Not really sure how anything's supposed to come of that, but I can certainly use the ego boost. I messaged her back.
― straight outta furnace (The Reverend), Friday, 22 October 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link
hopefully you'll both flame into the water :)
― popular music is destroying our youth (CaptainLorax), Friday, 22 October 2010 07:18 (thirteen years ago) link
A+
― straight outta furnace (The Reverend), Friday, 22 October 2010 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck it, we're in love, we're going for it
― acoleuthic, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
fuckin guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy
― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
how apt
― acoleuthic, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
what are you "going for"?
― sarahel, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
"it", apparently
― O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I assume "it" is some new type of curry
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/biznart/ve368.gif
― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - it could be some bizarre non-pizza pizza for all we know.
― sarahel, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/stephen-king-it.jpg?w=401&h=600
― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPlMczZaJlg
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 October 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skPISVTed8
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
lj my motherfucker this is for u dogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PrSjXYC-eg&feature=related
― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I accidentally answered a question about oral sex to say I would never do it when I meant to say that I am practically Oral Hershiser.
― straight outta furnace (The Reverend), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
you can fix it tomorrow iirc
― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I have messaged 2 or 3 guys in the last couple weeks who I- have a high match with (75% or even 90%)- we have *loads* of bands, TV etc in common, esp obscure stuff- theyre open to my age bracket
... no replies. Starting to wonder wtf I am doing wrong if people I have everything in common with wont bite. I have to assume its the photos and quite honestly at this point for the first time in my life I am thinking Ive been kidding myself that I'm at all attractive :/ This bullshit is ruining my self confidence.
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 25 October 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
...and then suddenly you'll get a bunch of messages and meet a bunch of people and feel cocky and not know how to say no to any of them soon enough and get all overscheduled and frazzled and wanting everyone to just leave you alone for a while. it's feast or famine and it comes in waves, and both paths lead to despair. yay dating!
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 25 October 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
dating!!
― zorn_bond.mp3, Monday, 25 October 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
*commits harikiri*
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 25 October 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm being a bit spurious here tbh, Ive had ppl message me who I have ignored. And Ive had a few who Ive talked to, and had somem great chats with. One is now a good online friend (tho he ended up finding another gf). One I owe an email to, oooops.
So yeah. Works both ways. I'm just having one of those "WHO THE HELL AM I" weeks.
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 25 October 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I was talking about this last night w/my good friend I met on OKC, how brutal it is to A) send someone a message and then B) see they look at your profile and C) don't respond. It's like, what didn't you like?
But that's the game. It's a more involved form of admiring some cutie across the room who never gives you a glance.
Upside: messaged someone who appears pretty kick ass. She responded at great length not just to my message, but to stuff deep in my profile that suggests she ~actually read it~. And she has pink hair. So the knees, they are already weak.
― zorn_bond.mp3, Monday, 25 October 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Go hoos! :)
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 25 October 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
cute canadian girl never got back to me also the guy i was supposed to go on a date with flaked out :/
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Dating!!!!*&%^$
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe we should start ILXCupid, lol.
(j/k please stop throwing things ow ow)
― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
cute canadian girl
o man
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
just got two unsolicited msgs from really cute girls who i would probably have been too intimidated to message (i mean not really really, but you know i'd have the ~man they're way out of my league~ thing and not expect a reply so why bother)
so i mean
the system works sometimes i guess
lol
― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 07:47 (thirteen years ago) link
am seriously beginning to suspect HOOS is like my representative in America - sure, everything is everything but the dude rolls coincidental
great things are foreseen - if you have to pick between two, choose the more revolutionary one
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm going on a date tonight...she seems good. not sure if it'll just be a friends thing or something more, she's a little older than me, 35.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
godspeed, ILX's collective romantic fate often seems connected, especially we brave OKC troubadours
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I "disabled" my account. I was really tired of looking at it and no matter what I put it always seemed calculated to attract a certain type. Like if I write a list of my interests that basically implies that I want to attract someone who shares the same, but I really don't.
― corey, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Feast or famine is otm, have received 5 messages (one I'm genuinely interested in) in the past two days (this is really high for a dude, right?) after like a week where no one even looked my profile.
It's because last week I resolved not to put anymore thought or effort into dating for awhile, clearly. I am amazed how foolproof that rule is.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I get the freakiest freaks. Maybe I need to re-start the Mandee's Okcupid thread so i can share these weirdos with you?
77-ers already know about my Chilean paramour so I won't go into that.
The following people have messaged me in the last few weeks. For the most part, they are all from my area with a few exceptions:
- A semi-retarded sounding person who just sent a message that said, "You like cat?" He had one face pic in his profile and like eight pictures of his cat.
