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i didnt have a single fucking thing.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

todd otm

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

1. Boiled. Egg. This is the only breakfast I've had in the past month, what with the help at home being totally useless at it.

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

cranberry bran muffin
black tea

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

I fucking had the little bit of fucking Bridge Mixture that was motherfucking left in the cocksucking box beside my fucking bed. I should fucking quit eating goddamn fucking chocolate for fucking breakfast.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

Tep, Smart Water is this motherfucking shit.

(I'm giving it a try because apparently I don't absorb potassium very well.. it's a genetic thing.. and fainting is a common side effect of lack of potassium.. and Gatorade and Smart Water and stuff like that is supposed to be great to help supplement potassium)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

motherfuck the anchor tag..

let me try again

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

Or try this fancy shmancy motherfucking hi-fi interactive flash site for motherfucking "Glaceau"

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

a fucking mcmuffinlike english muffin egg sandwich
two cups of coffee
more of those snickers minis i've been allowing myself as "period medication"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

i'm trying to eat porridge more

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

what i wanted: thick bread with sodt-boiled eggs, tomato, avocado. grapefruit juice, then cup of espresso.

what i had: filter coffee

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

a fucking bowl of Trader Joe's frosted flakes

and a fucking banana on BART.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

WHOA STEVEM, WHO THE FUCK EATS PORRIDGE?

(on a side note, is it a british thing?)

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

the British and the three bears.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

isn't that where you boil oats?
during the irish famine, did they stoop that low?

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

i fucking well had a bowl of fucking muesli with a fucking banana sliced on top and two cups of fucking coffee

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee with skim milk, orange juice, a banana, a cup of blueberry yogurt, and a slice of bread with strawberry preserves. Bitch.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

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― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

same as what i always have. hummus on toast and a cup of earl grey.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

don't diss porridge - nice with jam or sugar. mind you i haven't eaten for about 10 years so maybe it really is horrible.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

I had a bowl of last nights spaghetti carbonara and it was a baaaad idea

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

Lil' Won "Fannyfarmer" Jilliams !!!

(otherwise, the pornolization didn't actually change much!)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

What about "The ballbusting Lady "Sniff-my-Ass" Ms Lurex"???

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

Green Apple, Coffee

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

me and my friend tom once did the "Fat Boy Challenge Breakfast"

4 sausage
4 bacon
2 fried slice
4 hash browns
chips
beans
2 eggs
1-egg cheese ommlette
3 tomatoes

and vast amounts of assam tea. it was fucking hell.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

Did you get that breakfast for free?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

no, we paid dearly for it.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you New York, and goodnight.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

I fuckin' second Todd's emotion here.

*wink*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...

a sugar-free rocky road cookie and half a glass of milk. some coffee would be fucking nice now.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

a six pack of beer.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

crumpets with peanut butter on them & a mug of tea.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

(although to be fair, I am having my lunch now!)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

For breakfast I usually look at the clock and run out of the door in a panic.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I never have time to eat breakfast at home, i always have it at work.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Had the same fucking thing I always have - some fucking museli, granola, and yogurt. Today it was fucking PLUM yogurt, baby.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Bowl of cornflakes with semi-skimmed milk, mug of tea, glass of OJ. Classic/boring.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I had chicken and mashed potatoes. And a pot of coffee.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Pancakes & syrup, grapes, water, multi-vitamin.

― briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I had a vitamin too.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't have any fucking breakfast today even though it's my favorite fucking meal of the day, because I had a gig last night and stopped for fucking pizza on the way home at 1:00 am (slices of fucking BBQ Chicken and tomato fucking pesto).

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

French omelette and iced coffee. Exactly two tortilla chips. Pills.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Contemplated wake-n-bakin' this morning, then realized that, in the current seasonal conditions, wake-n-bake usually quickly becomes wake-n-bake-n-fall-back-asleep-n-wake-up-late-for-everything. So instead, a big glass of cold water & teh multivitamin.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that's my ideal breakfast.

(x-post)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Wheat toast, tomato and ham. Coffee then OJ.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I had chicken and mashed potatoes. And a pot of coffee.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), October 28th, 2004 7:20 AM.

