Helmet /Page Hamilton : Classic Or Dud, Search & Destroy.

Anyway yeah, listening to Monochrome. Not having heard anything since Betty, I'm sort of thrown by how shredded his voice sounds now.

Oh wait, the title track sounds like King's X. WTF?!

I'm not sure I want to finish this.

Helmet just didn't seem to be able to come up with enough good tunes after that one. Betty would about make a good EP.

I would have liked to seen them live back then, but never got around to seeing them play.

Page Hamilton has one thing to prove: "can he make another good record?"

Because that hasn't happened since Meantime.

He does have a right to be a grumpy old man. Garbage like Candlebox stole his gimmick and trademark riffs and hit platinum with them. And becuase they did, they got dated quick.

Not once have I ever heard a Candlebox song on the radio and thought "hmm, is this Helmet?"

Dunno about that, but Page stole it from Prong in the first place, so it's all relative.

anyway...strap it on and meantime are classic.

Bwahahahaha

Candlebox's breakout hit had a hook that ripped off "In The Meantime."

Um, you've heard Prong, right?

it's true, that "heaven let your light shine down" turd they did

that was collective soul not candlebox wasn't it?

its definitely better than Candlebox's hit at least! i can't even hardly remember what it sounds like.

Ok anyways Helmet rules and Page is OTM here:
"I hear so many bands that, to me, I can't distinguish between them," he said, talking about the current scene. "It's sort of like, 'Insert four guys with tattoos here.' And it's pseudo-hardcore or pseudo-punk rock or emo. It just seems like you get your 'Rock Star 101' manual and fill in the blanks. This music just doesn't interest me at this point in my life."

1. Bands who are influenced by Converge/Botch/Coalesce/Dilinger Escape Plan, but with simpler riffs and a tendency to break up the dissonance with cheesy stabs at melody. Alternating screaming and obnoxious sing-songy vocals. Sound like a cornier Deftones.

2. The more metallic-sounding bands with ripped-off In Flames/At the Gates riffage, also alternating screaming and obnoxious sing-songy vocals.

3. Bands rooted in "hardcore" but unabashedly pop-punk influenced as well. High-pitched, nasal vocals.

Of course none of these categories are exclusive or anything.

"Or how about Finger Eleven, whose name must be a reference to some sort of creepy extra finger that only truly creepy people have. Their song "Drag You Down" has the NIN midtempo march of the slugs thingy down pat. The lyrics sound like stuff Trent Reznor writes down in the middle of the night to help him remember his dreams better: "Teething," "It's biting," "I'm bleeding." And the video itself, much like Spineshank's and a whole lot by other nü-by bands, takes place in one of those haunted machine shops that evoke NAFTA more than they evoke some blasted postapocalyptic vision of decay. Blame it on Einstürzende Neubauten, or maybe Janet Jackson. Or Helmet, whose prescient 1992 "Unsung" video introduced warehouse space, lockstepped dude-friendly Big Black riffs, skater shorts, and Dischordian X-estential vagueness to a generation of future Finger Elevens whose previous delvings into metal consisted of their big sister's Ratt collection. Anyway, Finger Eleven's bass player, like most bass players, has one of the lamest hairdos on earth. And the guitarist is still wearing X-tremely huge pants which everyone will agree are like
so over."

He was in Tomahawk (he's on their first album, anyway) and going back a bit further he played drums on an album by the Mark Of Cain, who sounded a lot like Helmet's Australian cousins anyway.

He's in Battles.

Sorry, but you're an utter dingbat.

If you can't tell the difference between shit like "Prove You Wrong" (the only Prong song anyone other than metal mooks ever heard or cared about) and Helmet you are deaf and musically ignorant.

Prong = Just because your singer was the doorman at CBGBs doesn't make you cool. Face it, you're a 4/4 metal band.

Prong released three albums prior to Prove You Wrong, all of which pre-date Helmet's debut.

You're still a dingbat and obviously have a hard time admitting when you're out of your depth.

or..Downtown Juile Brown!

Unsung made the top 100 in the current ILM poll!

http://www.drop-d.ie/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/helmet-meantime.jpg

fuckin the best...

i would be curious to see a best of poll. listening to "so easy to get bored" over and over today for some reason. still sounds amazing!

best of records or best of songs?
cause if it's the first the winner is obvious isn't it?

Helmet on a Kibbutz. Helmet at Masada. Helmet at King David's Tomb. It was great.

― Theodore "Thee Diddy" Roosevelt (Hurting 2), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 11:24 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

sounds like a line from a Mark Leyner novel.

songs, obv!

id vote in that

the problem is i'm lazy.

are these guys touring again? sure i saw their name on a tokyo listings page.

"What people make the mistake of is saying, 'Well, I don't hear jazz.' I'm not playing jazz," he said. "It's not jazz. But I can hear the jazz influences. Name me one other band on the planet that's using a major-7 sharp 11 chord with a 13 in the chorus. None. This is my tuning. None. I guarantee it."

> Name me one other band on the planet that's using a major-7 sharp 11 chord with a 13 in the chorus

Shudder to Think

this is fucking weird but I am listing to do make say think on spotify right now and p sure I just heard that song

chord I mean

also I bet there's chicago and yes songs with that chord in the chorus

I dig helmet and all I guess, but claiming ownership of a chord is like some next level shredder asshole nonsense.

Pity he didn't put so much care and thought into his crappy vocal melodies or Helmet would have been much better.

C'mon, this is just a Foo Fighters song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkFMvststF0

awful

i'm not gonna listen to that. MEANTIME 4EVER.

i got this double band of susans Cd comp thing not long ago and i don't think i knew that there was this weird proto-helmet phase of that band. it's not great stuff and sounds really weird next to older cooler band of susans stuff. which i like a lot.

or maybe not even proto-helmet. i never heard the last couple of records and page isn't even on them now that i look. anyway, weird beefy grunge-era band of susans.

love agenda and the word and the flesh are still essential though. they sound even better to me now than they did back then.

I've come around on Helmet since 2003, when I posted way upthread about seeing Caspar Brötzmann Massaker open for them. Now I have their first four albums in my iPod. I've still never heard the album Page and Caspar did together. I should get around to that one day.

Scott, the last BoS album is pretty great. There's at least one essential song Pardon My French, and I pretty much love the whole thing, though the opening track is on the gothy side (which might not be a problem for many). I'm sure you can find a cheap copy...

i don't think I ever knew Page Hamilton was in Band of Susans

I think it is possible to mix skronky guitar with Beatle harmonies, but that new Helmet tune is not the recipe.

Meantime is sounding hard as hell atm

Meantime makes me want to pump iron

I’m kind of amazed by how few people are vouching for Strap it On. I still think it’s their one truly perfect album

I listened to Strap It On the other week and it was OK but their run from Meantime through Aftertaste is the good stuff.