Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

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wha - you shave your pubic hair, you might as well buy a cock ring and a bondage harness. seriously, though, is there anything more disturbing than a hairy person with a weird naked triangle downstairs? it makes your bits look like a bundle of baby naked mole rats, too.

your null fame, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I say dud. And Ally's right; it makes it scratchy.

Sean, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You all misunderstand me. There is a gigantic world of difference between "shaved" and "trimmed". One is neat and tidy, the other is paedophilic.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well that's somewhat different, but still somewhat odd at the same time.

Ally Thunderkitty, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I had a friend who gave himself a trim. The next thing you know, he's obsessed- shaves his chest and legs, buys a bicycle, starts eating porridge three meals a day, and eventually goes to a salon to receive the perfect triangle.

hans, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Porridge?

Ally, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i like the thatch

anthony, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Once I went to get my nails done and my nail girl (?) made a point of showing me the heart-shape a collegue had waxed her bikini area into. It was valentine's day.

Samantha, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Dude, what kind of salon are you going to?

Ally, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

is it true that if you trim your dick it makes your pubic hair look longer?

ethan, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Actually, I have quite a bit, so it has crossed my mind to try a little trimming. I hate being one of those guys at the urnial--you know the type--who takes his dick out and ten thousand hairs come with it.

Steve Bryan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what have you been eating?

ethan, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two months pass...
it makes your bits look like a bundle of baby naked mole rats, too. HAHAH I'm about to trim mine, I dont think shaved is perverse, it's just what they like.

Sammy Australia, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'They' being the other naked mole-rats?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

four weeks pass...
I trim my pubic hair. Acutally, I trim all my body hair. NOT SHAVE. I do shave my balls and butt. My partner likes it. He has a hissy fit everytime I trim...but enjoys it after it's done. He keeps telling me he likes hairy guys...but I like smooth guys and he doesn't trim.

Trimmed Guy, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

doesn't it itch though?

Geoff, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

why don't people just leave their stuff alone? i mean honestly boymuffs, girlmuffs, its all good!

di, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Blah.... Blah blah blah!!! blah blah

Blah Monkey, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i lit my chest hair on fire. WHOOOMPF! pretty exciting.

duane, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

but it prolly didn't smell too nice.

nancy b., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

man the smell was the best thing about it.

, Sunday, 24 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

does a guy do this because he is turned on by his own hairless self?

Muta in, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

If a man who trims his pubic hair makes a post to this thead, and no one is around to google it, does it count as a post?

(this is one of my favorite threads ever, by the way)

Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The title alone places it in the firmament of all time Greatest Threads.

Nicole, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, after reading all of this...

YES, I trim the pubes. Why? Because it looks neater and cleaner, and seems to turn back the clock on my appearance by five or ten years (I'm 37). Of course, I also trim my chest hair. I do this about once a month. Oh, and no matter what your size might be, GO SLOW AND BE CAREFUL. A stab of the scissors can be incredibly painful to soft pubic flesh, especially on the ol' thrill hammer.

I had average hair growth down below, and the fact it is blond makes it look shorter than it is. Still, after watching any porn video, you can see that the majority of males in the vids shave completely, and it just makes a guy look younger in my opinion. The trick is not to trim too much, and to keep it even. It's not as easy as you think! If your partner is into it, have them do it because they can get a, um, "better perspective" (up close and personal) than you can.

The old stereotype of hair=manliness is kind of dated. My trimmed chest hair totally makes my gym workouts seem more effective. After my first trim, the bed chatter included "you have REALLY been working out, haven't you?" Nope. Just trimmed the hair down a bit. Minor task. No sweat. Looks good.

How you feel about your appearance is the key. Unless there is a major objection from your partner, go with what feels right for you. If you feel like you look better after a trim, then you WILL look better. Everyone is different. The good news is that hair grows back, and the length will terminate at the natural length. You won't have permanent short or long patches. It just doesn't work that way. In other words, it will eventually look exactly the same as it did pre-trim.

Yeah, yeah, I know: enough already!

Clip 'em, dude!

Joe in SF, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

If you're a moderately hairy bloke (as I am), you can't just trim/shave individual bits of body hair as you'd then look, well, stupid and patchy. I once offered to shave myself in exchange for my partner doing it, but for some reason my half of the deal was never called upon (though I was SO grateful that she kept to hers).

For someone with a reputation for smuttiness, I had *never* heard the "it makes your cock look bigger* line. Perhaps this is because, unlike some, I don't search despairingly for ways of increasing my proportions :-)

Mark C, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ah, you just hang weights from your private parts and be done with it, then.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The thought of a guy trimming his pubes makes me sick. The hairier the better. Of course past the age of 25 the hair starts thinning on it's own and becomes straighter. Only the young guys really have the thick curly bushes....

, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Insecure or thoughtful?

Nah. Bored.

Daver, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm fully shaved and my girlfriend (also shaved) loves it. I let the area above my package grow back once and she asked me to shave it off. She likes the feel of skin on skin.

You do have to keep it shaved or it will irritate your parntner, though.

Jerry Jergensen, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

well i just trimmed mine... i like it have to wait for other sex opinion. Reaseon ....err none was bored and badbing it was done what can i say. Actually no i lie the last girl i was sleeping with complained that she kept getting pubes in her whilst ...well u know what. Thought i'd be considerate for the next lucky lady ;)

Chris, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what are you going to do to stop it from itching?