HERO!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I do my best, G.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Cereal and OJ, just like 95% of my fucking breakfasts. I keep forgetting to take my multivitamin.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I had cereal and a banana.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I never eat breakfast. I tried to buy grapefruit but they just rotted because I'd forget about them. I would eat it on the weekends, but by the time I wake up I want a sandwich and fries. A heavy breakfast meal is deadly in the afternoon - after eggs and bacon I have to sleep immediately.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

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grilled cheddar on toast
scrambled egg and coriander

― blueski, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm in the middle of doing up my new kitchen and the last thing in place will be the cooker and hob. When it is in place some time by the end of the month I'ma be eating nothing but fryups and my favourite breakfast, which is:

Soft boiled egg and soldiers with lots of chopped parsley/sea salt/black pepper to soak up the runny egg - not just for garnishing. It's occurred to me that it might be nice to dip streaky bacon into the yolk too.

― suzy, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

health bread w/ no-sugar raspberry jam
garlic scape omelet w/ tomato
grapefruit juice

― the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Monday, 25 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

canned pineapple, coffee

― rainy, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

coffee, more coffee, yogurt, granola bar.

― Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Fucking fantastic rosemary bagel with veggie cream cheese (like, it had actual BITS of actual VEGETABLES in it) and iced coffee. It was a special occasion breakfast.

― Maria, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

a fucking toasted bagel with cream cheese, tomato, onion and the goddamn gravlax that finished curing yesterday. Even with a Sara Lee bagel, even with a lab-grown tomato, that was the best damn thing I've eaten in months

― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

I had an omlet.

― Jeff, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Had my S.O.P. breakfast today:

one toasted sesame bagel w/ butter
two fried eggs, over easy
one cup of coffee w/ 1% milk

― Aimless, Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

i had fucking bagels from the western bagel on ventura/coldwater, and then i had a matcha ice blended from the coffee bean in the same shopping center.

― FMLAO (get bent), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

on account of the fact that i eat bagels nearly every morning @ work, this morning was two soft fucking boiled eggs, a small dollop of umeboshi paste applied to aforementioned fucking eggs, a large fucking cup of peets' coffee, and 1/4 of a gigantic fucking grapefruit.
mmmm, i loves some matcha refreshments, btw

― epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

A Goddamn Marie Callender ham/egg/cheese breakfast pot pie and an Amp.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

went out for brunch this morning so i had some fucking corn pancakes with blueberry butter, some bacon, some home fries, and some motherfucking over easy eggs

― call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

two boiled eggs (white set, yolk runny) sliced on black bread, with black coffee from the aeropress. same as every morning - I can only ever think of eating something different if I've already 'pre-breakfasted'.

― Vasco da Gama, Sunday, 15 April 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

some fucking black bean hummus and coffee

― quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

two fucking custard cream biscuits /:

― thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

i like that the thread's rhetoric works equally well for appallingly bad breakfasts

― thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

1 hardboiled egg
1 bialy with smoked salmon and tomato
black tea

No cheese, no butter, no milk or sugar in coffee. Still pretty nice, though. Little smoked rock salt on the tomatoes for effect. This is prob going to be my standard breakfast for a while?

Later, some salted almonds and more black tea.

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

a bowl of apple-cinnamon off-brand-but-fancy cheerios that supposedly have lots of antioxidants
a glass of iced chai

― tits or kitfo (get bent), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

a cunting larabar
a sodding wedge of laughing cow cheese
a bloody handful of almonds (nb: handful not actually bloody)

― Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Bowl of Quaker Corn Bran w/ 1% milk and most of a banana (discarded the yucky brown bits)
2 mugs coffee w/cream (further mugs count as brunch and lunch)
1/2 a cigarette

― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking everything bagel with cream cheese
Goddamn coffee

― quincie, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

whole wheat roll with butter and apricot jam
coffee w/half & half

― o. nate, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

six years pass...

I'm inordinately broke til payday on friday so instead of picking up coffee and a bagel out in the morning as is my wont i raided the cupboards:

cream of wheat with sultanas, walnuts and brown sugar.
a cup of tea.

cream of wheat is weird. not even sure why or when i bought it

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Pumpkin loaf
Black coffee

― o. nate, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

2 black ice coffee
breakfast burrito

― Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

frou-frou granola
bananas (2)
milk

coffee (obv)

― j., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

i have an iced coffee and bagel every single day. kinda weird/sad how much I look forward to and enjoy that morning bagel at work.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

I look forward to my breakfast burritos so much that I end up eating it for lunch because I hold out too long.

― Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

A bowl of oatmeal (or, if you prefer, porridge) with maple syrup and an assortment of berries
Moka coffee, black

Every fucking morning, but it's what I stomach best.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

3 days a week it's oatmeal, 3 days a week it's cold cereal, but today it was 2 biscuits and gravy from Hardee's.

― WmC, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

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