Yin Jim gets beat up and hit so hard that it releases some psychic anger and reanimates the Bones, who run to W. Lester Duo, who's laying in the bathroom all fucked up. The coyote passes on the energy, because they're all psychic agents. Psychic warriors. You know what I'm saying?

I follow you.

NH: So they rescue Yin Jim. They find out what happened and W. Lester Duo's like, "Gee, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was crystals. I thought it was heroin. " Yin Jim's like, "Do you know what you've done? You've created the Vomit Creature that's terrorizing the city." They do battle with it, vanquish it, but not until after it kills a bunch of people on Broadway and Columbus. Trashes City Lights bookstore. Goes into the Garden of Eden, starts rampaging onstage, kidnaps one of the girls, who they accidentally kill during the battle. You know, "It's a close shot, but I think I can get it. Oh, shit. Missed." They give her a shot of the life-giving crystals so she's alive again, but she's all fucked up. This go-go dancer who's really sexy but she's cut on her tits so they're flapping around and she's full of bullet holes, covered with Vomit Creature marks that can't be removed. Then they go into a bar, Mr. Bing's, to celebrate another day in the secret psychic service. Now it's four people - the go-go dancer, the zombie, Yin Jim , W. Lester Duo, and the Bones of a Dead Coyote.

...and the thread is fixed...just like that!!!

the referee was so biased

Nothing. Void. Empty. Vigil. Futile. Collapse. Beseech. Unanswered. Cold. Silence. Dark. Shatter. Dust. Void. Nothing.

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Hey! Good to see you all! (bounces in, throws several kisses randomly around the room)

I was afraid I might not make it here, you know. I just wrote in from Oregon, and (boy!) are my stylistics tired. Hey! An ilxor, a hipster, a vegan, a balck metal dude and a goth all walked into a bar and the bartender looks at them and says... "What is this?... Some kind of joke?"

But seriously, folks, you've been great. I wish I could take you all home with me.

do you actually know morse code or is that some lazy text generator/translator bullshit?

aerosmith's ellipses style- local garda

aerosmith's inquisitive style- plaxico

darraghmac's parade-raining style- HI DERE

acoleuthic's terse depressive style- Eeyore

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<3

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Maybe I can start capitalizing certain Words, like particularly Nouns, as though I were really writing in German or if I were a Tea Partier.

What is a Tea Partier? Is this an ILX meme I missed out on?

*parties*

t-paynties

For a time and a space perhaps I should renounce authorship of my posts and contribute nothing but lolcat pics with embedded twee messages. I'll get back to you when I decide whether this is a good idea.

Hang tight. Still mulling it over.

all tensed up, it's like waiting for a fluffy freddy krueger 'jump'

(...you're not making fun of me, are you, aerosmith?)

...no...it is not my style to make fun of ppl...my least favorite thing about ilx the last five years or so is all the dudes who think the whole point is to make fun of ppl...h8 that

CAVEAT: Making fun of people is awesome when it makes you laugh.

Bitterness. Unamused. Weeping.

goo goo ga ga

*masturbates*

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/678/wordbubble.jpg

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2193/wordbubble2.jpg

from here on out all my posts should be read in a high pitched squeaky voice

abbott, I am buying you a damn drink at the earliest possible, that shit made me lol actually ol

<3 abb

^^

communicating entirely through wikipedia excerpts, starting now:

Dance Floor was sold to breeders who retired him to stud duty in New Zealand.

I HEAR THE MOTHERFUCKING BEATLES ALL THE TIME NOW!!!

uh double up uh uh

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8227198645b5458c/

all of my future posts will be communicated to my hivemates through the medium of intricate, precise dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4vRdgdj75I

After considerable mulling and remulling, followed by trepidation, more mulling and not a few tears (I leave it as an exercise to the reader to slash his way through the thicket of ambiguity involved in that final event's description, playing their own Alexander to my prose's Gordian Knot), I have decided to postpone the lolcat stylings until such time as they may be rendered entirely in computer generated 3D.

I thank you for your kindly attention. I am done with it now. You can have it back. Yes. It was like that when I found it.

am considering trying to write properly, with periods and capitalization etc. we'll see...

otm

abbott, I am buying you a damn drink at the earliest possible, that shit made me lol actually ol

otm

What is a Tea Partier? Is this an ILX meme I missed out on?

otm

i stand by my score. you've got to ask yourself whether people will still be reading that dayo post in 10 or even 5 years.

otm

ɯʇɥ˙ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ-ʇxǝʇ-ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙ɔıuɐɥɔǝɯʇxǝʇ//:dʇʇɥ

անգամ դարձավ Հայաստանի Բարձրագույն խմբի ոսկե մեդալակիր, 1 անգամ արժանացավ Հայաստանի Անկախության Գավաթին, և 2 անգամ Հակոբ Տոնոյանի անվան

this fucking guy

i'm gonna change nothing cos im pretty fucking stoked about my style.

There was an idea I had of a day where ilx posters imitate another's posting style, like, just for the sheer love of life and ilx and to show respect for the more subtle styles of various posters, but people would just imitate the usual suspects and it would be lamentably unchill I guess.

i would. imit8. u.

darling if u want me 2.

you love lamp?

who doesn't?

*"Sorry, to whom are you referring? This isn't clear to me, is 'imit8 u' an ILX meme? I don't understand."*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Would_Die_4_U

*"Sorry, to whom are you referring? This isn't clear to me, is 'imit8 u' an ILX meme? I don't understand."*

― Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan)

isn't this what you were just moaning about?