Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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lj my motherfucker this is for u dogg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PrSjXYC-eg&feature=related

I accidentally answered a question about oral sex to say I would never do it when I meant to say that I am practically Oral Hershiser.

you can fix it tomorrow iirc

I have messaged 2 or 3 guys in the last couple weeks who I
- have a high match with (75% or even 90%)
- we have *loads* of bands, TV etc in common, esp obscure stuff
- theyre open to my age bracket

... no replies. Starting to wonder wtf I am doing wrong if people I have everything in common with wont bite. I have to assume its the photos and quite honestly at this point for the first time in my life I am thinking Ive been kidding myself that I'm at all attractive :/ This bullshit is ruining my self confidence.

...and then suddenly you'll get a bunch of messages and meet a bunch of people and feel cocky and not know how to say no to any of them soon enough and get all overscheduled and frazzled and wanting everyone to just leave you alone for a while. it's feast or famine and it comes in waves, and both paths lead to despair. yay dating!

dating!!

*commits harikiri*

I'm being a bit spurious here tbh, Ive had ppl message me who I have ignored. And Ive had a few who Ive talked to, and had somem great chats with. One is now a good online friend (tho he ended up finding another gf). One I owe an email to, oooops.

So yeah. Works both ways. I'm just having one of those "WHO THE HELL AM I" weeks.

I was talking about this last night w/my good friend I met on OKC, how brutal it is to A) send someone a message and then B) see they look at your profile and C) don't respond. It's like, what didn't you like?

But that's the game. It's a more involved form of admiring some cutie across the room who never gives you a glance.

Upside: messaged someone who appears pretty kick ass. She responded at great length not just to my message, but to stuff deep in my profile that suggests she ~actually read it~. And she has pink hair. So the knees, they are already weak.

Go hoos! :)

cute canadian girl never got back to me also the guy i was supposed to go on a date with flaked out :/

Dating!!!!*&%^$

Maybe we should start ILXCupid, lol.

(j/k please stop throwing things ow ow)

cute canadian girl

o man

just got two unsolicited msgs from really cute girls who i would probably have been too intimidated to message (i mean not really really, but you know i'd have the ~man they're way out of my league~ thing and not expect a reply so why bother)

so i mean

the system works sometimes i guess

lol

am seriously beginning to suspect HOOS is like my representative in America - sure, everything is everything but the dude rolls coincidental

great things are foreseen - if you have to pick between two, choose the more revolutionary one

i'm going on a date tonight...she seems good. not sure if it'll just be a friends thing or something more, she's a little older than me, 35.

godspeed, ILX's collective romantic fate often seems connected, especially we brave OKC troubadours

I "disabled" my account. I was really tired of looking at it and no matter what I put it always seemed calculated to attract a certain type. Like if I write a list of my interests that basically implies that I want to attract someone who shares the same, but I really don't.

Feast or famine is otm, have received 5 messages (one I'm genuinely interested in) in the past two days (this is really high for a dude, right?) after like a week where no one even looked my profile.

It's because last week I resolved not to put anymore thought or effort into dating for awhile, clearly. I am amazed how foolproof that rule is.

I get the freakiest freaks. Maybe I need to re-start the Mandee's Okcupid thread so i can share these weirdos with you?

77-ers already know about my Chilean paramour so I won't go into that.

The following people have messaged me in the last few weeks. For the most part, they are all from my area with a few exceptions:

- A semi-retarded sounding person who just sent a message that said, "You like cat?" He had one face pic in his profile and like eight pictures of his cat.

- A Peruvian fellow who spoke no English, only to say that he is looking for a good woman with a buen corazon.

- My Chilean 23-year old stoner Family Guy fan (too long of a story to even go into)

- An Indian tantra guru who did my numerology chart and then wanted to take me out to dinner.

- A local film/video editor who didn't have any pics, and upon exchanging one message, already started asking me to call him. When I didn't respond, he sent another message: "What can I do to assure you that I'm not a psycho?" Yeah, not attractive.

- A self-confessed furry foot fetishist who identified with Tigger primarily and likes wearing constricting vinyl and wanted me to take a picture of my feet.

There's more that are slightly more boring that aren't even worth mentioning. Is OKC basically the new Craigslist casual encounters section with photos and bios?

