I think this sense of humor still shines through in my choice of display names
― WAKE UP SHEEPLEY (crüt), Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Funny, I was just reciting the poen to myself the other week...
"You're NOT Robin Hood, and you're NOT Gunga Din"...
― Mark G, Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:22 (thirteen years ago) link
What do you call a folk singer wearing cheap underwear?
Mary Chafin' Carpenter.
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
LOLOL
― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Also awesome name for a Garbage Pail Kid imo. Twin could be Joni ITCHELL
― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
haha!
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Where do middle-aged couples go to enjoy their second honeymoon?
Viagra Falls
― Canadian Club & Dr. Pepper (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Why was Mary so uncomfortable riding a donkey?
Because it gave her bethlehemorrhoids.
― Albert mangles dwarf (NickB), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Yay! One for the christmas cracker!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link
That, a hat and a fortune-telling fish - what more could you not want?
― Albert mangles dwarf (NickB), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
The lord is my shepherd I shall not want.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Yep, novelty sheep-farming deities, do not want.
― Albert mangles dwarf (NickB), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Not mine, a friend's:
What do you call a psychic who can smell the future?
Nostrildamus
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link
How do you vacuum an elephant?Put peanuts in the airlock and then fire him into space.
What is the sound of an elephant being fired into space?"Hrrmmmphhh......... ....... ..... ... .. ."
― jeevves, Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link
why was o afraid of i?
because iatee
― pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, 26 November 2010 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Q: What's the opposite of drunken noodle?
A: Soba noodle.
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
why does julian casablancas drink fluorine?
to lower his life expectancy
― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't get that sunny d one
― F-Unit (Ste), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunn_O%29%29%29
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
q. how does emile zola relax?a. in a j'accuse-i
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Q: What is it called when a lightbulb commits a criminal offense?A: A watt-collar crime.
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Sunday, 5 December 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Said in the accent of a southern judge, obv.
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
How many years in prison does it take to change a lightbulb?
― O Permaban (NickB), Sunday, 5 December 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
?
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
oh I get it
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I've put 2011 aside to work on the punchline.
― O Permaban (NickB), Sunday, 5 December 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
It's sort of along the lines of that "How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?" joke (A: One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.)
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
i just heard one of these bazooka joe level jokes from a 4-year-old acquaintance of mine.
q: what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a: a CARROT!!
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
for best effect, shout the punchline while simultaneously eating something and rolling onto your back, exposing your underwear
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link
^ how I usually deliver jokes
― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
the other day in the pub...
why can't brian lenihan get the irish economy moving?
cos he can't budget!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Joke headline:
Monkey House of Representatives Votes to Repeel Banana
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Thursday, 16 December 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link
lool
― dayo, Thursday, 16 December 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link
This twitter has the best bad homemade jokes I've seen:
www.twitter.com/ratedgjokes
― Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Thursday, 16 December 2010 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/ratedgjokes
I made up a lot of Christmas jokes when I was putting up Christmas lights a week ago.
anyways
Why did Jesus have a bad Christmas?because he found out that Santa doesn't exist
Why was Jesus sad on Christmas?because he didn't get a Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine
Why didn't Jesus get any presents on Christmas?because he's a Jew
― Help! I'm a bug (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 16 December 2010 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link
def stealing that last one
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link
joke to do with new year's resolution, punchline including 1280×720
― jumpskins, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
What is Sam the Sham's favorite carnival ride?The pharaohs wheel.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
abbbottt, often i will see yr name and be reminded of a scene from 'the thick of it' (uk political sitcom) in which the press are calling for the prime minister to sack underperforming minister hugh abbott, and the headline says PM CAN'T KICK THE ABBOTT
i guess that joke was homemade to somebody, so it counts itt
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks for the Sunnn D)))) joke, I just made good use of it.
― krakow, Sunday, 19 December 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
So I told that to my g/f and she countered with one of her very own...
Which is the loudest lovesong in the world?
You are the Sunn O)))shine of My Life!
I am a lucky, lucky man.
― krakow, Monday, 20 December 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
whats a rastafarians favourite middle eastern country?Yemen
― straightola, Monday, 20 December 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
straight giggles
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Monday, 20 December 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Saudi Jah-rabia
― O Permaban (NickB), Monday, 20 December 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Jah-pan
― dayo, Monday, 20 December 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
United Ar-Herb Emirates
― O Permaban (NickB), Monday, 20 December 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting giraffe who?
...
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 December 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Who's the greatest Scottish smooth jazz player?
Kenny MacG
(find it especially funny to say in an exaggerated accent and really elongating the "GEEEEEEEEE")
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 February 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
going to try it now
― Most women do not like atheism.(8)(9)(10) (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 11 February 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link