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"no sound is innocent"

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Girl wearing 'Princess' shirt she bought at the mall meets 3 other girls in sixth grade wearing the same shirt => they start talking => they start angry punk band => they take over the universe

geeta (geeta), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

these threads always get horribly sidetracked by bad analogies

boxcubed (boxcubed), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

what planet do you come from geeta?

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

qx-17 nebula obv

geeta (geeta), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

(not for nothing but i think my analogy's pretty much on point)

maura (maura), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

(as do i)

(unless bc meant my beat digger analogy which i also thought was on point)

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

(it was MY analogy, mainly)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

(i meant the t-shirt thing.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

probably what's made american culture so vacuous that it finds the ironic uses of epithets 'edgy' in the first place

but Vice started in Canada!

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

what, like that sort of thing isn't omnipresent south of the border?

maura (maura), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Right. Vice started in Canada. "american culture" like the man said.

haha Dave Q to thread!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

they speak english = they are american.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

In general, I agree with a lot of what Maura and Jess are saying. On the "individual expression" argument, I firmly agree with Geeta. Individula expression matters to the individual, not society at large.

To relate this back to Vice, it's perfectly fine for them to ironically fling epithets back and forth under the guise of changing the world but they should be cognizant of the fact that the majority of the people who wander across them aren't going to buy their interpretation and be prepared to deal with the consequences of it (ie, my family beating your ass).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Girl wearing 'Princess' shirt she bought at the mall meets 3 other girls in sixth grade wearing the same shirt => they start talking => they start angry punk band => they take over the universe

(and then they all lez up)

Some jokes NEVER get old... (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

dan, you did read the "sixth grade" part of that post, right?

i love you. (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Presumably it will take longer than six years to take over the world, Jess.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

(insert mary kate and ashley joke...here.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 14 October 2002 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

For some reason this thread -- or the turn it's taken, anyway -- makes me think of something that happened to a friend of mine about a year and a half ago. I'll excerpt his email -- hope he doesn't mind.

Wednesday night at about 1 AM I was riding my bicycle home from [work]
when I met a red light about 15 or 20 blocks away from my house. Sometimes
if there are absolutely no cars or anything I'll run a red light, but if I
see headlights I assume they belong to a cop car containing a cop who will
give me a 200 dollar ticket and probably harass me to boot. So, I decided
to stay put. It's a long light, and I sat there and sat there.

A car coming down the road I was waiting to cross suddenly stopped at the
green light and a man opened the door and got out of the driver's seat. He
was black, probably between 20 and 30 years old. That's all I know and will
ever know about this person. He was approaching me rather quickly and
purposefully. I had a feeling that he was going to fuck with me in some
way, and was sort of waiting to see how.

He said "what up nigga?" and before I responded said "Where you from,
nigga?" I can't remember exactly but I think what I did was look back
and gesture vaguely down the street in the direction I'd come from - I didn't
really know what he could mean by asking me where I was from - "I'm from
Long Island" is maybe what I should have said but why would he care?
Anyway, as I turned back to face him and began to say...something, I don't
even know...I got punched in the face, hard, at least once and fell down. I
sat there in the road with my bike lying next to me and heard the guy get
back in his car and drive away. I think he said something else but I'm not
sure.

I couldn't see very well because a) I had just been punched in the face and
b) my glasses weren't where they should have been. I didn't want to put my
glasses on because I was sure they were broken, but they weren't. I sat
there for a bit longer, and touched my lip with my hand and my tongue to see
how badly it was fucked up. I slowly picked myself and my bike up and
continued to ride home.

What was running through my head as I rode home was "What am I supposed to
do now?" I felt like there must be some kind of appropriate reaction. I
didn't want to call the police because the police in my neighborhood are
fucking assholes (there's another long, much worse story I could tell
here...). I didn't remember anything about the car or the guy so there was
no way I'd be able to give the cops any information anyway. I wondered if
this was some sort of lesson, like, O.K. it's now unsafe to ride home at
night, but that's bullshit. I've been riding home from [work] late
at night for a year and I've never even felt uncomfortable before. What
managed to cross my mind for a second was: maybe I don't belong in that
neighborhood, like, getting punched by this guy was some kind of message to
move to a different part of town. That was the most fucked thought of all.
Thinking rationally, would you deduce that this guy was acting as an
authorized representative of the neighborhood?

I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm lucky that I didn't
get hurt more. I mean, if the guy had wanted to keep on kicking me or some
shit he could've just gone ahead and had his way with me. At least I was
just randomly punched - people get randomly stabbed and shot, too. I still
kind of can't believe it, but, it also makes sense in a weird way. I mean,
if I were driving around looking for somebody to punch, I would probably
would have punched me too.

