Vintage seventies (or sixties and eighties) magazine ads for albums

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all that text gets me all swoony tbh

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude, dude, dude, me too. Ok, I started smoking when I was 23, when any doc will tell you smoking almost never starts after teen years. Do you want to know why? I got all these '70s Playboys at an estate sale, and every other ad is for cigarettes, of course, full of loving, seductive paragraphs about how cigarettes are the most delicious, essential, amazing things ever. It was all that text that got me!

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

For an alternate approach, maybe somebody can post the ad for Costello's Imperial Bedroom (not having any luck finding it). I think it had a single word: "Masterpiece?"

clemenza, Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

we've come a long way. the xx album simply had one letter (X) on it's adverts. no text, no WORDS at all!

piscesx, Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

The thing that blows my mind about these, and a lot of magazine ads from the '70s, is how *text heavy* they are. I think magazine ads have been all about "tldr" my whole life. Just pics of sexy people and two or three words now.

That comes from the VW Beetle ads; a picture of the item and loads of text about the technical merits of said item.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 17 October 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, I started smoking when I was 23, when any doc will tell you smoking almost never starts after teen years. Do you want to know why? I got all these '70s Playboys at an estate sale, and every other ad is for cigarettes, of course, full of loving, seductive paragraphs about how cigarettes are the most delicious, essential, amazing things ever. It was all that text that got me!

Abb if you weren't already married I wd propose to you for this <3

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Sunday, 17 October 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

For what it's worth, we believe that 'OVER' represents something of a milestone. On it Peter Hammill has managed to write down and interpret musically a description of love from a man's viewpoint...

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

also love the description of the ramones as occupying space, "in the dark netherworld between Herman's Hermits and ZZ Top..."

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes that made me lol as well.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Almost as funny if you're the Ramones' accountant: "Punk with commercial potential."

clemenza, Monday, 18 October 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.jambase.com/merch/Doors%20-%20DVD.jpg

bad boy for life (m coleman), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post

didn't look closely at that one - solly

bad boy for life (m coleman), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I started smoking at 23, and am glad Columbia's "Masterpiece?" ad for Imperial Bedroom was no influence.

raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

not an LP ad but in the "ballpark"

http://buzzardbook.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wmms-archives-print-ads-articles-1975-125.jpg

bad boy for life (m coleman), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the parallel between the Lee Hazelwood and Nick Lowe copy.

Both have a weirdly butthurt quality for an ad.

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Nyro ad is very Marissa Marchant

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

http://shadwell.tripod.com/dreamnow.jpg

bad boy for life (m coleman), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

This is most certainly not vintage, but I stumbled across this looking for such, and went o_0

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/c/corgan_billy/billy_corgan_pumpkins_reunite/corgan_chi_times_ad.jpg

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I love 70s ads with that "Intelligent people are discussing this highbrow topic at controversial parties" style

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 October 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.visi.com/fall/gigography/image/1982-03_hex-advert.jpg

city worker, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

thank you so much for posting/finding that!

sleeve, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

That little girl in the mighty tiny ad looks like she's about to go I WANNNTT YOOUUURR SOOULLLL and devour everyone in the room.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Poor old Zager & Evans.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 18 October 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

wow these are all amazing. some of these fonts, man

samosa gibreel, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at that 2nd zager & evans

balls, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Or maybe not.

clemenza, Monday, 18 October 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

mentalingus

hot chip emergency (electricsound), Monday, 18 October 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Not sure why, but the images don't take. If you go here, there are ads for Leonard Cohen, Meatloaf, Uriah Heep, and a great Nixon ad for Moby Grape.

clemenza, Monday, 18 October 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I love 70s ads with that "Intelligent people are discussing this highbrow topic at controversial parties" style

Yes!

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 18 October 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.southendpunk.com/images/miscella/miscadde/damadv1l.jpg

Can't find the "Come and see Lee Brilleaux's jacket" ad

ithappens, Monday, 18 October 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The man can't switch off our Bach.

Katy Lied, Lady Died (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 October 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i've always heard that slogan, but lolz at 'our Music' being Varese and Stockhausen instead of Jimi and Janis. prob the only cultural moment that avant-garde (even classical) composers could be pitched at the Youth market. Grab Hold!

very wary hairy Barry (herb albert), Monday, 18 October 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I love 70s ads with that "Intelligent people are discussing this highbrow topic at controversial parties" style

After having "read" about it in Playboy.

http://tinyurl.com/whitepony (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 18 October 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus christ that corgan ad is the worst

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

bilboardingparty.tumblr.com is a goldmine for this kinda thing.

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

oops that should be billboardingparty.tumblr.com

tylerw, Monday, 18 October 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i've always heard that slogan, but lolz at 'our Music' being Varese and Stockhausen instead of Jimi and Janis. prob the only cultural moment that avant-garde (even classical) composers could be pitched at the Youth market. Grab Hold!

― very wary hairy Barry (herb albert), Monday, October 18, 2010 10:14 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

After years of only reading about this ad campaign, my mind was blown when I finally saw this ad (Rolling Stone, November 1968).

Sterling-Kinney (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

man tyler GOOD spot there.

reading ads like the one for Stage Fright makes me wish, as I sometimes do, for a more ambitious mood in rock -- it's like, mainstream rock, its main ambition is & generally has been to reach a lot of people & sell a lot of records, which is fine, but the rhetoric of that Stage Fright ad - "This album is another further step* in The Band's development." (paragraph break) "In the development of our music." (paragraph break) "The music of our age." -- I mean, if that were the norm, the need to deflate it would be & was great, but I feel like there's also value of some kind in Taking It Too Seriously. That framing the presentation in those sorts of terms affects the actual text (i.e. the album)/experience in some way, and maybe also does so before it even gets made - there's this sense that whether the guys making the record are in fact too high to even think right, they're surrounded by this idea that what they're doing is somehow important, which, whether it's true or not (it's not), maybe compels them to aim high.

*lol editor plz

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 18 October 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

omg, that looks like heaven.

how's life, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link

And when they're not recording albums, the light would have been just right to stage some photos for a fondue cookbook or something.

how's life, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link

I browsed through a few of those old photos and kept seeing rock walls in the studios. Wouldn't rock be the most bouncy surface for echoes?

http://i.imgur.com/AlTdmV7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PaVtlDv.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:13 (seven years ago) link

Hmmm, I'm not an acoustics person but I guess I'd depend on how porous a stone you specify...

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Hell, I've known studio guys who'd freak out over that pane of glass (called a mirror) suspended over the board like that.

pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:17 (seven years ago) link

man that's just how they get the rock on record

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:52 (seven years ago) link

See? Even this studio had one.

http://i.imgur.com/1gCv9sG.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:05 (seven years ago) link

that CAN ad!

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/yhKzDSx.jpg

new noise, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

Motown??

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:55 (six years ago) link

1974 was a strange year!

but also this:

Gull was a British record label founded in 1974. Owned by Gull Entertainments Ltd., it was associated with Morgan Sound Studio, and was distributed by both Pye Records and Decca Records.[1] It was also distributed by Motown in the USA. Major bands on its books included Judas Priest, IF, Steve Ashley, Seventh Wave and Isotope

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

woah!

"Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

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