brett favre is having fun

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xpost, there's reader emails on Deadspin where ppl are all "I used to love you guys but now..." and I'm thinking, what, you liked the college football cockshots but Favre is beyond the pale? WTF

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i love this email

Favre scandle is NOT true. My own personal investigation found; 1.) doesn't sound like Favre on voicemails 2.)one of the cock pics the guy has brown forearm hair, Favre's is blonde 3.) favre has hand veins, which are not visible on the pictures.

now we know why favre is such a legendary qb... he was born with hand veins

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

sounds like this scandle is giving top flight investigators the opportunity they need to look closely at suspect cock

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

"scandle" is lil b esque

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

As a dude watching this game Brett favre better not be having fucking fun

MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

No wrangler jeans visible in photo, therefore not Brett Favre. Also Favre is ageless wonder, that genitalia looked old & sad. There is NO scandle.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Everything in Suze Kolbers sideline report sounded like double entendre.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

ESPN's headline says "NY Storm Front," which makes me think that there are neo-nazis playing for the jets.

this, i can believe.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i wanna sen you dickpix suzy
can i sen you dickpix

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

hope kanye plays at halftime.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol:

@BillCorbett: The MN. Vikings game, on the other hand, IS exciting. When will Favre whip out (and sext! to us!) his little quarterback?!

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

hope kanye plays at halftime.

ha it has taken all of my willpower to keep from plastering that song all over this thread

I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

also this pic is title FavreSad(3).jpg:

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/FavreSad%283%29.jpg

I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

haha (1) of (3) in a series?

am0n, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ha it has taken all of my willpower to keep from plastering that song all over this thread

you should! brett's listening to it right now.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

. . . and he's having fun.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 12 October 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

So would have Johnny Unitas sent cock pics to the ladies? I think he might have whittled a model out of a 2x4.
You KNOW Joe Namath was mailing Polaroids all over the NY Metro area, he was a freak.
I think Dan Fouts would have sent over some watercolors that he did.

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Theisman had some etchings he wanted you to see... they're right over here under his bed.

browns zero loss (brownie), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I wanted to try so hard to not post anything about this because I don't really care, and my Schadenfavre only extends to him losing football games and throwing shitty passes, but I just wanted to acknowledge gbx's accommodation w/o reaction post, because I appreciate any USMLE Step 1 study mnemonic reference on ILNFL.

C-L, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

:)

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link

New York Post's headline: Favre comes up short. Good to see someone having fun with it.

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

how have i never seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjH6Tb_AQpQ

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 October 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

That is glorious

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 15 October 2010 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I love that he breaks a tackle.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Friday, 15 October 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, he's got a pretty decent stiffarm.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 15 October 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

The best part of that clip is the security guard taking out the other security guard going for the runner.

earlnash, Friday, 15 October 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i56.tinypic.com/wqou9t.gif

Princess TamTam, Monday, 18 October 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

brett favre has admitted to being the man in the voicemails, btw, but NOT the man in the photographs, even though the pix came from the same number as the messages...? how in the world does he think this will work?

ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 24 October 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, bayou logic.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 24 October 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

his wife sent them

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

My wife just got back from a week deep in Packer territory and a crusty old woman bartender told her "brett meant to send those texts to his wife but they got intercepted" before laughing manically.

joygoat, Sunday, 24 October 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

HAHAHA

Johnny Fever, Monday, 25 October 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

That's glorious!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 25 October 2010 05:38 (thirteen years ago) link

having fun, 1992, singing 2 live crew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVXDS62KUgI

S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

amazin'

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2jcn2LvR8

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/dNEKR.png

KyleP (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 14 November 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/1205/nfl_a_favre_288.jpg

(ㅅ) (am0n), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

just sayin'.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

really kind of a crass way to phrase her point.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

WS

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 6 December 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

#brittanyfavre Excuse me. Why did no one in Hattiesburg tell me we just got a Hooters? Unacceptable. See you there.

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

haha. didn't know brett favre was a grandfather.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 December 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

lol have we gone thru her blog yet?

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 6 December 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

it's over.

crazy record though, mr. wrangler, we'll never see the likes of you again in so many ways.

in my world of Hmong ppl (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 December 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I kind of wonder how long Brady and Manning will hang around.

Tom Brady will go one of two ways, he will get hurt and hang it up or he will walk out on top maybe a bit early. (YO TAKE A HINT WONDERBOY!)

Peyton Manning I can't figure, I could see him being a total crusty bastard and trying to play forever. He always has had that old grouchy vet thing going since he came into the league. The thing I really want to know is if the guy is so addicted to the game will he actually be a superstar that goes into coaching. I could see him as a college coach just so he can go back and beat the tar out of an 85 year old Steve Spurrier.

earlnash, Monday, 13 December 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i think brady will play longer than ppl think, barring injury

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

pre-game brett remembrances are too much to stomach already

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link


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