I don't know what to make of the semiotics and/or semantics of this man's referring to my friend (who is, as you probably inferred, white) as a "nigga"; it seems bizarre to me, to be frank: was he using it primarily as a term of denigration? As a way of totally confusing my friend and making him feel uncomfortable? Is it what he calls everybody? I've no idea.

(I do know, however, what I probably would've done to that man had I been there and been suitably armed. My friend is a sweetheart who would never hurt anyone.)

As for the "N-word", unless I'm quoting something or otherwise making reference to a statement not my own, I never use it, whether ending in "-er" or "-a". Getting in the habit of using it in everyday speech strikes me as a very dangerous game -- the risk/benefit ratio is pretty atrocious.

Phil (phil), Monday, 14 October 2002 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

remind me not to make jokes on this thread ever again

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 14 October 2002 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Trace, I am so going to write a song now called 'Kickin' It With All My Retards'! It will be a slow mumbly stagger, a lurchy swagger like Iggy's 'Dum Dum Boys'. I will be slaughtered by dull critics but I don't need 'em.

Jess says 'no sound is innocent'. Race stuff is 90% of what makes Dan despair of humanity. The thread seems mostly to have concluded that re-casting meanings is a guilty activity. Indeed it is. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't do it. The brave will do it, despite threats of a beatdown.

Dan again:

To relate this back to Vice, it's perfectly fine for them to ironically fling epithets back and forth under the guise of changing the world but they should be cognizant of the fact that the majority of the people who wander across them aren't going to buy their interpretation and be prepared to deal with the consequences of it (ie, my family beating your ass).

This goes back to my distinction between acts and deeds, and my first point on this whole thread. By all means be enraged (or encourage your family to be enraged) by transvalued epithets. After all, no interpretative act can be innocent, whatever the intended outcome of the transvaluation. But don't forget (and don't let your violent family forget) to judge by acts too. Vice employs homosexual and black contributors and promotes their perspectives and their terms. In the subculture Vice addresses, those people actually have considerably more cultural capital (ie cool) than straight and white people. It's by those deeds, and in that context, that you should judge the mag's editors.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 14 October 2002 23:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

As always, the answer to this dilemma can be found in that most holy of literary tomes, Chris Rock's Rock This:

"Yet some people still wonder why black people can say "nigger" and they can't. Believe it or not, it's a very common question. I hear it all the time:

White Person: Chris, can I say "nigger"?

Me: Why would you even want to?

White Person: I don't mean anything bad by it. I've travelled the world. I've got a yacht. I fucked Racquel Welch. Now, if I could just say 'nigger', everything would be complete.

Me: No. After I smack you upside the head everything will be complete."

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 15 October 2002 00:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Momus, can you explain why exactly you see inherent value in people's doing things society disapproves of?

I also want to note the following about this thread: "rappers do it" is a really piss-poor justification of basically any type of behavior.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 00:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Momus, can you explain why exactly you see inherent value in people's doing things society disapproves of?

Because I don't believe in the status quo. I don't believe that it is virtue just simply to avoid using a word which some people might find offensive. In many cases, that's conservatism and cowardice. That's what people do who don't think words and meanings are important enough to get into fights about.

I believe (in fact, I know) that society changes, and those changes start with small groups. In some cases the changes are wrought by avant garde artists, in some cases humble journalists. But nothing changes if nobody dares to stick his/her neck out.

My song about retards would basically say 'the retards are my friends'. It would be thought-provoking and ambivalent. 'Why don't I hang with retards? Why do we feel uneasy with someone saying he does? Why is it funny that he would pass this off as some kind of cool thing to do? Is he making fun of the handicapped, or is he paying attention to people who usually get none, or get only certain stereotypical 'managerial' or 'sympathetic' light cast on their lives?

The alternative is to pass in 'inoffensive' silence over such topics, or to sing 'I will always love you' or some variant, a 'formula so watertight nobody could possibly disagree with it. So you win.'

I'm not interested in winning, but in thinking. I'd rather be perplexed than right.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 00:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Because I don't believe in the status quo.

Modernism’s dirty secret: avant-garde work requires the survival of the order it first flared against, or its full radicalism no longer properly registers.

momus you sound like a 16 year old goth girl now.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 00:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

(obv. that second quote wasn't momus.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 00:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jess' quote assumes that avant garde work wants to survive with its full oppositional force intact. In fact, avant garde work, as Duchamp readily conceded, dies very quickly. It has a sell-by date, which is the date on which the parallel world it proposes becomes indistinguishable from the actual world. After that, such work is nothing more than a museum piece. And that 'death' is the Nirvana of the oppositional work, its mission accomplished.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 00:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are important points and counterpoints made here, and I realize that the context of a work's creation is relevant, but I would like to hear more from the Vice readers or critics based on the magazine itself rather than inferences drawn from the interview. Surely many more people work on and contribute to Vice than these two guys.

