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HOW BOUT SOME BURGERS WITH THAT. PROPS TO IIIIJJJJ RIP REINCARNATED AS DEL MISSIVE. SWAG.

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dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

thought about ______ _______ more but it can be _________ as ___ don't always ___ what you ____

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

going to start having more controversial/retarded opinions about music so that people feel the need to ask my opinion about every new album (in the vein of "hey Geir what do you think about this new Autechre album LOL peed my pants LOL"). also going to use the phrase "LOL peed my pants LOL" a lot.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man blueski...that is up on some next level ish...makes me wanna hit vapezilla and then try reading your posts...think about...shit the government doesn't want us to know...redacted...lmao

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

love this thread.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

...that's another element to my new style...using "lmao"...bringin it back...lmao-style

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck everybody, by the way. bunch of scumbags.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

ah, that's better.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I am con$idering u$ing dollar $ign$ everytime I u$e the letter $

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

^ classy!

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

gonna start rating people's posts pitchfork style, but will be deciding the scores before the posts actually appear

\/ 6.4

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

*thinks about ripping that meme where everybody speaks in third person action quotes*

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

*rips that meme*

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i stand by my score. you've got to ask yourself whether people will still be reading that dayo post in 10 or even 5 years.

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I read that post and at first I was lol'ing...but then...I got distracted...and then it was like I totally forgot about it...but it was good while it lasted...so yeah...6.4 seems about right...fuck al davis btw...lmao

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

yo, thinkin bout taking on a faux-casual bro-tone. feel like it could be pretty sweet

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

really getting somewhere with this, my intolerability quotient should be through the roof by nightfall

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

cla$$y

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

was thinkin about posting in my mom's voicemail style... preface a simple point with a paragraph or two of extraneous details about my day -- the traffic on the way to work, that thing the cat did last night, how grandma's doing, etc

everything you do is a meatloaf (another al3x), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Capitalizing Every Word Like A Book Title And Never Using Ending Punctuation Like Periods or Question Marks Maybe Also Adding A Signature I Think I Have Found My New Posting Style Everyone

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Donna Rouge

dinah shore, jr. (donna rouge), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I like it, reading it causes me mental pain, which is always a good thing I think.

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Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I will
start inserting random
line breaks
into
my
posts as if
I were
a
poet.

do not
ask
me why but
somebody once said
that
the difference
the crucial
difference
between prose
and
poetry
was the line
break
.
GOLF WANG.

dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ufcgnik nagamsra, ohw od heyt rowk?

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

thi$ thread i$ killing me

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

fnunfhgh

Owner of a Homely Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

• The Future of ILX is Bullet Points
• They Really Help Organize Your Thoughts
• Pro Tip: The Shortcut for Bullet Points is Alt+0149
• Don't Use Wingdings as Bullet Points or I Will Fuck Shit Up

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

$ - thi$ i$ all about per$onal $tyle

Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

sometimes great cultural innovations are triggered by technological innovations STOP sometimes we miss the opportunity to embed a cultural innovation after the passing of a technology's heyday STOP it would be worth taking some time to revisit potential missed opportunities that might yer prove valuable STOP

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

A+ to jon

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

woh tuoba siht? si siht a doog kool?

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

¿ɥǝ

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

˙ʎɥdɹnɯ ɹǝʇǝd ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ˙sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ı

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i like your new posting style and would like to see more of it.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

(would also like to know how you do that)

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

http://textmechanic.com/Reverse-Text-Generator.html

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link

ןɯʇɥ˙ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ-ʇxǝʇ-ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙ɔıuɐɥɔǝɯʇxǝʇ//:dʇʇɥ

ɯɯɯɯɥ

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

dǝou

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey! Great theme! How about astronomy? Is the universe infinite? I have no idea! What to expect? Holidays, as are all my favorites and now I do not Zeltser toilet break. I always cry. Love the candy corn ever. In any case, let the flow of drugs.

markers, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

haha sknaht.

(px)

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Barman Shootout Yow!

kkvgz, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

not many people know what "style" is do they

I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

^More Ways to be an Asshole

I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Awesome! I've been doing ellipses for years...!

(...you're not making fun of me, are you, aerosmith?)

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

one thing I do want to try out is my RTX-bomb...!

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

whenever a thread is going really bad (such as the Salem or the PRR one), I just:

In the collage there's a tiny part that says, "Yin Jim, W. Lester Duo, and the Bones of a Dead Coyote." Is that related to the song "Yin Jim vs. the Vomit Creature"?
NH: There's this psychic agent team for this one cause who are against the other group of agents who are trying to control things. Both sides are trying to control freedom, yin and yang. One side is lead by Yin Jim and he has a fucked-up sidekick named W. Lester Duo, like a snake-oil salesman. They're heroin addicts. Everyone's a heroin addict in the future. He's waiting for Yin Jim to come back from copping. Yin Jim's out with the Bones of a Dead Coyote, the coyote spirit that's Yin Jim's master, you see what I'm saying?

