Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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The Script

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

john and the portas

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The Simpsons

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

the sixties

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh.

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

actually now I kind of want to start a band named "the sixties"

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Dad's Army

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

haha bernard snowy is REALLY good at this

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Fifteen years ago was the heyday of indie bands shooting for the most boring name possible. I think of the trajectory as The Smiths -> Big Black's t-shirts which looked like they were adverts for a tool manufacturer -> après Pavement, le déluge.

bendy, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX

sonofstan, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

xxp aw thanks LJ -- I attribute it to the influence of Thomas Pynchon (been reading Inherent Vice recently, which features a hopeless aging garage band named "Beer")

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Hall and Oates

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Ned Raggett and the Perms

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

ham

drive this seven inch cheese steak through my philadelphia heart (diamonddave85), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I quite like 'Bad Murder' and 'Maths'. Though I suspect the former, being a reference to a contemporary comedy series, would in actuality be a terrible student band. The second would be mathrock, obviously.

emil.y, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

xxp A vision.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

boring attempts to sound cultured:

Rimbaud's Window
Middlemarch
The Shakespeares
Painting
Virginia and the Wolves

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

meat

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Toner

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

the coffee

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

meat toner

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

coffee meat toner

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

being a reference to a contemporary comedy series

what?!

fuck i haven't tuned in to the collective comedy consciousness have i

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds like a workout machine for your junk

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

poetry band

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

The Collective Comedy Consciousness

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Asparagus
Broccoli
Cabbage

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Knit Two Together

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Sprouts
Turnip

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

the grunts

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

the hotels

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

k2tog

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Awesome Band

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

the phone bill

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Drilling a Hole in Order to Find Water

(it's well boring)

emil.y, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Asparagus
Broccoli
Cabbage

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Sprouts
Turnip

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members from these will later team up to form the supergroup The Vegetables

ledge, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

almond joy

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

we hate mondays

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the reversibles

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

mr. suit and the ties

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

The Epithelial Cells

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ABC 123

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

peace-love-band

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

the goodwill

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

cardboard

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

the adenoids

ledge, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Loamy Soil

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

paper towel

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

manure

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Vanilla

Wheal Dream, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link


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