- A Peruvian fellow who spoke no English, only to say that he is looking for a good woman with a buen corazon.
- My Chilean 23-year old stoner Family Guy fan (too long of a story to even go into)
- An Indian tantra guru who did my numerology chart and then wanted to take me out to dinner.
- A local film/video editor who didn't have any pics, and upon exchanging one message, already started asking me to call him. When I didn't respond, he sent another message: "What can I do to assure you that I'm not a psycho?" Yeah, not attractive.
- A self-confessed furry foot fetishist who identified with Tigger primarily and likes wearing constricting vinyl and wanted me to take a picture of my feet.
There's more that are slightly more boring that aren't even worth mentioning. Is OKC basically the new Craigslist casual encounters section with photos and bios?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Is OKC basically the new Craigslist casual encounters section with photos and bios?
afaik that's still plentyoffish. i think the OKC crowd may vary by geography tho. in SF it seems to be "pretty normal folks who maybe listen to bon iver and beirut more than your typical match.com type would"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
In Melb OKC is big in the poly scene.
I never get any msgs from nutters, huh.
― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
it's big in the poly scene here, too.
OH WAIT
remember my MASKED INTRUDER story from Mandee's Highest Matches on OkCupid thread?
Here is the amazing message C&Ped for your entertainment:
I'v had my eyes on you, for quite some time, young lady.
Don't mistaken my 'gentleman' type of letter writing, as me being soft on possible submissives, ok?
Right now, i'm sitting here, in full constume..
Because it puts me in the proper mood..
In my attempts to soooth the waves of my prey.
Can you hear that sound, that a breath makes, when muffled by a ski-mask?
I can.
While I stare intently..
At your lovely face..
While i try to.. 'controle' my every word..
So as to not frighten my little future..
Desert.
I want you to know, that I'v been obsessing over you, your pics and your soul, for quite a while.
I will do EVERYTHING in my powers, to 'get you'.
I want you to understand this, before we continue..
So that, when one day, in the not tooo distance future, when you are in my powerful grip..
You will look up to me, bound in the special chair I am preparing for you..
Biting, anxiously into the moistened 'hanky gag' tied almost 'too tight' around your gorious face..
And you'll think, furiously..
"How did I ever let him, get me into this situation!!"
-----Well I would absolutely lerve for you to 'let me' have the chance, to seduce you..
I promise you, you will regret it..
If you don't.
For I am not only a harsh, sometimes mean, and over-the-top Dominant..
But I am verrry careing, loving, and fun tooo =:]
HOWEVER be advised: You have been warned..
This is not a threat..
But it is, a promise.
I will not read or answer any more notes or im's here on cupid from here on out, from you. Because I tooo cherish, above all from a woman, is true willingness-- to let me, do what I think is best, to her.
We will start, by having you address me as:
'My Masked Intruder'
when you write.
If you don't accept this, then I may not respond, unless you have a good reason to decline my request.
Do I make myself clear?
Either way, good luck and take care,Masked Intruder
Some other master/dom/rape fetishist whatever also messaged me and asked me to be his slave. Whoops, forgot about him, he was a doozy!! He was also older than my dad and looked like the gay interior decorator from Beetlejuice.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
i just can't imagine being tied up and spanked and bossed around by a dude who looks like Otho
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/kron/default/glenn-shadix-otho--large-msg-125486156961.jpg
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Holy rapist Batman :|
― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno I'd prob report people like that to the site, I mean there's S&M, and theres HI I AM GOING TO STALK YOU HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES.
― Sunn O))) Sundae Smile (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah absolutely, that is a dude who has not figured out the boundary between play and fucked up behavior.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
OMFGWTF!!11!!
but lol @ "if you don't write me i may not respond"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 28 October 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
...but lol @ "if you don't write me i may not respond"
To me this means "Hope you're not skeeved by my message, if it offends you hit delete and no hard feelings, I won't pursue it. But if it's something you'd be interested in, please respond." So props to him, maybe he gets lucky some times.
― nickn, Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link
protip: look beyond the profile pic, which is often intentionally unflattering to throw off the scent of douchey hottie-pursuers
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 November 2010 06:52 (thirteen years ago) link
blew it with 'lerve' imo
― Not the real Village People, Friday, 5 November 2010 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link
that is amazing
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:07 (thirteen years ago) link
favorite part:
We will start, by having you address me as:'My Masked Intruder'when you write.If you don't accept this, then I may not respond, unless you have a good reason to decline my request.
you will be the SLAVE!
and i will be the MASTER!!!
unless you don't want that, i mean, i'm open to alternatives
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link
someone formerly of this bailiwick was showing me an OKC message she received recently that contained the phrase "womanly effulgence"