dudes: let's write stuff abt MIAMI VICE, the TV show

I catch bits of reruns on cable occasionally - this show cracks me up. the tortured posing! the fluorescent lights! the insane 80s set designs!

I watched it a bit as a kid when it originally aired, I think most of it went over my head

Ah, Michael Mann.

the Phil Collins episode is awful: what a smug asshole.

hey man, it's just another day in paradise

i thought phil collins was cast very appropriately

also i don't know which ep it is but there's one where crocket has an aligator for a pet and tosses him a steak as he's all hungover

^^^honestly the "crockett lives on a boat and owns an alligator" is like the sum total of my childhood memories of this show

and it's the reason i know what espadrilles are as well as pastel colors
for some reason i always think of miami vice when i hear the word pastel

Espadrilles make your bare feet stink something awful.

I know.

hey- we were watching TV in Berlin tonight and we see something listed as "Miami Vice" which totally looks the part- bad 80s clothes, everyone with weird poofy hair, jackets with sleeves folded up to their elbows, muscle Ts, cop show about drugs n stuff, y'know- but . . .

no Crockett and no Tubbs-

instead the show revolved around some cute and sorta plastic-y and porn-looking male actors who were really nondescript

but the credits said "A Michael Mann Production" and stuff and it listed Jan Hammer: Music etc.

so we are confused- were there ever episodes of "Miami Vice" that just straight up didn't have Don Johnson in them at all? Are we high or something? and yeah we've looked around online already but no dice. it's like we fell into an alternate TV universe (exciting and scary)

if it helps jog yr memory- in the episode we watched a guy is high on drugs and hallucinates and the hallucinations are rendered in a pastel-y video effect similar to that used in the a-Ha "Take on Me" video- and he is almost killed by a semi that nearly rolls over him but the boring good guys who aren't Crockett and Tubbs but who are wearing retarded white pants tucked into black buckle boots with bandanas on their heads save him from a psychedelic death on the freeway.

Anybody? Anybody? Help us!

No idea about that, but P.M. Thomas was and is my fashion hero.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1107/1352507044_0b622409de.jpg?v=0

not sure about that, crockett was always the more stylish one. especially in the later seasons when the costume people tried to experiment with new styles:

http://www.miamiviceonline.com/screenshots/miracle02.jpg

Yuck!

the miami vice "look" is still very fresh though imo -- ray-bans and carreras are still in, and I wouldn't be too surprised to see the same pastel henleys/linen slacks sold at american apparel or something

Yeah, somewhere I read that the per-show budget was cut drastically before the end. From Armani to, like, Generra.

http://www.starringthecomputer.com/snapshots/miami_vice_s5e3_amiga2000_1.jpg

PMT looks so unhappy in that leopard-pattern jacket.

Humiliated--that might be the right word.

The show peaked quickly: from '85 to 1986 really. At a sixth grade dance, every guy wore turquoise or salmon pink pseudo Armani jackets and sockless espadrilles (David Rieff's excellent book on Miami mentions how thoroughly the look had permeated the city, and how officials exploited it). But I don't remember anyone talking about the show or dressing like Crockett or Tubbs from '86 onwards.

man ed o'neil just went ham on some porno guys

What was the episode where an arms dealer demonstrated his wares on CROCKETT'S CAR? This sequence, and Crockett's reaction, are the only parts of MV I remember watching. Also, I suspect this is the highlight of the series--am I correct?

That was Jeff Fahey in When Irish Eyes Are Smiling (season three).

I watched the entire series on DVD over the course of two months last year. It is fantastic almost throughout.

the first season of this has some hints of how good it gets later but there's a lot of bad jokes and bad fake accents and it doesn't look nearly as good as it did later. just watched an episode where crockett and tubbs infiltrate a boat race to try and get at a drug shipment, with crockett getting into the race by hustling the drug dealer at a pool game. at least three minutes of the last half of the episode are devoted to a shirtless tubbs making out awkwardly in bed with the dealer's mistress. great show!

I like how the writers decided Crockett dealing with this estranged family or w/e wasn't going anywhere and dropped that plot sideline right at the start

Tubbs doll:

http://www.figurerealm.com/Galleries/miamivice/RicardoTubbs-GreenSuit.jpg

lol love the OP's enthusiasm

s1e1 surprisingly moving?

http://i.imgur.com/i0DGacS.jpg
You got a leak your department the size of the east rivuh

http://i.imgur.com/Y0sRTX4.jpg
Alright that's it. Any questions?
Yeah, I gotta question. You roll some fruit for that shirt or what?

