Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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the dark knight sleeps tight.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Could be a good Kevin Smith cameo:

Mr. Camera
Batman #81 (February 1954)
A camera-headed villain that uses cameras in his crimes.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

The Dark Knight Renews His Driver's License

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

guys:

Adolf Hitler
Green Lantern (vol. 1) #3 (Spring 1942)
A character based on the historical figure of the same name, Hitler appeared as an enemy of many members of the Justice League, including Batman.

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

haha I was going to post that too

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Raiders of the Lost Dark

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, nobody saw him die

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

A character based on the historical figure of the same name, Hitler appeared as an enemy of many members of the Justice League, including Batman.

good to know.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Maggie G comes back as Harley Quinn, having decided that the Joker's plan was the way to go.

mh, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

It Was A Dark And Stormy Knight

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

a self-mutilating criminal named richey james, whom no one saw die when he vanished years ago

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

What about.....ELLEN PAGE as Catwoman??

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe they'll go like the Spider-Man musical and create a totally new stupid-ass villain

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Perfect excuse for the long-awaited Brandon Routh cameo

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

superman is an asshole

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

god, this poor kid is watching his guardian get his ass kicked by a cheap knockoff and all supes can do is bitch about having to redo his plaque, as if it wouldn't take like a minute of heat vision to accomplish

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

really excited about maggie g as catwoman [via shakey mo finke]

caek, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

also wtf kinda policy is "anyone who kicks my partner's ass gets to be my new partner"

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

btw if Harley Quinn appears in the new movie in any way, I am not taking credit

mh, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

hope its gonna be a wes cravens final nightmare-style plot where all these studio execs dealing w/ the batman franchise are getting caught by a mysterious vigilante and everyone suspects christian bale is dressing up as batman but the twist is... its maggie gyllenhaal, who is alive

max, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

just saw this on twitter: "Now that The Riddler has been ruled out as the villain in Chris Nolan's third Batman film, can I suggest Ben Kingsley as Dr. Hugo Strange?"
GIVE ME A BREAK, DUDE.

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

the very much alive maggie gyllenhaal will be playing the cat-woman

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh. please, christopher nolan, just make up a new villain.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

RiddlerCatMan

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

bearsharkosaurus.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd pay to see ron paul as the riddler.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

"the octopus", a villain capable of eerie foresight

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

The Black Glove, as a group of Gotham's finest who are tired of the entertainment their money and influence can provide and decide to break Batman. Rutger Hauer reprises his role from the previous two films as a member. Entire thing turns out to be a plot by Talia al Ghul, who has also infiltrated as a businesswoman.

mh, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at editors roundtable. knew how to hook the kids back in the day

browns zero loss (brownie), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

batman v. the human centipede.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

batman vs. barack obama as the joker [via tea party posters]

max, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The Adventures of Batman, Queen of the Desert

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys, the sun rises in the east. This is all about Batman going to Asia.

Villain will be Lord Death Man.

mh, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

who the fuck cares who the villain is? just make sure you write a "batman dance" into the script.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Daniel Craig as the Penguin, man.

Ballard, Dick (Eazy), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

daniel craig is an inspired choice for a villain, i must say.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

what happened to Philip Seymour Hoffman as Penguin?! i was loving that idea. also who's Tom Hardy and what's he been good in?

piscesx, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

he was in a movie called INCEPTION by a director named NOLAN. for all other references, consult imdb.

mh, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Guys this is a GRITTY and REALISTIC and ADULT version of Batman. Clearly there will be no costumed supervillian.

Instead, that guy that found out about Batman in TDK will turn him in and Bruce Wayne will be taken to court for tax evasion, destruction of public property, etc. The whole thing will be a MORAL DILEMMA played out in an unfolding court case shot in GRITTY desaturated HD entirely in a REALISTIC court room. Right before the verdict is read the judge will say "Will The Dark Knight please rise?"

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

totally want to be batman's lawyer.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

well, maybe batgirl's lawyer.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

not robin's, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

also who's Tom Hardy and what's he been good in?

― piscesx, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 7:51 PM (2 hours ago)

hes the main dude in "Bronson", which if youve seen it will give you a shot at how awesome he could be in a variety of bad guy roles.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

not crazy quilt tho

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

wait maybe he will be catwoman

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

What about.....ELLEN PAGE as Catwoman??

― Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 2:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

smdh

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

wait it could all be an endaround distracting us from the moment the trailer unfurls and we are presented with a shuffling foot staring MICHEAL CERA AS THE RIDDLER

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link


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