James Corden should fuck off

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More revolting excesses...

Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:45 (ten years ago) link

i hear peter cook was a bit of a tosser.

seriously though, all the arguments on here against him have been very persuasive.

Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:57 (ten years ago) link

Call me mean-spirited, but media saturation of any individual is enough to make me dislike them, even if they might have been or still are funny.

Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:08 (ten years ago) link

Call me mean-spirited, but media saturation of any individual is enough to make me dislike them, even if they might have been or still are funny.

Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:09 (ten years ago) link

^ mean-spirited

GSOHSHIT (blueski), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:09 (ten years ago) link

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Neil S, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:16 (ten years ago) link

Saw him on the edition of Buzzcocks which replaced the scheduled Russell Brand one. Didn't make much of an impression on me one way or the other.

Then there was a feature on him in Guardian Weekend in which he seemed a pretty repulsive sort of fellow.

On balance he doesn't annoy me a trillionth as much as Michael fucking McIntyre.

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:32 (ten years ago) link

(if we're talking total, unsolicited media saturation)

What a broad smile! It is like a delta! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:32 (ten years ago) link

On balance he doesn't annoy me a trillionth as much as Michael fucking McIntyre.

^^^^^this (though i saw mcintyre do standup a year ago and he gets less repulsive as the set wears on)

slap bass: the ungentle art (stevie), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:45 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

so apparently it wwas corden shouting 'bollocks' and 'fuck off' at gervais at the comedy awards?

Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:55 (ten years ago) link

Thread urgently needs King Boy Pato input.

Matt DC, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:00 (ten years ago) link

Macintyre needs to die

Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:03 (ten years ago) link

my sister was excited about this 'russel kane' fellow, and got me to watch his set on the 'apollo' show. pretty lolsome.

get that pion down you son (Frogman Henry), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:07 (ten years ago) link

I found his flirting with Germaine Greer on Buzzcocks quite funny. Gavin and Stacey is watchable but a bit too gentle for my tastes.

chap, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:11 (ten years ago) link

I fully concur with the Macintyre hate.

chap, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:12 (ten years ago) link

so apparently it wwas corden shouting 'bollocks' and 'fuck off' at gervais at the comedy awards?

i recognised his voice pretty much straight away. it did seem stupid to give it to Gervais who has done fuck all this year and his video speech was tired - but G&S was obv going to win an award anyway. the awards show was crap tho, probably poorer for lack of Ross - Deayton, a few early gags aside, fluffed lines and banter a few times and they ran so late they cut to the credits during his final message. also Carrot was really unfunny for someone winning a contribution/achievement award.

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:18 (ten years ago) link

Deayton's always been useless.

chap, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:19 (ten years ago) link

In what way?

slag move (onimo), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:22 (ten years ago) link

Hullo...
My name's Angus Deayton (long pause)...
And unless I'm reading from an autocue (upwards inflection)...
like this (slight stress on "this")...
I'm about as useful as a bag of spanners (downwards inflection)...

snoball, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:24 (ten years ago) link

Is the right answer.

slag move (onimo), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:26 (ten years ago) link

What he said. He's famed as a wit without ever having done anything to deserve it.

chap, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:28 (ten years ago) link

Spot on precis.
But he also has "a slight smirk" in his repertoire. He's multi-talented.

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:28 (ten years ago) link

xp - did I dream it or has Gervais done that exact joke (about winning "real awards") before?

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:29 (ten years ago) link

best thing Deayton ever did is that KYTV ad where he trips up little girl after she nutmegs him

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:30 (ten years ago) link

I thought he was famed as a letch and a cokehead?

Matt DC, Monday, 8 December 2008 16:32 (ten years ago) link

don't know to what extent he was responsible for writing on HIGNFY but Radio Active/KYTV stuff was good and he's a reasonable one-note actor

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Monday, 8 December 2008 16:32 (ten years ago) link

Deayton is fucking hilarious on the first series of "Nighty Night."

Savannah Smiles, Monday, 8 December 2008 17:26 (ten years ago) link

The History Boys is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and this gurning scumbag is very much part of its vile parade.

― the pinefox, Friday, November 21, 2008 1:43 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

true
I expected hot public school boy on public school boy action and boy was I dissaboynted

not that I want to see Corden do it with another human being

warmsherry, Monday, 8 December 2008 17:49 (ten years ago) link

What he said. He's famed as a wit without ever having done anything to deserve it

Allegedly.

grimly fiendish, Monday, 8 December 2008 17:49 (ten years ago) link

i watched the youtube clip of kevin bishop throwing things at the inbetweeners guys as they collected their award ( ) and thought he looked like a nasty coked-up fuckwit. checked out some of his sketches and the reality is far far worse:

so depressing that this is where british comedy is right now. the clips ive seen of inbetweeners aren't much better either, but this bishop guy is the absolute pits. like bobby davro level pits. even if he was slightly funny he shat all over it by being in a fucking natwest advert. is this a new low in vaguely-edgy comedians sucking corporate cock the second it's offered?

NI, Monday, 8 December 2008 20:43 (ten years ago) link

I don't mind Kevin Bishop. I think he's probably a complete tool, but some of his stuff raises the odd laugh.

grimly fiendish, Monday, 8 December 2008 20:47 (ten years ago) link

Yeah right, as if James Cordon was ever going to shout abuse at Ricky Gervais.

DavidM, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:44 (ten years ago) link

omg that youtube clip!

