post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

i am very sorry i posted to this thread : /

what what?? nooooooo... i'm moving there for someone else!

:) looks cute in dancing outfit
:( would make my dance skillz look even more retarded

xpost laurel

ps also has excellent taste in shoes

Who WOULDN'T move to the Bay Area for Shasta?

Me. He's already my neighbor.

a) Elegant, stylish, droll
b) the dry cleaning bill! sheesh.

Because of all the tweed, you see. Not because he would throw things on me.

he'd throw martinis, but they'd be dry before they hit you

Remy:

rule: SMRT and hella funny
suck: too pretty for me

Can revise that? Prettier than me, in fact.

Laurel:

c: witty, smar, and cool
d: takes no bullshit - I'd be afraid to piss her off

smart - oops

accentmonkey, you exagerate!!

remy, like I'd ever waste a good martini, thusly!

(x-post because I already did M.)
c: really pretty, good sense of humor, starts great threads
d: again with the married thing.

c: pretty
d: we'd end up as junkies

c: the 蕃 part
d: the 茄 part euuuugh

c: Probably has awesome drugs.
c: Probably would make fun of my peeing dog macro.

xp

c: would look enough like me that people would think it was cute
d: would look enough like me that people would think we were related and that would be creepy

c: Funny, vibrant, smart
d: Cannot spell umbrella

xpost

d: we'd end up as junkies I want to dispute this, but I cannot.

c: luna
d: southern california

c: is OTM
d: is a dude

c: would be able to yell "nabisco otm!" during sexytimes
d: too twee

xpost

c: would be able to yell "nabisco otm!" during sexytimes

actual lols

You know, you can already do that, whether you're dating me or not.

Just so everyone knows.

c: v v pretty
d: stalker

xposts to bell labs

You know, you can already do that, whether you're dating me or not.

Can you imagine the look on her partner's face?

i dont think luna is real guys

oh chaki, give it a fuckin' rest already.

c: might be real
d: is no chaki

We do lots of suspension of disbelief around here.

We all figured out Ned was a teenager around 2002, but we run with it anyway.

Forget it, Jake, it's the internet.

give it a rest?? thats the first time ive posted that!

wait ned isnt a teenager?

r: is a bro, we could start a band
s: likes teenagers

r: is drummer
s: is from WI

It might be the first for you, but it's about the 900th time I've seen it, and it was funny maybe the first time and now, not so much. I apologize, I should have said something more like "please, for the love of christ, no one ever say that again as it stopped being funny about 12 years ago."

^ not real

i didnt know it was a thing. i was not trying to be funny. i am just stating my opinion.

xp to Dan

r: tall, handsome, and jolly
s: a much kinder person than I am, would prob dislike me inside of 6 mos

http://www.aurigintech.com/robot-typing-hand.jpg

xp to laurel

r: fancy dancing, general impression of awesomeness
s: appears to do things other than drink all day

I'm having a beer at work right now, so...not much!

Plaudits, Laurel

c: i can borrow his awesome clothes!!!
d: reeks of booze early in the morning!

Persiflage! (Usually)

c: keeps posting here so he can learn his weaknesses and improve upon them by reading the "d" column when someone inevitably posts after him
d: OR IS HE?

Nah, I'm just channeling my inner polygamist.

Ho.

it's a date, not marriage. sheesh, getting ahead of yourself. buy us a drink first! xp

Nah, I'm just channeling my inner polygamist slut.

Fixed.

Barkeep! A drink for the whole thread and keep'em coming.

c: seems like he'd be a generous love
d: too much cock, not enough vag