samdude14 (16 hours ago) I dont get it . He was looking 4 a job and he found one , so how is he miserable ?
hatemachine777 (16 hours ago) Well, jobs are usually miserable. You obviously want to do something much more fun, like hang out all day or something.
-- Bodrick III, Monday, January 28, 2008 6:52 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
how is this moronic
― and what, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah hatemachine777 otm!
come to ilx hatemachine777 YOUNG HOOS thread will welcome you for sure
― deeznuts, Thursday, 12 June 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
LaurenFromMI (4 days ago) Show Hide Damn everyone has to comment how old they were when the damn song came out. Who the fuck cares man. Face it you are old now, headed toward a certain death...lol
Rosesdream (4 days ago) Show Hide Even Young people die. My nephew was only 2 1/2 months old. Nobody knows when their time is up.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
From a karaoke video of "Tragedy" by The Bee Gees
I'd say that's classick.
― Bimble, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Youtube video comments are the new IMDB message boards (which in turn was the new video game message boards).
― Cunga, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link
TAXtheAtheist (2 days ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam Sam is a Jew, cloaked in atheism. Sam has Jewsih Aggressions about Him.
― Bodrick III, Sunday, 13 July 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link
ramitupursnout (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Does anyone know where I can get the lyrics for this?
killbucket1 (3 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam Lyrics: Hey.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xd44PWZGzg)
― goole, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link
the1andonlybigh (1 day ago) 0 Replyi could of made like 30 drinks in the time it took him to do that, lol yea it looks good, but its more juggling than anything, ive been bartending for 10 years, and this stuff is okay in some areas, i dont' know y i looked it up, just felt like it, but anywho, if i went to a bar to drink any the barkeep was doing this garbage, i wouldn't tip, because it took 2 minutes to make a simple vodka tonic, and he dug the glass right in the ice, i hate when bartenders do that, so freaking dirty and unsafe
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
this punchline made me snort like a pig
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 2 October 2008 11:14 (fifteen years ago) link
this type of music has been around for decades. It's called Dark Ambient. This is nothing special. Also, the members look like they take it from behind on the regular. The sounds are cool, but like I said, nothing extraordinary.
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 October 2008 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link
☺☺♥♥Post♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥This♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥If♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥You♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥Dedicated♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥this♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥song♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥to♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥someone♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥you♥♥☺☺☺☺♥♥love♥♥☺☺
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 8 November 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
puffinstuffsmum (43 minutes ago) Show Hide0 Poor comment Good commentMarked as spamReply | SpamWell, he were defo tellin lies when he said "I don't have a gun".
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Saturday, 22 November 2008 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link
kerrang99 (6 days ago) +1 Reply | SpamAt 2:31 they have incorparated Jeff Buckleys Brilliant Song Called Hallelujah
― John Harris buying a toaster (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/sp.jpg
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 12 January 2009 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link
EditorLarenZ (5 months ago) Show Hide -6 Poor comment Good commentMarked as spamReply | SpamStop sucking Madlibs dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.
― and what, Monday, 12 January 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit dude's grammar is straight
― FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 January 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Serge G Show HideMarked as spamReply | SpamI'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
― FUTURE HOOS: stronger better faster hooser (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 January 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Not moronic, but recent comments on Usher's "Trading Places":
tarisha2009 (9 minutes ago) I love this video and song. I wish that was me. hell he can do all that stuff on me. shit I would love for him to do that.Usher is so sexy in this video well everywhere he is sexy!!!! I wish he give it to me.I want to kiss his abs and chest.
steph090590 (49 minutes ago) i NEED to be her i need to expeience this omg this makes me want to become an actress model w/e the hell she is to do this with him this video is so hot and so is he
― Eazy, Monday, 12 January 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Lately I have been trolling youtube the cowards way by thumbs downing all positive comments and thumbs upping all negative ones. This I mainly do on Lady GaGa videos, I mute the laptop first.
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 12 January 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
And we can't read your poker face.
― Hard like armour, Monday, 12 January 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
READ THE DESCRIPTION PLEASEIT'S NOT ABOUT BALLROOM BALLS!!!
EDIT (8/11/08): I'm not going to be replying to anymore comments. One, because some of you will never figure out what this song is about. Two, it get's tiring. Three, I don't like being mean to people. If this gets anyworse I'm just disabling comments. I can't deal with this anymore. But, thanks for all the laughs.
Also, frow Wiki:"The song is ostensibly about a person who hosts social balls, with constant double entendres about sexual activities and testicles"
Ostensibly - From appearances alone
Will that settle it?
― 8. Opeth - Watershed (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
babscabs1987 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam this video is pointless.you can turn a sphere inside out, but its no ordinary sphere, its this made of an abstract elastic material.well fuck a lucka ding dong.how very boring. come back when you can turn a basket ball inside out. assholes.
