Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

was "ice to see you" a deliberate bite of McBain or is it possible that two individual minds could come up with such genius?

Batman and Robin clearly had about a hundred minds involved in the scriptwriting process.

man Akiva Goldsman has so much to answer for

# Angels & Demons (2009) (pre-production) (screenplay)

# I Am Legend (2007) (screenplay)
... aka I Am Legend: The IMAX Experience (USA: IMAX version)
# The Da Vinci Code (2006) (screenplay)
# Cinderella Man (2005) (screenplay)
# I, Robot (2004) (screenplay)
... aka I, Robot (Germany)
# A Beautiful Mind (2001) (written by)

# Practical Magic (1998) (screenplay)
# Lost in Space (1998) (written by)
... aka LS (USA: promotional abbreviation)
# Batman & Robin (1997) (written by)
# A Time to Kill (1996) (screenplay)
# Batman Forever (1995) (screenplay)
# Silent Fall (1994) (written by)
# The Client (1994) (screenplay)

lost in space might be worse than this though not as lolsome

"Can you be cold, Batman? You have eleven minutes to thaw a bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy? Your emotions make you weak. That's why this day is mine!"

i think i'd rather have another adam west-era tribute like this than serious dark knight is serious.

"That's why this day is mine!"

^^ useful for IRL conversation

"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me."

Schwarzenegger OTM

"Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over?"

hope this one was actually sincere

ha, i missed the "thaw a bird" part of that line

"Chase the villain or save the boy"

in every batman story ever...

"If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me."

-credo of Joel Schumacher

did he mean Robin re 'thaw a bird'?

"Take two of these, and call me in the morning."

what is he referring to here

snowballs

I reckons he meant Thora Hird myself!

'You have eleven minutes to Thora Hird'.

omg, I'm just imagining Arnie saying that.

up and at them

jiminy jillickers!

"I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy."

^^ i'm into the failed bloefeld with his eyebrow raised vibe here

i have to go with "let's kick some ice!"

speaking of George Clooney, he and Renee Zellweger came to the theater I used to work at on Wednesday for a special screening of "Leatherheads" (he filmed it here in Greenville, SC).

if i had had the chance to attend i so would've yelled a B&R line at him

man I remember my housemate bringing home the script of this movie (she was doing editing for it) and the many roflz it provided. I never actually saw the finished film tho.

"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

not even scientifically accurate:(

xp: Leatherheads badly needs some of these Mr Freeze lines

all these lines remind me of the 30 rock "ITS SO GREAT WE CAN WRITE WHILE WERE ON COKE" bit

Clooney as Bats is such horrible horrible miscasting.

clooney as freeze, arnold as bats.

"I'm Baaatmaaan! Arrrrrggg!!" (Does bonkers eye thing)

exactly what brilliant skills are needed for a "good" Batman, fanboys?

SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.

watching the youtube clip of "highlights" i realized i had totally forgotten about the BATMAN CREDIT CARD

"Never leave the cave without it"

SOME folx can write on coke, or the original SNL wouldn't have been so much fucking funnier than Tina Fey.

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, March 28, 2008 4:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol u old

snl funniness levels vary minutely. the rest is nostalgia

thread of the year

taxi driver was written on coke

"Ice to see you!"

definitely "ice to see you" cause mcbain says it too

"you're not taking ME to ze COOLER" was is still a hilarious stoned catchphrase amongst my friends for about a year after this film came out.

man Akiva Goldsman has so much to answer for

Won an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind, too.

YOU HAVE ELEVEN MINUTES TO THAW A BIRD?

"Ice to see you, to see you..."
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41646000/jpg/_41646672_bruce.jpg
"ICE!!!"

"Follow the numbers, Batman, for they are the harbingers of your doom."

Hey the thaw a bird vote is going to be split, you have two thaw a bird options!

snl funniness levels vary minutely. the rest is nostalgia

lol, repeat often: Radner/Aykroyd vs Nealon/Meadows

meadows >>>> aykroyd

Gilda Radner's cool but it's not like she's the GOAT

Meadows was pretty funny in Walk Hard

snl's best era is whenever you were 12 years old

A laundry service that delivers is just.....what???

how did i miss this thread's revival?!?

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 12:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.

"ice to see you" was still a great icebreaker w/ friends and strangers whilst waiting on line at the theater to watch batman and robin.

http://i.qkme.me/35a77t.jpg

LOL cannot believe that's not a line in the movie.

i just saw the new expendables movie and any of these lines would have been preferable to what arnold says in this one.

Watching this just now and after reeling in horror during the museum heist at the beginning I'm not sure that I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do and am actually quite enjoying it.

I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyetic

Was thinking about this guy the other day. How angry he must have been to be so cold all the time. Just trying to make the best of things with a corny sense of humor and a life of crime.

Was thinking about this guy the other day while waiting for the bus

Was it the.... FROST-TOWN express?

No, it was the ICE-NINE 50.

just a lonely dude standing here thinkin' bout freeze

ze icy Cooooold

I thawed I might find you here

IT'S WINTAH FOWEVAH HEYA GOTHA

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom." is such an underrated sequence

"Looks like my freezemobile is snowed in. Guess I'll have to ride my ICICLE!"

Watched this a few weeks ago. Ridiculously enjoyable movie.

The last great Batman movie :(

http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/interest-rates/stevens-chills-out-on-cash-rate-cut/news-story/58b1e73eeb2a4a5c21e1c9927ee77ee4

can this guy come back and go on a rampage please? our nation turns its melting eyes to freeze.

cool party robbed

awesome spread of votes though

get well soon!

Get to the doctah!

arnold being 70 just seems... wrong somehow

When I was young, my brother and I spent like ten minutes trying to figure out the pun in that "laundry service" line

this was kind of wild, i found about this during a checkup with my cardiologist. pretty cool to hear it was non-invasive surgery (rather than the chest-cracking one i endured at 10 months of age). maybe if i have to get surgery again i can get the Arnold version