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― Lingbert, Friday, 14 September 2007 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link
How dare they do that to you! I have half a mind to write to PayPal myself!
― jergïns, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
― chaki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
kind of the most harsh "if they write back we'll give 'em the full pitch" one I've seen
SUBJECT: From Mrs. McDonald....I want you to distribute my entire property to Charity Homes in your Country. I have just discovered that I have Cancer.
I want you to distribute my entire property to Charity Homes in your Country. I have just discovered that I have Cancer.
no signature, no nothing after that, that's the whole email
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 10 November 2012 00:29 (eight years ago) link
Dear Client, The hotel Arriva Hotel informed us that the data of given credit card was not accepted (the reservation number GDJN45801984) .
It could happen because of several reasons: Expiration date - end - does the expiration date of the card finish until the date arrival registration? The reasonable balance - did the card have enough money on the card for reservation? The type of the card - does the hotel accept such a type of the card? You shouldnt worry about it. Your hotel reservation is actually.
However in order to guarantee its keeping, you have to refresh the credit card date during 36 hours after this message receiving.
Print the reservation, fill it in and fax to the hotel address.
― pablow (Pablo A), Monday, 28 January 2013 20:35 (eight years ago) link
El Paso International AirportAddress: 6701 Convair Rd, El Paso, TX 79925, USACode: ELPElevation: 1,206 mOwner: El Paso Attention: Consignee, I'm Floyd Edgar Hutson a staff of El Paso International Airport, Texas working as a head under customs warehouse bonded terminal.During my last monthly check,i came across a forfeited consignment sent from Middle East through a secured Shipping Company which was brought to our facility for over a period of time now and When scanned it was confirmed that the consignment contains Gold Bars worth cash of approximately $3,255,000 Million Dollars.(Three Million,two hundred and fifty-five thousands dollars) The consignment was forfeited by the secured delivery Company because there is a restraining order against the release since it is not properly declared. the tag on the consignment bear your name and it has being abandon here at the El Paso International Airport warehouse here in El Paso,Texas. The details on the consignment as tagged. Type: SUITCASEWheels: 4 wheelsHandles: Trolley handle with top & side handlesApproximate Dimensions: Height: 3.20 ft, Width: 2.50 ft, Depth: 1.90 ft.Weight: 180 lbs. Please i want you to confide in me, so that i can help you get it out by cutting short some of the official process that are required. PLEASE RECONFIRM THIS INFORMATION BELOW ; 1. Names2. Home phone & Cell Phone3. Home delivery address Best Regards. Floyd Edgar Hutson
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:58 (three years ago) link
lol they should have gone with "The consignment was forfeited by the secured delivery Company because our El Paso International Airport will not let you check a SUITCASE that weighs 180 lbs."
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:06 (three years ago) link
Yeah, there's a hundred reasons why this is the least convincing phish since forever.
― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 19:00 (three years ago) link