batman v. the human centipede.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
batman vs. barack obama as the joker [via tea party posters]
― max, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
The Adventures of Batman, Queen of the Desert
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Guys, the sun rises in the east. This is all about Batman going to Asia.
Villain will be Lord Death Man.
― mh, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
who the fuck cares who the villain is? just make sure you write a "batman dance" into the script.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Daniel Craig as the Penguin, man.
― Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
daniel craig is an inspired choice for a villain, i must say.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
what happened to Philip Seymour Hoffman as Penguin?! i was loving that idea. also who's Tom Hardy and what's he been good in?
― piscesx, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
he was in a movie called INCEPTION by a director named NOLAN. for all other references, consult imdb.
― mh, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Guys this is a GRITTY and REALISTIC and ADULT version of Batman. Clearly there will be no costumed supervillian.
Instead, that guy that found out about Batman in TDK will turn him in and Bruce Wayne will be taken to court for tax evasion, destruction of public property, etc. The whole thing will be a MORAL DILEMMA played out in an unfolding court case shot in GRITTY desaturated HD entirely in a REALISTIC court room. Right before the verdict is read the judge will say "Will The Dark Knight please rise?"
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
so basically
http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/crimefighters-color-detail.jpg
― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link
totally want to be batman's lawyer.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link
well, maybe batgirl's lawyer.
not robin's, tho.
also who's Tom Hardy and what's he been good in?― piscesx, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 7:51 PM (2 hours ago)
― piscesx, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 7:51 PM (2 hours ago)
hes the main dude in "Bronson", which if youve seen it will give you a shot at how awesome he could be in a variety of bad guy roles.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
not crazy quilt tho
wait maybe he will be catwoman
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
What about.....ELLEN PAGE as Catwoman??
― Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 2:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
smdh
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
wait it could all be an endaround distracting us from the moment the trailer unfurls and we are presented with a shuffling foot staring MICHEAL CERA AS THE RIDDLER
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
actually, i like the idea of michael cera, daniel craig and/or kid from third-rock-from-the-sun as the new villains.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
no crazy quilt no credibility
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I am rooting for Jason Bateman as Doctor No-Face
Justine Bateman would also be acceptable
― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Megan Fox for unlikeable distant heroin chic catwoman
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I still think Hugo Strange would be a good choice, not as the main villain but in a similar role to the LotDK arc "Prey". That would fit pretty well with the story so far.
― Duane Barry, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
nsme is too corny.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
name.
damn laptop keys.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
"The Dark Knight Part II" would be better than this bullshit title.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 October 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
might as well have called it Bitter Fanboy Tears
― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Sunday, 31 October 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Some further thoughts from Nolan:
http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2010/10/27/nolan-dark-knight-rises-finds-the-future-in-imax-not-3d/
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 October 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Is "The Dark Knight Rises" really that much worse of a title than "Batman Begins"?
― the waning trend (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 October 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
yes
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 October 2010 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link
This clumsy way of making the third film in the series use the same title as the second, more popular film is just asinine. People saw the fuck out of the last one because it looked awesome, and they'll see the fuck out of the new one if it looks awesome. "The Dark Knight" isn't going to be what draws them back.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 October 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link
perhaps the title is astrology-related?
http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/stupor/5428.jpg
― the waning trend (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 October 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link
― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Sunday, 31 October 2010 01:10 (11 hours ago)
had the spider-man reboot not already taken that title.
― Cunga, Sunday, 31 October 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link
“It’s horses for courses,” Nolan said, using the British expression for taking things case-by-case
― Number None, Sunday, 31 October 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Villains should be a trio of Oprah Winfrey, Egghead and Condiment King.
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Sunday, 31 October 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Professor Pyg please
― I am using your worlds, Sunday, 31 October 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knight Redemption
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 November 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knight Revolutions
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 November 2010 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knight: The Final Chapter
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 November 2010 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knight Resumption
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 November 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knight Addendum
Dark Knight 3: PS I hate you
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knight and a Baby
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knighterer
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 November 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Knight: The Darkening
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 November 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knight: Knight Moves
Dark Knight Reloaded
Darkest Knight
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 1 November 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Dark Knightenings