Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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i had this weird audiotape batman thing when i was a kid that had an incredibly scary manbat story on it.

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

haha what about Deadshot

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

badass immortal arab mastermind

can't imagine why this didn't happen

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadshot

Within the DC Universe, Deadshot is often a hired assassin, regularly boasting to "never miss." He is capable of using a large variety of weapons, but is most frequently portrayed as using a pair of silenced, wrist-mounted guns. He initially appears in Gotham City as a new crimefighter, but is revealed to be an enemy of Batman when he attempts to replace the Dark Knight. He is sent to jail when Batman and Commissioner Gordon publicly expose his plot to become the king of Gotham's underworld.[1]

After serving his term, Deadshot begins hiring his services out as an assassin, changing his costume from the top coat and tails he previously wore to a red jumpsuit and distinctive metal face plate with a targeting device on the right side.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Isn't this movie legally required to feature Shia LaBeouf in some capacity?

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Either him or Justin Long

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess they could do Mad Hatter

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i had this weird audiotape batman thing when i was a kid that had an incredibly scary manbat story on it.

― tylerw, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 6:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

had this on LP </ILV>

69, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

danggg, wonder if it's available on the internet. seriously, it sort of scares me to even think about it.

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

in 'the dark knight' you really don't see anyone die on-screen, they keep a lot of it off-camera. or maybe the chechen wasn't actually cut up and fed to his dogs! sal maroni just broke his other leg in the car wreck! detective wuertz was just grazed by dent's bullet!

did you even watch this movie? a BUNCH of people die on-screen. and not only that, we already had Gordon "return" from the dead

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Quilt

what the hell, comics

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I could be totally wrong, but the Catwoman thing seems like an obvious route to go, to me - seems likely they'd pair her with some other minor villain

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

we're all gonna feel so dumb when Batman 3 turns out as stupid as Shakey wants it to be

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctor No-Face
Detective Comics #319 (September 1963)

Bart Magan tried to use a device that would erase a facial scar, but ended up erasing his face.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

oops!

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

we're all gonna feel so dumb when Batman 3 turns out as stupid as Shakey wants it to be

to be clear here, this is not what I WANT to have happen, just what seems likely

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

you know what is REALLY unlikely? the third film in a trilogy being any good

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

danggg, wonder if it's available on the internet. seriously, it sort of scares me to even think about it.

― tylerw, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 6:13 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

buy-it-now!

69, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

http://batman.neoseeker.com/w/i/batman/7/77/Calculator.jpg

The role Hardy was born to play

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

did you even watch this movie? a BUNCH of people die on-screen. and not only that, we already had Gordon "return" from the dead

― men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier)

but we didn't really "see" them die, did we now? there was no doctor pronouncing them dead in a hospital. pencil guy could return as a villain called "one-eye" for example. the judge, we never saw her body, she could return as "The Judge." just going with your dawes logic here.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

speaking of dark night returns, tho, would it be crazy for nolan to adapt the mutants for the new movie? they were called the mutants right?

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

and omgggg gorilla city!

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/?p=1240

If the villains in the third movie aren't a league comprised of everyone mentioned on this page, I will be disappointed.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctor No-Face
Detective Comics #319 (September 1963)

Bart Magan tried to use a device that would erase a facial scar, but ended up erasing his face.

see, i could see maggie g in a part like that

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

just going with your dawes logic here.

no, you're not

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

It is amazing how many batman villains are just variations on the same theme. "Once I have begun my reign of terror, no one will forget the name of MR. SECRET PASSWORD!!!!"

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

smart money is on calendar man

everything you do is a meatloaf (another al3x), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

loling at dr no-face

everything you do is a meatloaf (another al3x), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

scarecrow was second-best villain, and criminally underused in first installment of rebooted series.

of this wiki list, the most promising choices look to be black mask, clayface, and deadshot. not many good choices imo.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

The bio for "Axel Alex"

Alex Farland is a mechanic who hates his job. He attempts to steal his boss' car because his boss never gives him a raise. Batman later defeats him and he is sent to prison.

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Batman goes to prison? That's gratitude for ya

sandra lee, gimme your alcohol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

shakey don't take this so seriously, you might be missing out on obvious clues that point to the return of michael jai white as "big smile"

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://luchins.com/dickery/Batman133kite_man.jpg

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS JUST XPOSTED ON PUTTING UP THE KITE MAN WIKIPEDIA LINK

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ "KGBeast"

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Dot-face must have been taken

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Bart Magan tried to use a device that would erase a facial scar, but ended up erasing his face.

"Bart Magan" is an anagram for "Arg! Batman." Which should be the name of the movie.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Kevin Smith has written some of the worst comics I've ever read in my life.

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost -- Argh! A Batman War

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

klaus nomi would make a vv good batman character w/a nice toe to head reveal shot

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Numan would be a good runner-up.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Azamat Bagatov as The Penguin

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

that list of villains is kind of making my head spin

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Also think that the title 'Dark Knight Rises' promises more installments after this one, possibly without Nolan. The beginning of something, rather than a stated 'end' of the batman saga ie 'The Dark Knight Falls'.

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The Dark Knight Relaxes

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

the dark knight rises again

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The Dark Knight Gets Drunk and Naked in a Hotel Room

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

dark knight iv: the quest for peace

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link


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