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You were my partner...thanksgiving...birthdays

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in the air

ok gotta rewatch that

I just remember the subplot of Sonny's family (divorce?) that they backgrounded and how Olmos doesn't appear much until later

olmos wasn't their original captain so that's why he didn't show up until episode 4 or whenever.

yeah Castillo is the original captain until he gets murdered and they have that whole epic revenge episode

err....not castillo, I mean Rodriguez

Golden Triangle 2 parter the highlight of season 1, despite it's kind of cop-out ending. I always thought if they were going to make a sequel to the Mann movie, they could have cribbed it from that

Is it worth it watching the whole season? Or should I just skip to those episodes? Cause I watched a bit of ep 2 and it seemed kind of schlocky

it takes a lil bit to get going, I started enjoying it by episode 3. once they start having two-parters and the stakes get epic it gets more fun. The Ed O'Neill episode is weird, it feels like it belongs later in the season.

the two I noted have a notably darker tone than the rest of the season.

Golden Triangle is Olmo's star turn
Also who knew Josie Packard is in this? : )

I have never seen MV, but just learned that one of them had a pet alligator and want to give it a try. Studio could have added a gator or two to the marketing of this show if they had wanted to appeal to folks like me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awzOq_XKA_o

Tim Capello!

Cappello

I’m just starting with it but Tokyo Vice seems decent so far.

It’s interesting to me that there’s basically a whole subgenre of police procedurals indebted to The Wire. (Maybe Tokyo Vice will resolve the apparent dysfunction easily idk.) But Narcos Mexico was another one that really dug into the dysfunction.

Sorry, thread derail.

Just watched the Pilot for the first time since 1984. I loved this show so much as a 12 yo and thought Sonny Crocket was the coolest thing ever.

What a great show! Has any other TV show, let alone a network TV show, edited scenes with music so completely? The version of "All Night Long" by the latin band in the scene in the club when Tubbs meets Calderon is perfect. Philip Michael Thomas really great job with the contained rage in that scene. In fact, he's as much if not more of the star of the episode as Crocket.

er, as Johnson.

The "In the Air Tonight" sequence rules.

Side note, loved how Crockett and Tubbs p much never arrested anyone, they just killed them

That pilot pretty much nailed it, iirc the rest is really hit or miss.

Side note, loved how Crockett and Tubbs p much never arrested anyone, they just killed them

Not in the Pilot! Crockett convinces Tubbs to arrest Calderone instead of blow him away in cold blood. Calderone jumps bail (by seaplane, natch, it's Miami) at the v end. Maybe this is where they learned their lesson.

Kind of echoed in the beginning of the movie, where they let the bad guy get away, saying something like "we will get him next time."

Second episode very good as well - Ed O'Neil doing ersatz Popeye Doyle.

Maybe it's the SD, but I did find some of the show looked surprisingly cheap.

there are some good sequences later in the first season. the multi-part episodes are pretty dope

I remember Walt ordering a Fat Tire on Breaking Bad once and I kind of double-taked, as that was one of the first times I'd heard someone order a specific beer on a show.

https://i.imgur.com/c1WWmvU.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/uIM3Rd0.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/vMGjWAD.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ddiENWN.jpg

Definitely the most WTF sequence of this show

^ Looking forward to that episode.

Btw I just remembered that in the s2 episode “Florence Italy” which centers around a street race in Miami, the main driver played by Danny Sullivan is sponsored by Löwenbräu - the real one, not a fake version.

https://i.imgur.com/0xeBhTV.jpg

Late night at the office watching telly with the bros

https://i.imgur.com/7FombpH.jpg

The color coordination is top tier

https://i.imgur.com/LGQaTt0.jpg

In the wake of Sheena Easton’s assassination, when Burnett is drowning himself in whiskey in the cabin of his boat, and Cooper comes to visit, and tells him that she had been pregnant, the visuals take on this unusual tint. Powerful

https://i.imgur.com/tGjFV4Q.jpg

As I approached the end of the penultimate season of my life, I wondered: was it all…just a dream?

Sonny is a suit?

Whoops, *in* a suit?

the suit represents birth

in that he's going to get somebody pregnant

If I was a witness being hunted by a cartel, and guarded by Zito and Switek, I'd probably just take my chances on the street

lol otm

https://i.imgur.com/f8xyQbd.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/HTXxvo6.jpg

Boss…your face

man he was Gucci Mane before Gucci Mane

https://i.imgur.com/rZ91EgF.jpg

“Oh Rico, I’d love to get lunch, but I have an audition to be an extra in a Milli Vanilli video.”

https://i.imgur.com/GgMTLHU.jpg

the last ride

Good lord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_O2Lw0wuSA

lol, what possessed you to revive this thread at this particular time?! I literally just started watching it for the first time ever this weekend. Weird! Anyway, I do have thoughts, as it's both way cooler and way cheesier than I expected, which is a combo I vibe with hard. But for now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWTjCyLTU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb9e8OcC1jA

The Rico Tubbs style is finally back:
https://x.com/boymolish/status/1780732599197118845