Google

LOL....the joys of ILX!

regards,

REB

Like Sir Humphrey with Jim Hacker, it is my job to 'clarify' thoughts in the T-Bone's mind, and 'correct' his posts so they more accurately reflect 'his' views.

Maybe 'mind' should have been in quotes too in this case.

Google translator has been updated and now has audio for pronunciation.

http://translate.google.com/#en|en|Fitter%2C%20happier%2C%20more%20productive%2C%20comfortable%2C%20not%20drinking%20too%20--%20OH%20FUCKING%20HELL%2C%20SKIP%20ME!%0A%0A

http://tinyurl.com/yjte4nz

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO GOOGLE IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE

So: Google TV

http://www.google.com/tv/

Google announcement, going on now: http://www.youtube.com/googledevelopers

OK, moving over to Google TV Beta (who's trying this out?)

my google has a marshland wallpaper!

What the fuck is wrong with Google with all this tacky wallpaper stuff? I was not amused by the recent Pacman nonsense either.

way to ruin a good thing google

ok all better thx google

Google voice search! (ON IPHONE and maybe elsewhere.) How long has this been around? Worked a treat the one and only time I have used it so far.

afl, what the hell?

Interactive (you can spin it) Buckyball on Google's homepage today.

google.com/instant

feeling this

had a play with this this afternoon. gf who works for google has apparently been using it for a while but was as embargoed as any update they've ever released.

will be interesting to see how it interacts with personalised search, google suggest and adwords.

"interesting", obv

glad to see i love afl get some use

For a minute there I thought it was Internation Steampunk Tossbags Day

Okay does anybody know why this thing happens?

"big george elokobi"
About 11,700 results (0.08 seconds)

then you click on page 6 at the bottom and you go to
Page 5 of 43 results (0.09 seconds)

Why does Google think 43 results is 11,700-odd?

love today's google doodle. (also the chaplin one a few weeks ago).

bah why the hell is this on ILA?

fun fun fun fun

Reverse image search is awesome. I have, for ages, been trying to hunt down the author of an illustration I found a while ago and RGIS was able to find him instantly. I have now emailed and ordered a print of it. <3

oh ffs. this is on I love AFL?

why is google returning results with "sex" in them, bolded, when i searched for something that included the term "rape" and not sex

google maps. quest option.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7212/7034478519_15fe31929a.jpg

this is annoying me - http://googlesystem.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/too-many-google-results-from-single-site.html

I swear I thought the Google icon today was Larry King.

Realize this is probably just in Canada:

http://www.google.ca/logos/2012/ernie_coombes_mr_dressup_85th_birthday-960008-hp.png

(It's Mr. Dressup, a longtime kid show here.)

Google 60's IBM style
http://www.masswerk.at/google60/

is google fucked up right now, or

bring back eric schmidt

why is this thread on i love afl

oh wait

i just searched news.google.com for 'tinnitus' and got a load of press releases for the same shitty ear-spray remedy. if there is no news, google, show me no news.

oh this is the afl borad okay

the new logo sucks

http://islandlife808.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gymboree4.jpg

Better than the previous travesty.

No results found for bellendery .au.

afl, what the hell?
― postcards from the (ledge), Friday, July 9, 2010 9:09 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

glad to see i love afl get some use
― max, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 3:09 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bah why the hell is this on ILA?
― Roz, Wednesday, May 11, 2011 1:12 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh ffs. this is on I love AFL?
― Upt0eleven, Monday, June 20, 2011 6:44 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why is this thread on i love afl
― Andrew Stockdale Kills Wolfmother, self (electricsound), Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:28 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh this is the afl borad okay
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, August 2, 2013 4:25 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more like afloogle

Go to google.com.au and type shithouse football club. Piss funny. Don't forget the au.:-)

LOL....the joys of ILX!

regards,

i daren't imagine all i've missed out on by consistently forgetting to type the .au

did google search just kinda get fucked up or is it just me

why i am not polite here is this "blacklist" combined with a
"whitelist" of all sorts of "disk full" and "quoza reached"

and i have no understanding for people who wants changing
default messages which can automatically processed

