'break walls apart with your NEW HUGE C0CK!'

With the decoding of the human genome, you can now select to have only children who will grow up to have a MASSIVE D!CK TO PLEASURE THE LADIES.

A little thoughtfulness now will save your son big cash on erection-enhancing products in the future.

― andy, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

girth or length?

Girth, totally. 10 inches in diameter, 3 in length.

― Spinktron 2000 (El Spinktor), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

it would look like a flattened mushroom.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link