Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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but really the dead giveaway is that she's under contract for the third movie.

what, do you think she's going to appear in a bunch of flashbacks or something.

― men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

so is Aaron Eckhart, it doesn't mean anything

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't think nolan wants to return to the burton well too often and i don't think he's going to really mess around with "rises from the dead" kinda shit, like that article likewise suggests.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess there's also clue-leaving serial types like Riddler and Zsasz but with Nolan saying his inspiration was that this is the Last Batman Movie he'll probably go for bigger game than just Solvin' Puzzles With Bats.

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

given that the moral quandaries involved with being Batman are central to Nolan's take on the character, having his longtime paramour become warped/turned against him would fit in nicely

and again I don't see any need for "magical" resurrections - you don't see her die on-screen, you see an explosion. people survive movie explosions ALL THE TIME

xp

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah being under contract doesn't mean they have been paid and are gonna appear, it just suggests to me she's there just in case she's needed for something like flashbacks or nightmares or something.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Hoping it's Bane, frankly.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

man itd be pretty sweet to have AZRAEL around -- that saga was so chill

69, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

with Nolan saying his inspiration was that this is the Last Batman Movie he'll probably go for bigger game than just Solvin' Puzzles With Bats.

^^^totally agree with this. this is going to be some conclusive-character-arc sorta stuff

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"Oh hey, Gordon, you know how Harvey went apeshit because his girlfriend died in that explosion? Turns out she survived, crawled out, and didn't tell anyone until his madcap time as Two-Face came to an end."

"Oh, the sad, plausible irony!"

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

from the themes & plot points set up in the first two movies, really seems like the next villain will be a false good guy heroically persusing the dangerous menace 'bat man' for the good of the city, but really working for shady moneyed interests or his/her own whacked psychology. if batman was 'order' and joker 'chaos', i bet number 3 works on an inversion of this.

or a glory-hunter type who pulls crazy stuff in a reality-show way w/o batman's principles. super-celebrity for its own sake kind of a thing.

but i don't know comics so i dunno who these would be.

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

MAN-BAT

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Turns out she survived, crawled out, and didn't tell anyone until his madcap time as Two-Face came to an end."

um, his madcap time as Two-Face lasted all of what, a day? two days?

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

MAN-BAT

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

^^omg this is the best idea

69, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

shakey, she's not going to be catwoman, please stfu.

C. Tuomas Howell (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Why couldn't the title have been "The Dark Knight Returns"? It would've probably fit thematically (I assume that in the third movie Batman will reclaim the status he lost in the end of DK), and it would certainly have resonance among Batman fans. Plus it sounds better than "The Dark Knight Rises" - didn't that "rise" already happen in the first movie?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I was just about to say Man-Bat would rule. I'm sure Nolan doesn't have the guts to go with that angle though.

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Because then people would be expecting an adaptation of the comic.

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

um, his madcap time as Two-Face lasted all of what, a day? two days?

you're right, the cops declared her dead without finding remains, she crawled off for two days and will come back dressed as a cat, having decided the town needs another animal-themed adventurer

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

The Nolan bros were like "oh shit, how did it take us two years to come up with a plot when THAT was staring at us the whole time!"

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

ha i thought two-face survived and i'm pretty sure i saw the movie twice.

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys are missing the obvious angle here:

Catwoman appears... and is played by AARON ECKHART

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

anyway i hope shakey is wrong because maggie g is not so great at the acting and would make a super awful catwoman.

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

most importantly, you don't see her die on-screen.

in 'the dark knight' you really don't see anyone die on-screen, they keep a lot of it off-camera. or maybe the chechen wasn't actually cut up and fed to his dogs! sal maroni just broke his other leg in the car wreck! detective wuertz was just grazed by dent's bullet!

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i think maggie g is really good tbh and fine in that particular role, but she wouldn't be suited to play catwoman.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

in 'the dark knight' you really don't see anyone die on-screen

um, the pencil trick?

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, that's the other thing, I don't think Maggie G has any ability to like... vamp or be threatening at all.

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

in 'the dark knight' you really don't see anyone die on-screen,

my big hope was that Eric Roberts survived and will come back with a Greek mythology fixation...as MAXIE ZEUS

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

aside from likely being very hot, catwoman is a lousy idea for the next villain. sort of glad the riddler's not going to be the next villain, either. but who does that leave? penguin sounds equally lame, and unlike a nolan villain-type.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

the most Nolan-esque villain is Victor Zsasz

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

my batman 3 would basically involve all the mob lords picking out their stylish trademark ("hmmm...I did always love Lewis Carroll") and getting really fucking annoying, forcing anarky to realize that all these weirdos are batman's fault.

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

as a non-comix person, 'rahz al-guhl' (sp) was a new one on me, and it worked fine. and yeah, none of the a-list batman villains seem very nolan-y

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

FWIW Marion Cotillard turned down a part in Batman 3, and it was thought it would've been either Catwoman or Talia al Ghul.

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

omg you guys, there was a CATMAN

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Tom Hardy as Black Mask or Zsasz would be pretty fucking dope.

if Maggie G is in this as Catwoman i will not see it.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought they really wasted an opportunity with Ra's al Ghul in BB... he's supposed to be a badass immortal arab mastermind, Liam Neeson with a glued on moustache didn't really fit the bill for me.

I hope they don't go with a lame new school villain like Bane or Zsasz (or Hush).

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i had this weird audiotape batman thing when i was a kid that had an incredibly scary manbat story on it.

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

haha what about Deadshot

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

badass immortal arab mastermind

can't imagine why this didn't happen

goole, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadshot

Within the DC Universe, Deadshot is often a hired assassin, regularly boasting to "never miss." He is capable of using a large variety of weapons, but is most frequently portrayed as using a pair of silenced, wrist-mounted guns. He initially appears in Gotham City as a new crimefighter, but is revealed to be an enemy of Batman when he attempts to replace the Dark Knight. He is sent to jail when Batman and Commissioner Gordon publicly expose his plot to become the king of Gotham's underworld.[1]

After serving his term, Deadshot begins hiring his services out as an assassin, changing his costume from the top coat and tails he previously wore to a red jumpsuit and distinctive metal face plate with a targeting device on the right side.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Isn't this movie legally required to feature Shia LaBeouf in some capacity?

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Either him or Justin Long

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess they could do Mad Hatter

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i had this weird audiotape batman thing when i was a kid that had an incredibly scary manbat story on it.

― tylerw, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 6:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

had this on LP </ILV>

69, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

danggg, wonder if it's available on the internet. seriously, it sort of scares me to even think about it.

tylerw, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

in 'the dark knight' you really don't see anyone die on-screen, they keep a lot of it off-camera. or maybe the chechen wasn't actually cut up and fed to his dogs! sal maroni just broke his other leg in the car wreck! detective wuertz was just grazed by dent's bullet!

did you even watch this movie? a BUNCH of people die on-screen. and not only that, we already had Gordon "return" from the dead

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Quilt

what the hell, comics

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I could be totally wrong, but the Catwoman thing seems like an obvious route to go, to me - seems likely they'd pair her with some other minor villain

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

we're all gonna feel so dumb when Batman 3 turns out as stupid as Shakey wants it to be

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctor No-Face
Detective Comics #319 (September 1963)

Bart Magan tried to use a device that would erase a facial scar, but ended up erasing his face.

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

oops!

men just grunt it all out together (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link


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