Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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The Newbury Bypasses

Tilting at Bushmills (onimo), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^winner xxp

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Winner

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Love is also taken.

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

"The Guitars" is so bland and boring it makes me yawn (and of course, such bands exist)

V79, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Semi-Detached Sprout

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Acoustic Lava

bitch i might be (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

".. thanks, we were "interesting for the first ten minutes".. Enjoy "the last band of the night"...

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Acclimate

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link

The Love Tazers

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Short Interlude

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I can see The Last Band of the Night being kind of an interesting name...maybe some goth/hair-metal hybrid...

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Support Act

A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"Private Party"

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

the duds

jumpskins, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Bleak
Cheap
Interview
Pool Cue
Fancypants
Chic Bates
Apricot
Short-Term
Sweat
Hamstring
Monument
Shark Shit
Welterweight
Topsoil
Chapterhouse
Christ-Like
Mince
Sanskrit
Tantamount
Slide
Flag
Dunstable
Late
Pen
Saltergate
Belsize
Squat
Tripswitch
Hinterland
Slack Jaw
Boys' Brigade
Krooklok
Murgatroyd
Website
Nonce

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Stop posting Ian Dury lyrics.

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Shark Shit and Welterweight rule, dude

scaruffi kaleidoscope (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Sing It Out!

Bleak Cheap Interview
Pool Cue Fancypants
Chic Bates Apricot
Short-Term Sweat

Hamstring Monument
Shark Shit Welterweight
Topsoil Chapterhouse
Christ-Like Mince

Sanskrit Tantamount
Slide Flag Dunstable
Late Pen Saltergate
Belsize Squat

Tripswitch Hinterland
Slack Jaw Boys' Brigade
Krooklok Murgatroyd
Website Nonce

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Cob

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Marcy

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

The Filling Station

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Marcy Cob

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

The Dusty Cup of Tea

kkvgz, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Near Beer

kkvgz, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

The Comprehensive Spending Review

I don't think this would actually be that terrible a band name.

A friend of mine a looong time ago came up with 'Hedge' as an exemplar of a particularly boring band name, and I think it's pretty good.

Sadly I've also had a few friends who've named their bands things that I think are spectacularly boring, but I fear naming them on the internet in case of repercussions.

emil.y, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Pizza

bitch i might be (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I come up with a lot of these from law school:

International Shoe
Learned Hand
The Freerider Problem

Bobby Short, Wayne Shorter (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Poem

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

The Higher-Ups

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

This

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Super This

bitch i might be (rip van wanko), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

^ hard to top that tbh

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 October 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Super This Wolf

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

wasn't there a thread of people trying to post good unused band names? I always try to find it but can't remember the title.

some dude, Monday, 25 October 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Your parents.

Triquinoise (Amenaza Elegante), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Bad Murder

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

There was actually a band called Straw about 10 years ago. I do remember thinking "wtf are you thinking?" at the time.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Turd Fersuson and the News

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Pizza

― bitch i might be (rip van wanko), Monday, October 25, 2010 10:31 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark

this made me laugh out loud for some reason. "ladies and gentleman PIZZA!"

Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Traffic Lights

EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost well, if that doesn't interest an audience...

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

the rock fan band

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

maths

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The Script

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

john and the portas

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The Simpsons

acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

the sixties

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh.

Mark G, Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

actually now I kind of want to start a band named "the sixties"

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Monday, 25 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link


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