Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

coworker sent out an e-mail blast this morning to just let everybody know she had seen our Ass't Secretary (basically the junior-est appointed official we work under) on television and that "he did well."

I'm getting angry just posting about it here and this was like 12 hours ago! YOU ARE TOTALLY USELESS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND EVERYONE BY E-MAILING US TO TELL US YOU WATCH TELEVISION

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welp

When ppl post links on ilx that I've already seen at least 2 days previously.

Amazon reviews. I want to punch 95% of reviewers in the face.

i hate those tv commercials for movies where they insert nightvision shots of the audience reacting wildly (usually they do this for shitty horror flicks.)

giant logs of dog shit in the front of my office.

Giant logs of dogshit anywhere imo. Disgusting animals.

My wife went in to work the other day to find huge piles of human turds by the photocopier

whoa waht

also trayce i will try to teach henry never to poop again but i am not optimistic

haha yeah i'd say that's more on the owners than the doggs

Haa, I know, I mean I have a cat and cats poop in boxes inside houses, so I cant talk. I dunno, it all grosses me out.

Ugh my inlaws have a Mastiff, a German Shepherd and a Great Pyrenees-cross...backyard pooperscoopering is something else.
You can fill a 5 gallon bucket without even trying.

u_u

They have a massive backyard though. But still. Giant, walking poop machines.

http://www.theconcentrium.com/mike/simpsons/Silo/01.jpg

God, I'd completely forgotten about the movie, totally blanked from my mind.

hahah "Harry Plopper"

failure of a driver (of a car in which I am riding) to adjust the wiper rate to an appropriate frequency.

cosine. have a little self-respect.

thirded. truly maddening!

What pisses me off is fluctuating levels of participation that require me to constantly adjust the wiper rate.

xxpst my friend worked for a large investment company and they had a serial shitter who would randomly take dumps on peoples desk. I'd say he was disgruntled.

haha sometimes i even forget the wipers are on long after they are needed, drives my wife crazy.

^^^disgusting savage

i mean who the fuck does something like that?

that's seriously effed up.

i forget! self-respect isnt even an option

sometimes i'll have them off/going too slow while the water is piling up too, she wonders how i can see. i guess i can somehow, we're alive don't ask me

lol I meant the dude pooping on people's desks that Chris said about...though forgetting to turn off your wipers IS pretty effed up :)

just went outside to smoke and there is a giant fresh pile of DISGUSTING DOG SHIT. Im going to hang a sign out there. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR GIANT DOG TURDS! I can fucking smell it in my office.

fucking irresponsible owners.

i keep the wipers on intermittent even in terrible storms and i forget to ever turn it off

Sometimes you turn the wipers on and your visibility decreases, depending on how dirty your windshield is.

I can see through the drops so no problem.

rain x

It's raining too hard when I need it and when it's dry enough to put on, I don't need it anymore.

yall need to smoke weed

I got this one ^

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Those fucking 'Wishing Well' cards that come with wedding invitations, that say, in bad poetry, 'We've been shacked up for years so we have all the home stuff we need, but now we're getting married, give us lots of cash'. Fuck you!

I've never seen one of those cards. How dickish!

Here's some samples to induce rage: http://www.bridesofaustralia.com/Wishing_Well_Wording_Poem.html

just send one back saying YOU'RE GETTING THIS TEFAL FOOD BLENDER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT YOU CUNT

it's not wordsworth but y'know

roses are red
wishing wells are blue
instead of some ca$h
here's a nice FUCK YOU

Some friends of mine did this, but thats because he's chinese and that's what they do in trad chinese marriages - money in the red envelope things for luck.

TBH I respect someone saying "dont buy house gifts cos we already have everything" - why waste a a bunch of whitegoods and etc? If I got married thats the last shit I'd want, frankly.

i want a bunch of whitegoods, but i'm not getting married just for a new fridge

I'd rather everyone pitch in and gimme a deposit on a house.

I like the suggested poem!

it's not the NOT wanting stuff I mind, it's the blatant grab for money in shitty verse

I don't want to sound like a greedy scumbag but I LOVED the presents. I didn't get a bunch of crap I didn't want though.

and yeah, I just hate the crassness of GIVE US MONEY

like, actually outright asking for it. it brings out a bit of my Emily Post-ness. It just seems sorta tacky.

Using the word "blog" when what you mean is "blog post". Fuck you.