recipes with urine in them

Plomeek Soup

Ingredients

1 cup onion (finely chopped)
1 cup butter
4 cups carrots (peeled and chopped)
5 cups celery (chopped)
4 cups urine (chilled)
1 teaspoon pepper

Directions

Melt butter in a saucepan and saute the onions over low heat until transparent. Add the remaining butter, melt, and add the carrots. cooking over low heat until browned, about 30 minutes. Add the celery and cook 10 more minutes on low heat. Pour in chilled urine and pepper, bring to a boil, then reduce heat and let simmer for about an hour, or until the smell is overpowering.

I don't want to have to save up this much urine! Where would I keep it? It's not like the Martha Stewart Everyday Basics line has a peepee decanter.

you can reuse milk or juice containers, just be sure to rinse them thoroughly. how many are you cooking for?

It depends on how much pee-pee I can make!

"A special organic, free-range broth"

You see, women have smaller bladders than women, and THEY can hold abt 8 oz. (I learned this from the Wonder Years!) Eight oz. is one cup, so as a woman if I want to make that lobster thermidor that's gonna take me at least 24 hours worth of pees.

women have smaller bladders than women

you mean this>?

http://secondthoughts.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/matroshki.jpg

you can reuse milk or juice containers, just be sure to rinse them thoroughly.

You wouldn't want to CONTAMINATE IT or anything.

urine is mostly sterile, so no you wouldn't

I thought this was about Icelandic cuisine. (some of the listed delicacies are rumored to be pickled in human urine)

no, these are all 100% real

...and thus not Icelandic?

i hate to tell you, but look santa up on snopes, dude

phuk u all

you have to look at the deeper meaning of christmas is all

have some fruit cake

Ingredients

1 lb dates
1/2 lb nuts
1 cup urine (chilled)
1 lb butter
3 cups flour
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon cloves
1/2 teaspoon allspice
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon rose water
1/4 cup molasses
3 lb raisins
1 lb peel (mixed)
1/2 cup black currant juice
3/4 lb brown sugar
7 eggs
1 grated nutmeg
1 teaspoon lemon
1/2 teaspoon Ratiffa
1/2 teaspoon soda

Directions

Prepare fruit, pour urine and black currant juice over same and leave stand overnight. Cream butter, then add eggs and beat well; then add molasses and soda beaten until light. Next add flour. Sprinkle fruit with flour and add to bake in tins buttered and lined with heavy brown paper. Bake for three hours, being sure not to open the oven in between, even if you have to go real bad.

urine is only sterile until it exits the body.

i know, that's why you have to be sure you wash any containers you keep it in

i thought that was mainly because of the smell

to comply with NSF standards, urine should should be chilled to under 40 deg F within 4 hours of evacuation.

Breaded Pmarinated chicken
Ingredients

boned chicken Breast or chicken thigh
½ teaspoon pepper
½ cup parsley
¼ cup chopped onion
1 garlic clove minced
1 Cup Urine to cover
Bread Crumbs
Olive Oil

Directions
Place Chicken into a bowl and cover with urine. Add in pepper, parsley, chopped onion, garlic. Note that cumin, cayenne pepper or other seasoning can also be added. Let stand for hours while adding urine as necessary. Remove the chicken and bread. Fry in olive oil. A gravy can be made by adding a pinch of flower to fresh urine and mixed into the fry pan and stirred to reduce after removing the chicken. Serve with the gravy and a green salad with dressing.

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

 as necessary

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