Does anyone know anything about blubbleblubbleblubble [*gasp*] blubble?

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C J (C J), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 08:15 (sixteen years ago) link

"Going back to the saddest sight in the world - this surely has to be a very old person eating ice cream on Shanklin Beach. In the winter. In the rain. Alone. And crying. :("

What about an old man alone in the Greyhound, on Christmas day morning, sobbing in his pint of bitter along to "Angels" by Robbie Williams?

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

He's lucky. Our village pub doesn't open on Christmas morning.

I'm in love with Robbie Williams. Have I mentioned that before at all?

C J (C J), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I believe the drunk at the bar was singing "Hero".

Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 13:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah "Hero" by hat boy.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 16 April 2003 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link

He wasn't singing, he was mumbling. It was awful. He'd got all dressed up to go to the pub on his own on christmas day, then when "Hero" came on he mumbled along for a bit before breaking down into stifled sobs.
"I could be your..*sob*..hero baby
I could...*sob*... take away the pain *sob*"

It was HORRIBLE. When Lynskey and Cel got to the pub Robin and I were very grateful for the validation: "SEE? we're out with FRIENDS!"

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link

four years pass...

The saddest sight in the world? Any man wearing a girdle.

Aimless, Sunday, 30 September 2007 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

Not so sad sight = man wearing a griddle.

C J, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:35 (nine years ago) link

You came all this way to tell us that? God bless you, CJ. You are the sweetness of the world.

Now, about wearing griddles. Clearly, the head is the appropriate placement, as you need to keep it balanced. Duct-taping a griddle to one's heinie is only acceptable in cases of impending attack.

Given this imperative of cranial emplacement, allow me to recommend a much finer alternative: a skillet. It may, in a pinch, serve the same purposes as a griddle (less capaciously, perhaps, but adequately) and, if inverted, is more stylish.

Please note: for the sake of safety, the handle should extend behind one's head, rather than protrude frowardly. I do not know about you folks, but few of my friends or acquaintance are in the habit of wearing goggles, and with the well-known tendencies of Askadrunkites to pitch forward unexpectedly, their eyesight could be imperiled.

Assuming you have any friends or acquaintance. (CJ being excepted here as an obviously well-socialized being.)

Aimless, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 18:00 (nine years ago) link

I have a solution to the eye-stabbing handle problem : the wok. Stylish protective headwear, emergency drinking vessel and hard-wearing frisbee all rolled into one.

C J, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:22 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

if pushed, I prefer a reasonable stockpot, I'm less inclined to favour unreasonable ones, of course. As you were.

matt, Saturday, 12 June 2010 23:34 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Does anyone know anything about blubbleblubbleblubble [*gasp*] blubble"

absolutely, I do! I would require an enema first before I could discuss it with you though.

Vicbowling, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:47 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

who wouldn't? oh, me

matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:15 (nine years ago) link

With friends like you, who needs enemas?

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:20 (nine years ago) link

seems only reasonable

matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:28 (nine years ago) link

I'm rather fond of the Deschanel lady. Ms Perry should be left in the cold at one of the poles, north or south, I can't remember.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:31 (nine years ago) link

either's fine

matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:35 (nine years ago) link

Where, btw, is the West Pole?

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:36 (nine years ago) link

I believe it's in the west

matt, Thursday, 21 October 2010 22:53 (nine years ago) link

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