Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

^^^

RiddlerCatMan

bearsharkosaurus.

i'd pay to see ron paul as the riddler.

"the octopus", a villain capable of eerie foresight

The Black Glove, as a group of Gotham's finest who are tired of the entertainment their money and influence can provide and decide to break Batman. Rutger Hauer reprises his role from the previous two films as a member. Entire thing turns out to be a plot by Talia al Ghul, who has also infiltrated as a businesswoman.

lol at editors roundtable. knew how to hook the kids back in the day

batman v. the human centipede.

batman vs. barack obama as the joker [via tea party posters]

The Adventures of Batman, Queen of the Desert

Guys, the sun rises in the east. This is all about Batman going to Asia.

Villain will be Lord Death Man.

who the fuck cares who the villain is? just make sure you write a "batman dance" into the script.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ

Daniel Craig as the Penguin, man.

daniel craig is an inspired choice for a villain, i must say.

what happened to Philip Seymour Hoffman as Penguin?! i was loving that idea. also who's Tom Hardy and what's he been good in?

he was in a movie called INCEPTION by a director named NOLAN. for all other references, consult imdb.

Guys this is a GRITTY and REALISTIC and ADULT version of Batman. Clearly there will be no costumed supervillian.

Instead, that guy that found out about Batman in TDK will turn him in and Bruce Wayne will be taken to court for tax evasion, destruction of public property, etc. The whole thing will be a MORAL DILEMMA played out in an unfolding court case shot in GRITTY desaturated HD entirely in a REALISTIC court room. Right before the verdict is read the judge will say "Will The Dark Knight please rise?"

so basically

http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/crimefighters-color-detail.jpg

totally want to be batman's lawyer.

well, maybe batgirl's lawyer.

not robin's, tho.

also who's Tom Hardy and what's he been good in?

― piscesx, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 7:51 PM (2 hours ago)

hes the main dude in "Bronson", which if youve seen it will give you a shot at how awesome he could be in a variety of bad guy roles.

not crazy quilt tho

wait maybe he will be catwoman

What about.....ELLEN PAGE as Catwoman??

― Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 2:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

smdh

wait it could all be an endaround distracting us from the moment the trailer unfurls and we are presented with a shuffling foot staring MICHEAL CERA AS THE RIDDLER

actually, i like the idea of michael cera, daniel craig and/or kid from third-rock-from-the-sun as the new villains.

no crazy quilt no credibility

I am rooting for Jason Bateman as Doctor No-Face

Justine Bateman would also be acceptable

Megan Fox for unlikeable distant heroin chic catwoman

I still think Hugo Strange would be a good choice, not as the main villain but in a similar role to the LotDK arc "Prey". That would fit pretty well with the story so far.

nsme is too corny.

name.

damn laptop keys.

"The Dark Knight Part II" would be better than this bullshit title.

might as well have called it Bitter Fanboy Tears

Some further thoughts from Nolan:

http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2010/10/27/nolan-dark-knight-rises-finds-the-future-in-imax-not-3d/

Is "The Dark Knight Rises" really that much worse of a title than "Batman Begins"?

yes

This clumsy way of making the third film in the series use the same title as the second, more popular film is just asinine. People saw the fuck out of the last one because it looked awesome, and they'll see the fuck out of the new one if it looks awesome. "The Dark Knight" isn't going to be what draws them back.

perhaps the title is astrology-related?

http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/stupor/5428.jpg

might as well have called it Bitter Fanboy Tears

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Sunday, 31 October 2010 01:10 (11 hours ago)

had the spider-man reboot not already taken that title.

“It’s horses for courses,” Nolan said, using the British expression for taking things case-by-case

Villains should be a trio of Oprah Winfrey, Egghead and Condiment King.

Professor Pyg please

Dark Knight Redemption

Dark Knight Revolutions

Dark Knight: The Final Chapter

Dark Knight Resumption

Dark Knight Addendum

Dark Knight 3: PS I hate you