Queen G, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nowt

not a lot u can do is there ? just grin and bear it i suppose

Chris, Sunday, 31 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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powertonevolume, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I was wondering, does he have the clap?

Graham, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

To tell you the truth. Trimming rulz! I'm 23 and a hairy bugger... I trim once a month... and my trim is short.. REALLY short!... and I do my armpits... and once a year I do the whole body... there's absolutely nothing wrong with it... girlz do dig it... and if you're a guy that showers daily, you shouldn't have a problem! Yes the itching does happen... nothing baby powder or cream won't cure :) - As for the size...it makes it look bigger... hehe... well... maybe... but I didn't pay notice to it! Just remember, if you have hair along your shaft... and it's trimmed (or shaved) - use extra safe rubber... u never know!

Da Clutz, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

From a girls point of view , and a purly practical one...go for it by all means...it makes giving head a much nicer experience....and from a guy point of view that has to be a good thing !!!

morgana, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

But, Morgana, won't that power cord, the buzzing, and the little stubble bits falling into your lips get annoying after a while?

Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Brian, you are evil and wrong. Go wash your mind out with soap.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Im getting turned on!

jean, Saturday, 4 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am a 24 yr old guy. I've trimmed down there numerous times. My girl thinks the 'Buzz cut' is sexy. Plus, she doesn't have pubes for dental floss after a head :) It's according on how bushy guys are down there, to decide whether you're bigger or not after you've trimmed. Damn, I think I'm going to find my razor! Thanks for the reminder!

Shaved Before, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I braid mine. Also found of putting scrunchies in it to make a little pony tail.

Chris, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

You BRAID yours??? Damn, that's some pretty long pubes! Pony tail? I think you may be putting that scrunchie on your wanger, thinking it's a big pony tail! Ha ha...just trying to make you laugh. Seriously....BRAIDS???

Shaved Before, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks for reminding me of YET ANOTHER THREAD I need my name taken out of.

nabisco%%, Monday, 6 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why won't this thread die? I have nightmares about it.

Mandee, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well my two cents is that if male pubic hair is just out of control and gross, then it's thoughtful to give it a little trim now and then. But overdoing it and causing visible irritation is a huge turn off too!

And of course, if you've got a few "critters" down there, then shaving is the only sensible thing to do!

http://www.cfoc.org/admin/brochure/images/Sugar&Spice.jpg

Elisa Phong-Chowdry, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, I didn't do something right, because I'm itching now!!!

Shaved Before, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

burning patterns into yr pubes with cigarettes - c or d?

Queen G's netherlands, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mandee - just like pubic hair, it always comes back. Dying pubic hair, has anyone ever done it?

cuba libre (nathalie), Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

God, I thought you were comparing the lovely Mandee to pubic hair then! I was about to stand up for her honour. Mandee, we miss you!

Mark C, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

nim?

Not quite cut off.



o-/-nim-/-o ?

StanM, Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

thoughtful.

that D and G picture above is ABSURD.

Surmounter, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

It's not really a thing, IMO, unless they're like ?uestlove down there.

Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/afro4.jpg

kenan, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I vote NO on proposition THAT.

Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

this thread has some of the best googlers of all time

either that or ken c on a lot of coffee

J0hn D., Monday, 16 June 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT PROMPTED THE REVIVAL OF THIS THREAD

asey, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Surmounter.

Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

dude if I don't trim that shit it looks like a there's a dick sticking out of albert einstein's head

burt_stanton, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link

What was the smartest thing ever to come out of Einstein's mouth?

Neils Bohr's cock.

Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

daaaaamn

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 June 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Thoughtful. Look guys, if you want a little considerate attention paid to little mr., then just maaaaybe you should look into cleaning up the landing pad a bit, eh? Same goes for the girls, really.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link

burt stanton has grey pubic hair?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 June 2008 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Ohmysweetjesus, WHY is the dude from The Da Vinci Code *movie* in the D&G ad?!
To sum up my opinion on hair down there;
Thoughtful. Look guys, if you want a little considerate attention paid to little mr., then just maaaaybe you should look into cleaning up the landing pad a bit, eh?
But uh, lets remember that too little is kind of ew.

VeronaInTheClub, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

...the best a man can get?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

so glad I clicked off of that before it could load since I'm still at work

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the original question implies that men cannot be insecure and thoughtful at the same time

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Stop shaving . Grow your bush it is totally hot

― marv, Monday, January 5, 2004 5:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^why we need a "suggest hall of fame" button

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

re: anal dreads - they don't comb out, so just break em off every month or so when it's time to harvest.

― Amon (eman), Saturday, April 30, 2005 11:16 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what

harbl, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

he only shit once a month

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

we need that bro back to explain

velko, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha, the motions/shape/proportions of Gilette video dude made me think of Randy Marsh:

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1113_dad_on_heroin_game.jpg

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Stop shaving . Grow your bush it is totally hot

― marv, Monday, January 5, 2004 5:59 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^why we need a "suggest hall of fame" button

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, May 28, 2009 9:16 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

agreed. also this should be the new board description of I LOVE TMI

Mr. Que, Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

agreed

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

hopefully gillette vid dude did not have two children watching him

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

like randy marsh does

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

is it okay to shave your pubes in front of a baby?

hazmat yayo (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

no

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

babies: they r smarter than they look.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the cartoon demo guy had a bad case of pixelitis.

Orin Boyd (jel --), Thursday, 28 May 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

debating this

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 18 October 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link


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