― cindy (goole), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
10/10
― cool like a bass (latebloomer), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link
felippedamaso (1 week ago) FUCK HITLER!
TigerMilitia (5 days ago) Show HideFUCK YOU!
JacobzGreen (2 days ago)Comment removed by author
― Pashmina, Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, fuck a lucka ding dong
― chap, Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
chap otm
― Whiney G. Weingarten (J0hn D.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
TheMrMarilyn (10 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam
This is such a great track!! Mz Carey can hit notes that only DOGS can hear...LoL!! Brilliant production and brilliantly sung too!! Mariah really kicks the crap outta this tune!! Jerry O'Connel looks fit as well!! A+
juzzlikethat (9 months ago) Show Hide 0 Reply | Spam
huakakakkaa really? not only dog, i can hear it too.
― Hard like armour, Monday, 13 April 2009 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i40.tinypic.com/2ewyt8w.gif
― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 03:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Stop sucking Madlib's dick coz he's black and you're not a gangster, you're a faggot.
― steve "no neck" yamaguchi (vermonter), Monday, 4 May 2009 10:22 (fourteen years ago) link
forloveoffilm (6 months ago) Show Hide+7Reply | SpamI got my first erection looking at a photo of Theda Bara. From that moment on, the 'type' was decided for me. Sadly, when I grew up there were no women who fit that mold.
― mroo (Pashmina), Monday, 4 May 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Lureboy (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamThe only REAL thing here my fakking American friend, is that I'm Norwegian and can trace my blood back to Erik the Mad in 1070! YOU my friend should shut the FAKK up! You are a FAKKING american - and know NOTHING about Norway and extreme metal! Odin is great! And I call upon you a curse from Valhall! You FAKKING VANNABE Norwegian!You WILL soon regret what you just said!annunnemesis (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamI am indian and germanic. And i do not know what the fuck your talking about. I never commented on this band. Learn to read dickhead...Lureboy (12 hours ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReply | SpamBut you my fakk, I'm Norwegian and I can trace my blood back to 1070. You are garbage, fakking American! Don't tell me what this music is about? ok? You fakking American FAKK! Shut up! ok?! Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!
― tzzt (Pashmina), Saturday, 9 May 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"Odin is Great! And I am his people! FAKK YOU!"
\m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/
― tzzt (Pashmina), Saturday, 9 May 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
nped1 (4 days ago) Show Hide +1 Marked as spam Reply
This song giving me the goose
― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
odie720706 (2 months ago) -7 Reply | Spam聽她彈奏完,有種恐怖的感覺。這首曲子殺氣騰騰,誰知道他彈完站起來之後仍面帶微笑,十足的殺 手樣。我的意思是真的彈的很棒啦,尤其是結束後鞠躬前的那傾城微笑,彷 彿像是戰勝了十面而來的埋伏,帶著得意的笑容走出戰場。
NamekujiSmash (3 weeks ago) -2 Reply | Spamdude I don't know what that means but you got 7 thumbs down for it haha
― SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Friday, 22 May 2009 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link
untamedromeo (1 week ago) Show Hide 0Marked as spamReplyLate with this I know, but living on this grey little hopeless island forces us into 2 things : being quite lazy and having a good time. Dont ever invade our island though cause we will fight to the end and we invent loads of shit. Although im Scottish so im British only through circumstance. Uch just ignore all of that.
― Stobby Buld (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 June 2009 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link
ziapina (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply hip hop is not what it is today
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 June 2009 09:51 (fourteen years ago) link
tehpeh (14 hours ago)looks like a piece of carp
skaterboy0255 (12 hours ago)you spell like a piece of carp
― am0n, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Can't think of any right now but I remember laughing out loud many times reading the comment sections.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 14 August 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Quality bump!
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 August 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Q: Would the Excelsior thread be improved if it was all just posts about "hey I read something that made me laugh on some thread or other, but it's gone now"?
― James Joyce da 5'9 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2009 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link
hip hop is not what it is today
hahaha wtf does that even mean?
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Friday, 14 August 2009 07:00 (fourteen years ago) link
My bf trolls YT now and then when he's bored, I should see if I can find some of his.
haw, i still laugh over "hip hop is not what it is today"
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 August 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
01manchesterunited (13 hours ago)lets all hail satan the real god of gods!
Necr0Cys2topsY (6 hours ago)satan and god doesn't exist.
intothevoid92 (1 hour ago)So do your grammar skills.
― am0n, Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahaha.
― chap, Thursday, 27 August 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGJy2EHCMQ
man that bass drum is so crisp! that is the penultimate kick drum sound.
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaaaaa
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 October 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
one of my new faves:
TheMaineStream (1 day ago)if u dont love steve perry u dont love america
― Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Pet Shop Boys - Domino Dancing (HD)
Ovito85 (2 hours ago) too bad alot dont know what this song is about
supersebas112233 (16 hours ago) wow thats an old video its from the eighties. and you can see ricky martin very young at:4:01-4:03 and more times!!
twotoneandy73 (18 hours ago) theres always a woman at the cause of a mans problems lol
JJLethoF1 (1 day ago) ... this song brought me really intense recordations from my adolescence...