1 abgelaufen-expired
2 account disabled
3 account expired
4 account has been disabled or discontinued
5 account inactive
6 account invalid
7 account is disabled
8 account is unavailable
9 account that you tried to reach is disabled
10 account unavailable
11 account unknown
12 address invalid
13 address rejected
14 address unknown
15 addressee unknown
16 adresse unbekannt
17 adresse ungueltig
18 benutzer existiert nicht
19 benutzer unbekannt
20 deactivated due to abuse
21 delivery denied
22 email invalid
23 email unbekannt
24 email ungueltig
25 empfaenger unbekannt
26 empfaenger ungueltig
27 has no mail-records
28 here by that name
29 host found but no data record of requested type
30 in my list of allowed rcpt
31 in name directory
32 inactive user
33 inbox invalid
34 invalid address
35 invalid inbox
36 invalid mailbox
37 invalid or expired email
38 invalid rcpt
39 invalid recipient
40 invalid rhodes university e-mail address
41 invalid user
42 is restricted
43 is unknown
44 mailbox invalid
45 mailbox unavailable
46 mailbox unknown
47 my list of allowed rcpthosts
48 nicht bekannt
49 nicht gefunden
50 nicht vorhanden
51 no forwarding address known
52 no person with that email
53 no such address
54 no such inbox
55 no such mailbox
56 no such person
57 no such rcpt
58 no such recipient
59 no such user
60 no third-party dsns
61 no valid address
62 no valid rcpt
63 no valid recipient
64 no valid user
65 non-existant
66 not a known address
67 not a known mailbox
68 not a known rcpt
69 not a known recipient
70 not a known user
71 not a valid mailbox
72 not a valid user
73 not exist
74 not found
75 not in my validrcptto list
76 not known
77 not our customer
78 not present in directory
79 please contact the receiver with another way
80 points to mx.fakemx.net
81 rcpt invalid
82 rcpt is not accepted
83 rcpt not accepted
84 rcpt unknown
85 recipient invalid
86 recipient is not accepted
87 recipient rejected
88 recipient unknown
89 relay access denied
90 relay not permitted
91 relaying denied
92 rule imposed mailbox access
93 target invalid
94 this account is not allowed
95 this target address is not our mx service client
96 this user doesn
97 this username doesn
98 unable to deliver to
99 unable to relay
100 unbekanntes ziel
101 undeliverable address
102 unknown (in reply to rcpt to command)
103 unknown address
104 unknown alias
105 unknown email address
106 unknown entry
107 unknown in virtual alias table
108 unknown local user
109 unknown or illegal alias
110 unknown or illegal user
111 unknown rcpt
112 unknown recipient
113 unknown target
114 unknown user
115 unresolvable address
116 unresolvable alias
117 unresolvable target
118 unresolvable user
119 unroutable address
120 unroutable alias
121 unroutable target
122 unroutable user
123 unrouteable address
124 unrouteable alias
125 unrouteable target
126 unrouteable user
127 unsupported mail destination
128 user invalid
129 user is suspended
130 user lookup fail
131 user not accept
132 user not local
133 user unknown
134 username invalid
135 username lookup fail
136 username not accept
137 username not local
138 username unknown
139 we do not relay
140 you probably meant
141 ziel unbekannt
142 ziel ungueltig

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/google-antitrust-lawsuit-123056021.html

Sounds like it might be the right thing for the wrong reasons

Don't forget the au.:-)

Anyone else have sudden trouble navigating the "Shared with me" area in Google Drive? I use list view, descending sort by Last Modified. Recently, the grouping "Last week" is on top, followed by "Older". The grouping "Today" is somewhere beneath this again, which is not only obviously wrong, it is also pretty hopeless getting there, because when I scroll down, it fetches ever more "Older" items, making everything jump around and navigation hopeless.

This is of course exacerbated by the impossibility (I think?) of moving shared-with-me items into folders (otherwise I could organize the huge "Older" group); dragging a shared item into a folder only puts a shortcut there, leaving the file in "Shared with me". I assume getting rid of the entirely idiotic "Today", "Yesterday", "Last week", "Last month" and "Older" groupings might help (I am perfectly able to read a date and time, thank you), but I have found no way of doing this.