Pitchfork Reviews Reviews

xp "I am happy to be able to go back on my parents' health insurance now thanks to President Obama," said self-employed writer David Shapiro, 22, "because what if something bad happened, like I'm at a music festival and a tent collapses and part of the ceiling lands on my back and paralyzes me, and I don't have health insurance. I would be screwed worse than Travis Morrison was screwed when Pitchfork decided to give his album their lowest possible rating of 0.0 because they thought it was too goofy, even though Travis Morrison had always been a pretty goofy guy and they never seemed to care, but I guess Pitchfork was trying to be taken more seriously in those days and had to shed a lot of their old baggage, and I just hope President Obama is able to shed some of this country's baggage, like ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, or legalizing pot, even though I feel sorry for all the Travis Morrisons of the world who will get a little hurt in the process."

No war in Travistan.

lol

btw just in case anyone is wondering I was particularly proud of the clause when Pitchfork decided to give his album their lowest possible rating of 0.0

i like the summary return to the travis morrison aside, like full circle

I realized who this kid reminds me of

http://www.tonykurtsandy.com/files/gavin.gif

haha

Not bad.

you can see the resemblance

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/07/15/arts/0715jmpPITCHFORK1/0715jmpPITCHFORK1-popup.jpg

Guy's a keeper.

like this?

http://www.allgreenthings.com/store/pc/catalog/keeperlowres.jpg

“Maxi Pads” is 22 and lives in New York City and has a Tumblr.

http://forums.allaboutjazz.com/showthread.php?p=533549

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mr. hipster's article!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude

~~~~ dude ~~~~

anyway, I don't have time to read PRR anymore so l8er to this thread

http://geekpadshow.com/files/2009/09/yay-internet.jpg

yay internet. i love music.

Have I got a message board for you!

http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/djing-a-halloween-loft-party-in-midtown

Tags:

Columnists, Costumes, Dancing, David Shapiro, Halloween, Lady Gaga, Longreads, New York City, Sippin sizzurp in my ride

I assume this is how s1ocki's halloween party went, too.

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/1518479979/writing-a-movie

well huh

i believe the appropriate emoticon is: o_O

not really so surprising. william faulkner left a promising pitchfork reviewing career to write screenplays for howard hawks.

lol that fincher movie must have execs rubbin their hands together

this guy is a media savant, you'll all be working for him someday

― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, September 27, 2010 5:08 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

unreal

ebert reviews pitchforkreviewsreviews

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/1545879864/gerard-butlers-favorite-rapper-is-lil-wayne

perpetua said: I was listening to the song “Fashion Party” by Das Racist yesterday, and it kinda made me think of you!

from the front page of Mediagazer:

http://i53.tinypic.com/168gd9w.jpg

He's never going to review Pitchfork reviews again, is he.

;_;

can't spell shapiro w/o r i p

would love to see pfork reviews reviews take on the 10.0 kanye pfork review

― ilxor, Monday, November 22, 2010 10:33 AM (Yesterday)

yeah, I think PRR obviously needs to write abt this

― markers, Monday, November 22, 2010 10:36 AM (Yesterday)

not exactly, but kinda sorta maybe?

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/1653393591/19-hours-after-its-release-jesse-eisenberg-still

― in a merzbow world, how is kanye ambitious?? (ilxor), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:01 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

irl lol'd at the ending

"like this woman is trying to set jesse eisenberg up with her daughter at this gala for children affected by an unintentional nuclear explosion and i’m just thinking about the whole thing"

is pretty classic too

― markers, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:28 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*moves this talk to the PRR thread*

― markers, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:28 PM (0 seconds ago)

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/2156621980/fuck-tha-world

“WHAT UP SHAPIRO!”

omg that post, wow

i even had a friend proofread it for unnecessary weirdness and she said it was fine

at least he got over this hangup

i even had a friend proofread it for unnecessary weirdness and she said it was fine

at least he got over this hangup

i even had a friend proofread it for unnecessary weirdness and she said it was fine

at least he got over this hangup

― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, December 9, 2010 6:07 PM (5 minutes ago)
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, December 9, 2010 6:06 PM (5 minutes ago)

O_O

blame the server spazzing, not me

also, what a massive massive cunt if that's a real company

holy shit at some of the comments ppl left on that entry

http://www.pitchforkreviewsreviews.com/post/2156621980/fuck-tha-world#disqus_thread

did he get offered another job?

He only updates his blog about once a month now, so he must be doing something.

45% PRR readers who know what's up, 45% aghast business professionals who have had this sent to them via Tumblr, and 10% random benevolent people

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