Boy Floats Away In Balloon

We all seem older and wiser somehow. I mean except possibly BBoy and his fame seeking parents.

R.I.P. hopes

& dreams & stuff

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lab9qm07uE1qa5iceo1_500.jpg

but the wolf still is at large

Still waiting for a doberman to harvest that kid's dad's kidney.

Still trying, I see:

http://www.latimes.com/features/odd-news/kdvr-bear-back-heene-txt,0,1383587.story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v53OCICVqio

Patent Pending

A brilliant new scheme.

uh

what a schemer

As seen in the promotional video above, Heene's conviction and jail stint for faking his son Falcon's ascent has not imacted his ability — first showcased on "Wife Swap" — to make strangers question his sanity.

I know this is pretty much par for the course with internet content everywhere anymore, but is it really that difficult to do even the mose basic editing on news stories?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gZ18TgcVF2w/R9k2V8I_jjI/AAAAAAAABhg/Z48oQTX8eGc/s400/Mose+II.JPG

mose basic editing?

Update!

Another Update!

(family moved to Florida. Balloon Boy now plays bass in a metal band with his brothers)

I was just about to a link to this with extra "CURSE YOU NED RAGGETT" content because it's his fault I listened to this

Hi there!

Dear God, did we learn nothing from Old Skull or the Death Kids?

Guys. I met Falcon last night. At the Morbid Angel show.

he handed me this

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/636/z6jf.jpg

so they're apparently still doing the metal band thing. I listened to a few tracks and...Richard Heene should get 4 life sentences.

!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAMSmasXUfw

Heene Boyz on Spotify btw

I saw them again not too long after at a metal show. the dad looked like a smug asshole, but the kids were genuinely into the show and were having a good time, which was nice to see. really hate how he's still whoring them out tho.

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2014/03/11/mxp-what-happened-to-balloon-boy.hln.html

brrr what happened to that balloon boy

yeah see people always talk about how the internet can aggregate information and keep people amazingly aware of breaking news, but I could just as easily look at the end of this thread and conclude that a werewolf child parachuted out of Kanye West's balloon

This is one of my favorite posts of all time

balloon boy on bass guitar (w/ his 2 brothers)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc1bGHaTO14

guh-ross.

kid is dead.

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:46 PM

as in, really. he fell out.

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:46 PM

Heene Boyz - The Youth of America for Trump

the dad is such a piece of crap. i saw him at one of the shows his kids played in Tampa and wanted to accost him so bad. but his kids were having a good time so i thought better of it.

still will never forget the moment after Falcon gave me his card when I put 2+2 together and realized who I just met. couldn't stop laughing the rest of the night.

fox now reporting that the wolf is back and threatening to level the house somehow

― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, October 15, 2009 6:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.today.com/video/where-are-they-now-checking-in-with-balloon-boy-528545347572?v=raila&

https://www.5280.com/2019/09/the-balloon-boy-hoax-solved/

a great coda (?)

thank god we finally got to the bottom of that

🎈🎈🎈

That is the greatest opening paragraph I have ever read.

LOL

omg the ending

Still can't believe i met Falcon

OMG they live about 20 minutes away from me.

20 mins by balloon?

Lol

i was wondering how i could order a blowjab

Try going to Boston?

Happy anniversary.

totally used to see the entire family at metal shows for a period of 1-2 years, it was so bizarre. Falcon handing me a card for his band at Morbid Angel sent me into a giggling fit I couldn't stop for a half hour

good times