brett favre is having fun

did my temp thread ban not work or what, idgi

btw it's amazing how everything is just falling into place like clockwork w/r/t "waffling retirements, incredible late-career success, leading to incredibly embarrassing and sleazy schadenfreude," with favre following the roger clemens script line-by-line.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/11/ryan-longwell-says-brett-favre-cried-as-he-apologized-to-teammates/

from sterger's lawyer:

Reese has said his client "did not provide Deadspin with any information." And a Deadspin editor said it paid a third party for the material and acknowledged it's possible the man who sent the voice mails and photos may not be Favre.

so she didn't bring it public, deadspin did....so is she still a lying whore airport?

god this season is so fucking stupid.

this is what we get for getting favre, all bad karma :(

only randy can redeem us.

I think I'm gonna take a one hour layover at lying whore airport on my way home for thanksgiving

Love the food court there!

The problem with lying whore airport is that most of the time the planes just lay there.

accommodation w/o reaction

tom jackson talking about this like Brett is dealing with a death in the family again. "Brett's been through things before. You're gonna see the best out of Brett Favre"

"on your cellphone"

tom jackson talking about this like Brett is dealing with a death in the family again. "Brett's been through things before. You're gonna see the best out of Brett Favre"

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i guess it barely even needs to be said but they way the sports shows totally fall down on the job covering these kinds of scandals is so gross.

yeah.

Jason Whitlock's article about it was one of the few good ones.

and god help us all when whitlock is right about anything

You will be surprised to learn that Colin Cowherd was so offensive about it on the radio that I turned my radio off.

It does not matter that Jenn Sterger’s on-full-display, fake breasts were her only qualification to land a job with the Jets. She should be afforded protection from harassment. Unsolicited e-mails, phone calls and Full Monty pics are quite different from locker-room catcalls and coaches running pass plays in the direction of a provocatively dressed Sideline Barbie.

In general the whole thing annoys me. Crying butthurt about Deadspin going "tabloid" is one thing, but if one sports reporting org. could just cover the story without their head jammed up Favre's ass, I'd be really fucking happy.

And Tom Jackson...ugh dude honestly.

"going" tabloid?

I meant suddenly ppl are all omg DS is in the gutter, when that's where they live. Maybe should've written it as "going tabloid".

no i mean like? anyone who thinks deadspin is *going* tabloid is nuts? like you said

I don't love Deadspin, it's just sportsporn Fleshbot....but if this comes out on their side, as I suspect it might, this falls in line with what the Nat Enquirer did with the John Edwards affair/baby story. They were laughed at for chasing that & look at the amount of coverup his people did for him. Different area, i know...i just think if there's no pedestal for the subject to stand on, it's easier to look them in the eye, as far as these stories go. Again, I dunno how this will all shake out, but...my 2 cents. Shrug.

xpost, there's reader emails on Deadspin where ppl are all "I used to love you guys but now..." and I'm thinking, what, you liked the college football cockshots but Favre is beyond the pale? WTF

i love this email

Favre scandle is NOT true. My own personal investigation found; 1.) doesn't sound like Favre on voicemails 2.)one of the cock pics the guy has brown forearm hair, Favre's is blonde 3.) favre has hand veins, which are not visible on the pictures.

now we know why favre is such a legendary qb... he was born with hand veins

sounds like this scandle is giving top flight investigators the opportunity they need to look closely at suspect cock

"scandle" is lil b esque

As a dude watching this game Brett favre better not be having fucking fun

No wrangler jeans visible in photo, therefore not Brett Favre. Also Favre is ageless wonder, that genitalia looked old & sad. There is NO scandle.

Everything in Suze Kolbers sideline report sounded like double entendre.

ESPN's headline says "NY Storm Front," which makes me think that there are neo-nazis playing for the jets.

this, i can believe.

i wanna sen you dickpix suzy
can i sen you dickpix

hope kanye plays at halftime.

Lol:

@BillCorbett: The MN. Vikings game, on the other hand, IS exciting. When will Favre whip out (and sext! to us!) his little quarterback?!

hope kanye plays at halftime.

ha it has taken all of my willpower to keep from plastering that song all over this thread

also this pic is title FavreSad(3).jpg:

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/FavreSad%283%29.jpg

haha (1) of (3) in a series?

ha it has taken all of my willpower to keep from plastering that song all over this thread

you should! brett's listening to it right now.

. . . and he's having fun.

So would have Johnny Unitas sent cock pics to the ladies? I think he might have whittled a model out of a 2x4.
You KNOW Joe Namath was mailing Polaroids all over the NY Metro area, he was a freak.
I think Dan Fouts would have sent over some watercolors that he did.

Theisman had some etchings he wanted you to see... they're right over here under his bed.

I wanted to try so hard to not post anything about this because I don't really care, and my Schadenfavre only extends to him losing football games and throwing shitty passes, but I just wanted to acknowledge gbx's accommodation w/o reaction post, because I appreciate any USMLE Step 1 study mnemonic reference on ILNFL.

:)

New York Post's headline: Favre comes up short. Good to see someone having fun with it.

how have i never seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjH6Tb_AQpQ

That is glorious

I love that he breaks a tackle.

Yeah, he's got a pretty decent stiffarm.

The best part of that clip is the security guard taking out the other security guard going for the runner.

http://i56.tinypic.com/wqou9t.gif

http://www.hulu.com/watch/187730/saturday-night-live-brett-favre-wrangler-commercial

brett favre has admitted to being the man in the voicemails, btw, but NOT the man in the photographs, even though the pix came from the same number as the messages...? how in the world does he think this will work?