Is OKC basically the new Craigslist casual encounters section with photos and bios?

afaik that's still plentyoffish. i think the OKC crowd may vary by geography tho. in SF it seems to be "pretty normal folks who maybe listen to bon iver and beirut more than your typical match.com type would"

In Melb OKC is big in the poly scene.

I never get any msgs from nutters, huh.

it's big in the poly scene here, too.

OH WAIT

remember my MASKED INTRUDER story from Mandee's Highest Matches on OkCupid thread?

Here is the amazing message C&Ped for your entertainment:

I'v had my eyes on you, for quite some time, young lady.

Don't mistaken my 'gentleman' type of letter writing, as me being soft on possible submissives, ok?

Right now, i'm sitting here, in full constume..

Because it puts me in the proper mood..

In my attempts to soooth the waves of my prey.

Can you hear that sound, that a breath makes, when muffled by a ski-mask?

I can.

While I stare intently..

At your lovely face..

While i try to.. 'controle' my every word..

So as to not frighten my little future..

Desert.

I want you to know, that I'v been obsessing over you, your pics and your soul, for quite a while.

I will do EVERYTHING in my powers, to 'get you'.

I want you to understand this, before we continue..

So that, when one day, in the not tooo distance future, when you are in my powerful grip..

You will look up to me, bound in the special chair I am preparing for you..

Biting, anxiously into the moistened 'hanky gag' tied almost 'too tight' around your gorious face..

And you'll think, furiously..

"How did I ever let him, get me into this situation!!"

-----
Well I would absolutely lerve for you to 'let me' have the chance, to seduce you..

I promise you, you will regret it..

If you don't.

For I am not only a harsh, sometimes mean, and over-the-top Dominant..

But I am verrry careing, loving, and fun tooo =:]

HOWEVER be advised: You have been warned..

This is not a threat..

But it is, a promise.

I will not read or answer any more notes or im's here on cupid from here on out, from you. Because I tooo cherish, above all from a woman, is true willingness-- to let me, do what I think is best, to her.

We will start, by having you address me as:

'My Masked Intruder'

when you write.

If you don't accept this, then I may not respond, unless you have a good reason to decline my request.

Do I make myself clear?

Either way, good luck and take care,
Masked Intruder

Some other master/dom/rape fetishist whatever also messaged me and asked me to be his slave. Whoops, forgot about him, he was a doozy!! He was also older than my dad and looked like the gay interior decorator from Beetlejuice.

i just can't imagine being tied up and spanked and bossed around by a dude who looks like Otho

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/kron/default/glenn-shadix-otho--large-msg-125486156961.jpg

Holy rapist Batman :|

I dunno I'd prob report people like that to the site, I mean there's S&M, and theres HI I AM GOING TO STALK YOU HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES.

Yeah absolutely, that is a dude who has not figured out the boundary between play and fucked up behavior.

OMFGWTF!!11!!

but lol @ "if you don't write me i may not respond"

...but lol @ "if you don't write me i may not respond"

To me this means "Hope you're not skeeved by my message, if it offends you hit delete and no hard feelings, I won't pursue it. But if it's something you'd be interested in, please respond." So props to him, maybe he gets lucky some times.

protip: look beyond the profile pic, which is often intentionally unflattering to throw off the scent of douchey hottie-pursuers

blew it with 'lerve' imo

that is amazing

favorite part:

We will start, by having you address me as:

'My Masked Intruder'

when you write.

If you don't accept this, then I may not respond, unless you have a good reason to decline my request.

you will be the SLAVE!

and i will be the MASTER!!!

unless you don't want that, i mean, i'm open to alternatives

someone formerly of this bailiwick was showing me an OKC message she received recently that contained the phrase "womanly effulgence"

lj needs to fall back

Was seriously considering dn from some line of that letter but on the whole it creped me out too much to look at it 20 times a day.

so this girl and i traded digis and made plans for this weekend, and she deleted her okc profile but has been in touch on the reg and i was pretty amped about hanging.

then she linked me to the radio show she's guesting on.

she is so obnoxious on the radio.

how do i cancel

have never done this tbh

if she's not so obno in person give one date a chance

if you still dig her irl don't listen to her show again

Yeah maybe she just does a schtick?

everyone sounds obnoxious on the radio ime

will not pullout

that came out wrong

so to speak

lol

ha