Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

The bio for "Axel Alex"

Alex Farland is a mechanic who hates his job. He attempts to steal his boss' car because his boss never gives him a raise. Batman later defeats him and he is sent to prison.

Batman goes to prison? That's gratitude for ya

shakey don't take this so seriously, you might be missing out on obvious clues that point to the return of michael jai white as "big smile"

http://luchins.com/dickery/Batman133kite_man.jpg

I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS JUST XPOSTED ON PUTTING UP THE KITE MAN WIKIPEDIA LINK

lol @ "KGBeast"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia_%28comics%29

um

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/665/665343/fredhembeck2005118-03_1131436797.jpg

Dot-face must have been taken

Bart Magan tried to use a device that would erase a facial scar, but ended up erasing his face.

"Bart Magan" is an anagram for "Arg! Batman." Which should be the name of the movie.

Kevin Smith has written some of the worst comics I've ever read in my life.

xpost -- Argh! A Batman War

klaus nomi would make a vv good batman character w/a nice toe to head reveal shot

Numan would be a good runner-up.

Azamat Bagatov as The Penguin

that list of villains is kind of making my head spin

Also think that the title 'Dark Knight Rises' promises more installments after this one, possibly without Nolan. The beginning of something, rather than a stated 'end' of the batman saga ie 'The Dark Knight Falls'.

The Dark Knight Relaxes

the dark knight rises again

The Dark Knight Gets Drunk and Naked in a Hotel Room

dark knight iv: the quest for peace

the dark knight sleeps tight.

Could be a good Kevin Smith cameo:

Mr. Camera
Batman #81 (February 1954)
A camera-headed villain that uses cameras in his crimes.

The Dark Knight Renews His Driver's License

guys:

Adolf Hitler
Green Lantern (vol. 1) #3 (Spring 1942)
A character based on the historical figure of the same name, Hitler appeared as an enemy of many members of the Justice League, including Batman.

haha I was going to post that too

Raiders of the Lost Dark

i mean, nobody saw him die

A character based on the historical figure of the same name, Hitler appeared as an enemy of many members of the Justice League, including Batman.

good to know.

Maggie G comes back as Harley Quinn, having decided that the Joker's plan was the way to go.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Knight

a self-mutilating criminal named richey james, whom no one saw die when he vanished years ago

What about.....ELLEN PAGE as Catwoman??

maybe they'll go like the Spider-Man musical and create a totally new stupid-ass villain

Here we go:

http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Worlds_Finest_Comics_155_Exit_Batman_Enter_Nightman.aspx

http://www.agonyboothmedia.com/images/articles/Worlds_Finest_Comics_155_Exit_Batman_Enter_Nightman/worldsfinestcomics155exitbatmanenternightman.0100.jpg

Perfect excuse for the long-awaited Brandon Routh cameo

superman is an asshole

god, this poor kid is watching his guardian get his ass kicked by a cheap knockoff and all supes can do is bitch about having to redo his plaque, as if it wouldn't take like a minute of heat vision to accomplish

really excited about maggie g as catwoman [via shakey mo finke]

also wtf kinda policy is "anyone who kicks my partner's ass gets to be my new partner"

btw if Harley Quinn appears in the new movie in any way, I am not taking credit

hope its gonna be a wes cravens final nightmare-style plot where all these studio execs dealing w/ the batman franchise are getting caught by a mysterious vigilante and everyone suspects christian bale is dressing up as batman but the twist is... its maggie gyllenhaal, who is alive

just saw this on twitter: "Now that The Riddler has been ruled out as the villain in Chris Nolan's third Batman film, can I suggest Ben Kingsley as Dr. Hugo Strange?"
GIVE ME A BREAK, DUDE.

the very much alive maggie gyllenhaal will be playing the cat-woman

ugh. please, christopher nolan, just make up a new villain.

^^^

RiddlerCatMan

bearsharkosaurus.

i'd pay to see ron paul as the riddler.

"the octopus", a villain capable of eerie foresight