Sort of.

NH: Two guys and a dog. It's a kid's story. One guy's a Parker Stevenson kind of guy, and the other's...

JH: Like Sancho Panza.

NH: But weirder even. They're walking on the beach on the way home. These other agents are looking for these life-giving crystals. Reanimating crystals. It's a classic sci-fi image, you know what I mean?

Most assuredly.

NH: These agents from the other side who are fighting for world domination, but more like controlling people and systemizing everything, they attack Yin Jim and the Bones of a Dead Coyote because they think they've got the crystals on them, but the crystals are at home and all they've got is heroin. Back home, W. Lester Duo can't wait anymore so he starts looking around for the stash and he finds the crystals. He thinks they're heroin. Since Yin Jim's been waylaid by these other agents, he goes ahead and does it up. Cut back and the Bones are just laying there because Yin Jim's been taken away. He has to be in the vicinity so there can be a strong psychic bond to animate him. Yin Jim's concentration was broken by the agents interrogating him about where the crystals are. W. Lester Duo does so much of the crystals that it makes him puke. The crystals come out with his vomit and goes down into the sewer system and this sewage-vomit creature rises out of the San Francisco Bay. Meanwhile, Yin Jim gets beat up and hit so hard that it releases some psychic anger and reanimates the Bones, who run to W. Lester Duo, who's laying in the bathroom all fucked up. The coyote passes on the energy, because they're all psychic agents. Psychic warriors. You know what I'm saying?

I follow you.

NH: So they rescue Yin Jim. They find out what happened and W. Lester Duo's like, "Gee, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was crystals. I thought it was heroin. " Yin Jim's like, "Do you know what you've done? You've created the Vomit Creature that's terrorizing the city." They do battle with it, vanquish it, but not until after it kills a bunch of people on Broadway and Columbus. Trashes City Lights bookstore. Goes into the Garden of Eden, starts rampaging onstage, kidnaps one of the girls, who they accidentally kill during the battle. You know, "It's a close shot, but I think I can get it. Oh, shit. Missed." They give her a shot of the life-giving crystals so she's alive again, but she's all fucked up. This go-go dancer who's really sexy but she's cut on her tits so they're flapping around and she's full of bullet holes, covered with Vomit Creature marks that can't be removed. Then they go into a bar, Mr. Bing's, to celebrate another day in the secret psychic service. Now it's four people - the go-go dancer, the zombie, Yin Jim , W. Lester Duo, and the Bones of a Dead Coyote.

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

...and the thread is fixed...just like that!!!

only! assholes! write on doors! (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

the referee was so biased

Eto'o ))) (ken c), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

thanks!

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Trying to break the all-lower-case-no-full-stops habit but it doesn't feel right for off-the-cuff posts. Also struggling with overuse of commas but that's less a posting style thing and more a vocational/grammatical crisis.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Trying to break the all-lower-case-no-full-stops habit but it doesn't feel right for off-the-cuff posts. Also struggling with overuse of commas but that's less a posting style thing and more a vocational/grammatical crisis.

― Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:34 (2 minutes ago)

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

...

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Friday, 17 December 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

^^stylin

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

ʍou ʇı ʇǝb ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇıɐʍ

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

ʍ stylin

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...
two years pass...

life description: sm4k3 wiid get mad dollars

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Saturday, 9 November 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

I will
start inserting random
line breaks
into
my
posts as if
I were
a
poet.

do not
ask
me why but
somebody once said
that
the difference
the crucial
difference
between prose
and
poetry
was the line
break
.
GOLF WANG.

― dayo, Tuesday, November 2, 2010 11:24 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so have you committed to this now?

flopson, Monday, 9 December 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

I love you flopson

you are kind, I am (waterface), Monday, 9 December 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

yo im bastard child of lagoon and lamp u ppl idk imo obv irl p much

thinkin hard abt not using apostrophes keep it chill tho yah its p dope u ppl shld try it jus sayin

big fat xerox (qiqing), Friday, 3 October 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Friday, 3 October 2014 03:38 (nine years ago) link

gonna end all my sentences with a question mark now? like i guess this is the cool way to post? i dunno, i've seen it gain popularity and figured i'd give it a shot?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link

idk you just sound like treeship imo

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link

?

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link

i would feel personally targeted by these last two but i don't think i have enough of a presence for people to care about my posting style

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link

imo??

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link

lamp stopped doing lagun like 5 yrs ago, now he is nice and a good window into lifestyles of rich & famous.

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link

lgn much more than an abbreviation master, a zen thoughts master if u will

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link

'namaste'

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:01 (nine years ago) link

still calls shaq 'big aristotle'

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link

hahah zach you are definitely one of the ppl i had in mind but i like you

k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

just glad someone notices me ;_;

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link


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