Katy Brand "Fuck you Bishop....(to audience) he never paid for our baby..."

think Bishop then says "you're still carrying it"?!

i dunno if he is all that bad - some of these guys deserve to have stuff thrown at them...someone should've clouted him anyway tho. Star Stories has it's moments. it took me ages to realise it's him in those NatWest ads for some reason.

Yentl vs Predator (blueski), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:53 (ten years ago) link

Now Katy Brand, there's a talent for you...

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 15:11 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

yeah what?

f f murray abraham (G00blar), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:12 (ten years ago) link

No-one's ever thought of doing that before

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:23 (ten years ago) link

SICK! This man, Patrick Swayze, is dying and they have the audacity to do this?

- Lex, San Juan, PR USA, 20/2/2009 15:34

David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:25 (ten years ago) link

OTM The Lex!

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:25 (ten years ago) link

^^^
Much funnier than the show, I'd wager.

xpost

chap, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:26 (ten years ago) link

Work colleague was at school with Corden. Really, REALLY hates him.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:28 (ten years ago) link

could lose a few pounds, this guy. a bad example to the kids.

meme economist (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:29 (ten years ago) link

He is vile and totally disgusting

the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:31 (ten years ago) link

I think Horne's the really fucking evil one, though, with his square chin and squinty eyes and scarf and theiving little fingers. Dirty fucking cunt.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:32 (ten years ago) link

I suppose that most people here saw these two fuckers "presenting" the Brits?
Parodying the pottery scene from Ghost? WTF? Is it 1990 already? Next BBC Three/3/III will be showing this...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/russabbot0709_228x411.jpg

snoball, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Don't really know him, but if he's doing things with Corden then let's agree, both cunts

the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:42 (ten years ago) link

wow 1990! nice

the pinefox, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:42 (ten years ago) link

Robbie Williams (yes, other punchable cnut, I know) also reclaimed "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" for Millennium.

And Fat Les (yes, punchable cnuts, I know) to thread.

Seven years after this post, and 20 years after the release, I think it worth noting for the record that ailsa was thinking of one of Lily Allen's dad's pre-Fat-Les contributions, alongside Joe Strummer, to Black Grape's football single "England's Irie."

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 22 September 2017 02:56 (two years ago) link

Wait he's not kissing Sean Spicer? Eh he should fuck off anyway

rip van wanko, Monday, 25 September 2017 21:36 (two years ago) link

I was agnostic on Corden until the one-two punch of the Spicer pic and the Peter Rabbit trailer. Now he can fuck off.

Gewgaws for Meemaw (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 September 2017 22:19 (two years ago) link

Wait this motherfucker did a shitty rap battle show for celebrities called Drop the Mic? Another move checked off on Fallon's CV

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 6 October 2017 09:06 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

Hey, more grist for the mill.

https://pagesix.com/2018/03/05/inside-the-vanity-fair-oscar-party-2/

“Late Night” host Corden cornered Jeff Bezos, and was heard asking the Amazon founder’s wife, MacKenzie, “So you are the brains in the relationship, then?” Corden later told us of his conversation with billionaire Bezos, “You wouldn’t believe it, but we have a lot in common.”

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:14 (one year ago) link

they are both bad

mark s, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:45 (one year ago) link

(not good)

mark s, Monday, 5 March 2018 23:45 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

I don't care about the royal wedding but there are relatives downstairs watching it on TV in the living room. I walked through there earlier and caught a few seconds. There was some guy solemnly playing cello. Then the camera cut to James Corden.

2018 has to be better (snoball), Saturday, 19 May 2018 13:18 (one year ago) link

My mom has informed me on multiple occasions that she thinks it would be fun to kiw James Cordon

salt sugar fat, that's where it's at (rip van wanko), Saturday, 19 May 2018 13:44 (one year ago) link

I wonder how I responded. I think it was "heh" every time but can't be sure

salt sugar fat, that's where it's at (rip van wanko), Saturday, 19 May 2018 13:45 (one year ago) link

t/s: kicking it with james corden vs kicking the shit out of james corden

ten months pass...

Brilliant. This is brilliant. pic.twitter.com/8a6TJcRGHy

— James Corden (@JKCorden) April 12, 2019

Well this is... unexpected.

Matt DC, Sunday, 14 April 2019 11:11 (six months ago) link

Mods, we need to change the thread title to "James Cordon shouldn't fuck off just yet"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 April 2019 11:19 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

When the room is not read.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 23:06 (five months ago) link

Hahaha! I totally approve of Corden getting roasted like that.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 23:27 (five months ago) link

relentless lol

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 23:50 (five months ago) link

awww yeah

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 00:03 (five months ago) link

I was quite looking forward to that new Danny Boyle film "yesterday" but Corden is all over the trailer and it's really put me off.

Proger, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 03:29 (five months ago) link

I didn't know anything about James Corden until that popbitch sitting next to a baby story made a second and third round. He seems unbearable in general.

Yerac, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 03:34 (five months ago) link

Like, i don't know why anyone pays him.

Yerac, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 03:34 (five months ago) link

I don't really care what he's like as a person, that Paul McCartney thing was great.

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 07:11 (five months ago) link

tbh i assume most late night hosts are like this in real life

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 07:21 (five months ago) link

When the room is not read🕸.


Best thing evah. This totally made my day.

nathom, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 08:56 (five months ago) link

McCartney and Corden together. Awesome.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 09:20 (five months ago) link


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