Decade by decade, I can see myself moving further into Brooklyn til I die on the Boardwalk.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gee, You Knit? (mookie wilson), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link
DAMNED
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 October 2005 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link
Glad I could help to get your ass thrown out. Good riddance, William.
― fuckyassy (O_o), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Dr. M: Why do you like Broken Social Scene so much? What other "indie" "bands" do you like?
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link
My apartment search has been suspended, as it appears I'm not in imminent danger of eviction. Yet.
Please don't "ask me."
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link
i need to find an apartment too, but i might have found a sweet deal in the financial district, which kinda sucks, but its very cheap and a really nice place and short term, and free furniture. and there's a popeyes only a few blocks away
― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
Is this PECOTA data available in a downloadable database (or spreadsheet)? How much does it cost?
Shasta
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link
Steve, the PECOTAs ain't done yet, and they cost a subscription to BP, you cheap bastid.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link
When did you decide to become a racist?
Steve
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link
I don't think you're a racist. I think you can be v. v. condescending and don't really think about what you're saying before you say it, which has resulted in a coupla foot-in-mouth-disease scenarios of late. Get one (1) over it and stop melodramaing cos no one actually called you a racist! Did u not get the ironic "sigh" on the Jon Stewart thread?
xoAllyz
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 May 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/abo/174851573.html
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 June 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link
1. Flipper t-shirt.
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link
Today is my first day. Before the cable guy got here, I walked down to the corner where there is...
1. asia mart filled with kimchee and other such things2. mexico mart3. Donovan's Pub (Time Out's Best Hamburger in NYC)4. old-fashioned deli5. Washington Mutual bank6. Duane Reade/Eckard7. Bagel spot8. 7 Train9. LIRR10. park11. etc etc etc
I can't believe how much amazing food there is in these neighborhoods. (sunnyside/woodside/jackson heights)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (fatty) (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link
Neighbor sent me craigslist ad for the Slope: an attic apartment -- "no one over 5'9" please."
I'd be impressed if u clowns could name things in my apt I haven't mentioned here.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link
It looks like I am signing tomorrow for the 4th-floor apt in doorman bldg near the d1tm4s F stop. If I want to get out after a month, I'll just invite the noise board over to use the pool on the roof.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link
roof pool is pretty sweet!
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm on the stop before that one (tho not for much longer)
― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
by b4, you mean further out? cuz I'm at Church now.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
hey, my landlady is threatening to keep my $900 deposit since I gave her 25 days' notice of moving instead of the prescribed 30! FUN.
I can't find my copy of the 'lease', but I don't doubt the 30 days are in there. I'm saved only in she gets a renter for 7/1.
Options short of murder?
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link
isn't your landlady also forcing you to move out? omg what a bitchy move.
― bell_labs, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link
oh hey, i'm not banned from noise board anymore. weird!
― bell_labs, Friday, 6 June 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I wanted to leave last year -- before I was attempted to slice and boil her fucking hyperactive kids -- but couldn't find anything.
I could've given her notice 3 weeks ago but saw no reason to. OOPS
It's Brooklyn, 2 stops from Pk Slope, she'll be able to find a fucking tenant. (esp with that smiling "You won't hear A THING down here" bullshit she used on me)
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link
attempted = tempted
(The upstairs tenant also wants the kid to vanish)
btw, landlady has huge weightlifter husband.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link
DrMorbius: I know of a little boy's brothel in western Russia that's looking for a new disciplinarian-- they could really use someone with your jaguarian prowess. pays well. perhaps you will consider this path???
― usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
oh, it also looks like I'll have to move the morning after getting back from 5-day vacation. FUN NEVER STOPS
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
also: troll, just give your dad the job
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
gross!!!!!!!!!! i never thought of it like that!!!!!!!!!!!! self-troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_;
― usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
DrMorbius U RUINED MY LIFE </3
― usic, Friday, 6 June 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
anyone recommend a NYC man with a van? The guys I used two years ago have TRIPLED THEIR PRICE! (gas-o-line)
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
ugh that SUCKS about the deposit.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
well, she might have a renter (and keep dep anyway by claiming the place ain't clean enough)
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
morbs i used a good dude... lemme see if i can dig out the emails.
― tehresa, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i was hoping this thread was about a forthcoming "point and click" interactive cd-rom adventure featuring Morbius' apartment
― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 June 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
haha!
― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
that'll be next to get me out of moving debt.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 June 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
morbius the big red dog
― and what, Thursday, 19 June 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I have moved. It went OK... but my phone jack has PAINT in it and won't work. What fucking dummy did that? You kidz and your disdain for land lines!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
The friend staying in my apartment over the weekend looked at my land line and said, "Hey, my parents have one of those."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link
did you slap him/her?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
it's gotten so easy for me to spot the phishing ads on C'list
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link
on the verge of thinkin' bout Sheepshead Bay
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link
some C'list Queens apt ads are weird
"Apartment wanted for quiet serious couple just 2 people hardly home"
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
maybe you + somebody else who never sets foot in the house would qualify
― sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
volunteers?
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ecJG2PN.jpg
― the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 22 October 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link