I get the sense that the people who like the magazine have actually read the magazine, but that those who are critical of the people behind Vice haven't extended the criticisms to the published output that much, other than by pointing out (quite correctly) that hate speech words have a different effect when published than when uttered. By the way, I don't happen to share Momus' views on co-opting and subverting language here, so please don't attribute those to me, either.

I find parts of Vice amusing but after reading that interview I am wondering what it is I like about it. I have definitely wished aspects of Vice didn't exist, and I do have a different attitude towards it now. I think I have a similar reaction to Vice as I did to Spy in that my baser nature is amused in spite of my better self, although, unlike Spy, Vice is free so I don't feel like such a sucker for reading it.

If you can't get past the offensive words in Vice and have nothing more to add, I fully understand that, because it's an important issue, but I'd be interested in hearing someone articulate their criticisms of the magazine other than that it contains words of hate speech or that these guys are poor spokespeople for higher education in Canada. So, let's talk about Vice magazine, anyone?

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 00:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

well the real triumph of vice is that this thread stopped being abt them almost immediately, but they could still appear at any moment and safely say "see? we're promoting discussion". "provocative" to them is ALL inference => they get the luxury of claiming/deflecting responsibility as they see fit without doing any of the work (haha cf. mark s vs the clash - we miss you mark).

a lot of the writing is good and the "don'ts" page is usually hilarious, but suzy is absolutely OTM re: "edgy" = zero actual risk.

jones (actual), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 01:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

(oh no momus christina ricci already filmed your song!!!)

jones (actual), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 01:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is the magazine Jimmy Kimmel writes for right? The cross between Maxim and Wallpaper?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 01:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

"provocative" to them is ALL inference => they get the luxury of claiming/deflecting responsibility as they see fit without doing any of the work

Well, again and again we get people popping up with this motif that re-interpretative work is guilty (this time it's because it's lazy and cowardly, apparently). Yes, fine, there is no innocent revaluation. But where is the King Canute who can stop it going on? And what are your motives for wanting that Canute (actually, it would be better to characterise him as Plato) to come along and somehow fix meanings for all time?

The fact that Hollywood has done my song does change it. Like the notice on the post page says 'Other messages have appeared while you were composing your reply, which may change your message's context. Do you still want to post it?'

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 01:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

I haven't made a judgement on the WORK one way or the other - I'm just saying you're doing that work, not vice

jones (actual), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

*walks in door, smiles blithely* Hi everyone! What did I miss?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I've just articulated it in a more wishy washy liberal way than they have, coming off as something between a Naderite and a '19 year old Goth girl'. Whereas they come off as hard-ass niggaz, and lots of advertising people stream to them waving hard-ass dollaz.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned, you dick slurping negroidal faggot cum jockey pedo! we missed you!!

momus i said 16 year old goth girl. i know plenty of 19 year old goth girls smarter than you.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned, you dick slurping negroidal faggot cum jockey pedo! we missed you!!

You forgot 'fundamentalist' -- one must embrace the details.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

(haha yay! Ned = the original de-toxifya)

jones (actual), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

High popularity-to-silence ratio emerging here, which perhaps explains the Vice-hataz. If, like Ned and Mark S, you pass over issues like this in silence, everybody loves ya.

But I wonder why this argument doesn't apply to Ned and Mark?

they get the luxury of claiming/deflecting responsibility as they see fit without doing any of the work

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

mark's mother is in the hospital right now momus; leave him be.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are more important things than frat mags.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

i do wish he was here for this one though

it'd only take one post

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

... to blow away forever that troublesome Momus with his points about language and social change...

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha, mark p's post is the funniest of the thread

boxcubed (boxcubed), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

momus hold your horses dammit i'm a slow typist

I think I've just articulated it in a more wishy washy liberal way than they have

maybe so but the idea is also followed through a few degrees further than I've ever heard the vice eds attempt. their "defense" hasn't changed or developed in the slightest in all that time - how's that for rigid unflexible wordplay?

(vice-hatin is a years-old sport here in montreal and believe me what i'm doing ain't even close)

jones (actual), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't understand how enraging someone to the point where they want to beat you into submission because you're such a clueless tool can be considered constructive or desirable.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

What about Shift-hating? Do Montreal people hate Shift as well?

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Montreal people hate bruins and redwings.

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 02:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't understand how enraging someone to the point where they want to beat you into submission because you're such a clueless tool can be considered constructive or desirable.

I don't see how beating can be considered desireable either, Dan, yet you're the only one on this whole thread talking about it. Do you really think a liberal-progressive revaluation of language is so clueless?

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 03:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

And do your family know that you're using them to threaten people on the net?

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 03:03 (twenty-one years ago) link


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