― one boob is free with one (daavid), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link
- Helen Reddy
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
I hear this song and i am not gay
― purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
RE: "Yesterday"
napalm5 3 weeks agoShould have always been in a minor key. Its a sad reflective song
Aberinkulas 3 weeks agoToo bad you weren't there to give advice to PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY himself. There's a lot he needs to learn from napalm5 on youtubeLike 72
― H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
wow
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
(paul mccartney sock)
― charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
this is some terrific work in this field: http://wint.co/kfc.htm
― they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Monday, 22 April 2013 08:05 (eleven years ago) link
jesus, Aberkinkulas got 72 likes.
― Pat Finn, Monday, 22 April 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like that comment is a window unto the closet authoritarianism of youtube. for aberkinkulas, the internet is not a place for the free exchange of ideas, where people can talk openly about which recordings of beatles songs they prefer. i know he/she is probably in fourth grade but still, it's depressing.
― Pat Finn, Monday, 22 April 2013 11:55 (eleven years ago) link
Jacob Hershberger 1 week ago
this sound helps my bird fall a sleep
― love's secret borad (clouds), Monday, 22 April 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 22 April 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
― they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Monday, April 22, 2013 4:05 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
this page is incredible
― 乒乓, Monday, 22 April 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://wint.co/kfc/kfc28.JPG
― love's secret borad (clouds), Monday, 22 April 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
Amy Skankhouse
― marmite christ (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://wint.co/kfc/kfcman3.jpg
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 April 2013 03:48 (ten years ago) link
Rodney Davis 3 months agoI meant "ooooh! weeeeeee!" stupid auto correct Rodney Davis Rodney Davis 3 months agoooohhh! we were!
― "no, you can't be just some dude anymore." (some dude), Sunday, 28 July 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link
well fuck a lucka ding dong
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 July 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link
Listen to all the little kids dividing music into little micro genres to protect their cultural tribes and help define their own folklore. Back in the '70s, this was just "music" or "electronic disco". Today, ever musician has their own genre which is defined and everybody gets angry when you don't classify something the way they want it classified. And people get mad if sounds a certain way and isn't described the way they want. hahaha
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 July 2013 05:03 (ten years ago) link
This film was gruesome in all ways, shakes, and form. This violence has to stop!!! Prophesies have been saying it's the end of the world.It is! But it's not because of the Ozone!!! It's because of mankind! We are destroying our selves! For many years people have been blaming the upbringing of children. It's not how the parents raise the children.......
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 29 August 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link
in all ways, shakes, and forms.
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link
no way, shape or form
― So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link
ZagRap89 7 months agoif u are a junky listen vilalobos and that other bullshitif u are a underground gangster listen GRANDE PEREZi am definitly a gangster from the underground, now fukk yourself :B
― cog, Sunday, 1 September 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link
Under a clip of Jimmy Clitheroe:
xela12345 3 years agoI can't help wondering, considering Jimmy never physically grew beyond the age of 8...how come he died? It seems kinda stupid to say so, but if people die from old age...
― that is how ghosts laugh (bends), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:48 (ten years ago) link
a comment on an interview with dylan carlson about drone music:
sverddansar77 2 years ago hey hgutfuck. you brainless kaukasian cocksucker are not allowed to tell us what good music is. this shit you are shit and your mother wishes you to drop dead.- keep on fucking goats iun sibiria. you greatst ASSHOLE of all times. the best music is arab music in this infidel world. but a barabar like you will never understand yoou subhuman,kiss my ass and learn english you nazi
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
https://cl.ly/0X0b2I1e0f1S/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-02%20at%2015.44.53.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:11 (six years ago) link
And second?
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link
"Fuck jobs! Wage slavery. Drudgery... Humans should be free to do more meaningful things than slaving away for a living... Use your imagination, be free! Take time to make the world a better more beautiful place, take care of your loved ones. Jobs are mostly doing tasks that help destroy the planet and produce and try to market a bunch of crap we don't even need and just ends up polluting the planet, destroying the ecosystems and habitats."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amwyBmWxESA
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/XlVkfcB.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link
I saw a comment on YouTube defending feminism as a "broad based movement". I mean, I guess so but I'm not sure that's the preferred terminology. Would have been my reply if I was foolish enough to ever comment on YouTube.
― Noel Emits, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link
RANCISCO TORRES2 years ago
my favorite part is when it starts and when it is about to finish good job
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 May 2023 22:33 (ten months ago) link
Clearly you have no taste (in Goo Goo Dolls or bagpipes for that matter)
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 26 May 2023 09:52 (ten months ago) link