Mowing lawns

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They're conspiring against you. Take action now, before it's too late.

Michael White, Monday, 5 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

You have failed to take adequate prophylatic measures against this sort of thing happening to you. I, as I do, you lived at the rubbish tip instead of some neighborhood filled with lawns, the only sound you would hear would be the soothing roar of the caterpillar tractors, as they playfully push the trash hither and thither, in hopes of finding a bloated carcass to explode.

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

If, as I do...

It's all I can do at present to supress a full-on snit, but I shall soldier on with a suitably stiff superior labia.

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 May 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Note to self.... never google unfamiliar words while at work.....full-on....wow!

еdë §téè£, Thursday, 8 May 2008 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link


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