Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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The role Hardy was born to play

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

did you even watch this movie? a BUNCH of people die on-screen. and not only that, we already had Gordon "return" from the dead

― men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier)

but we didn't really "see" them die, did we now? there was no doctor pronouncing them dead in a hospital. pencil guy could return as a villain called "one-eye" for example. the judge, we never saw her body, she could return as "The Judge." just going with your dawes logic here.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

speaking of dark night returns, tho, would it be crazy for nolan to adapt the mutants for the new movie? they were called the mutants right?

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

and omgggg gorilla city!

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/?p=1240

If the villains in the third movie aren't a league comprised of everyone mentioned on this page, I will be disappointed.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctor No-Face
Detective Comics #319 (September 1963)

Bart Magan tried to use a device that would erase a facial scar, but ended up erasing his face.

see, i could see maggie g in a part like that

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

just going with your dawes logic here.

no, you're not

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

It is amazing how many batman villains are just variations on the same theme. "Once I have begun my reign of terror, no one will forget the name of MR. SECRET PASSWORD!!!!"

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

smart money is on calendar man

everything you do is a meatloaf (another al3x), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

loling at dr no-face

everything you do is a meatloaf (another al3x), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

scarecrow was second-best villain, and criminally underused in first installment of rebooted series.

of this wiki list, the most promising choices look to be black mask, clayface, and deadshot. not many good choices imo.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

The bio for "Axel Alex"

Alex Farland is a mechanic who hates his job. He attempts to steal his boss' car because his boss never gives him a raise. Batman later defeats him and he is sent to prison.

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Batman goes to prison? That's gratitude for ya

sandra lee, gimme your alcohol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

shakey don't take this so seriously, you might be missing out on obvious clues that point to the return of michael jai white as "big smile"

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://luchins.com/dickery/Batman133kite_man.jpg

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS JUST XPOSTED ON PUTTING UP THE KITE MAN WIKIPEDIA LINK

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ "KGBeast"

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Dot-face must have been taken

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Bart Magan tried to use a device that would erase a facial scar, but ended up erasing his face.

"Bart Magan" is an anagram for "Arg! Batman." Which should be the name of the movie.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Kevin Smith has written some of the worst comics I've ever read in my life.

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost -- Argh! A Batman War

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

klaus nomi would make a vv good batman character w/a nice toe to head reveal shot

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Numan would be a good runner-up.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Azamat Bagatov as The Penguin

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

that list of villains is kind of making my head spin

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Also think that the title 'Dark Knight Rises' promises more installments after this one, possibly without Nolan. The beginning of something, rather than a stated 'end' of the batman saga ie 'The Dark Knight Falls'.

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The Dark Knight Relaxes

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

the dark knight rises again

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The Dark Knight Gets Drunk and Naked in a Hotel Room

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

dark knight iv: the quest for peace

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the dark knight sleeps tight.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Could be a good Kevin Smith cameo:

Mr. Camera
Batman #81 (February 1954)
A camera-headed villain that uses cameras in his crimes.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

The Dark Knight Renews His Driver's License

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

guys:

Adolf Hitler
Green Lantern (vol. 1) #3 (Spring 1942)
A character based on the historical figure of the same name, Hitler appeared as an enemy of many members of the Justice League, including Batman.

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

haha I was going to post that too

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Raiders of the Lost Dark

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, nobody saw him die

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

A character based on the historical figure of the same name, Hitler appeared as an enemy of many members of the Justice League, including Batman.

good to know.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Maggie G comes back as Harley Quinn, having decided that the Joker's plan was the way to go.

mh, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

It Was A Dark And Stormy Knight

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

a self-mutilating criminal named richey james, whom no one saw die when he vanished years ago

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

What about.....ELLEN PAGE as Catwoman??

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe they'll go like the Spider-Man musical and create a totally new stupid-ass villain

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Perfect excuse for the long-awaited Brandon Routh cameo

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

superman is an asshole

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

god, this poor kid is watching his guardian get his ass kicked by a cheap knockoff and all supes can do is bitch about having to redo his plaque, as if it wouldn't take like a minute of heat vision to accomplish

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

really excited about maggie g as catwoman [via shakey mo finke]

caek, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link


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