SHAQ

"Big Shaq, where you at?"

This cd sucks dik like its its job....lets be serious shaq can not rap for his life. the names of his songs and the ryhmes in it like "i dont give a heck" and i kno i got (skills), i want to just puke all over that and finish it off with a taco boat w/flag desert.....if u buy this cd immediately go play in traffic afterwards with the cd in ur hands...and if u own this cd already idk wut to tell u throw in the rap towel immediately i guess is the most appropriate thing... peace 1 bitchez

I HATE 2 BRAG

"hallo?"
'hello?'
"hallo?"
'hello?'
"let me speak to Def Jef"
'who's calling?'
"I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, MUSTY UNDERARM ODOR-BREF! I wanna talk to Def Jef. Last song he did with Shaq, Shaq was being braggadocious. I want Shaq to be braggadocious all the way. Know what I'm sayin?"

Once again it's time to get braggadocious
The tall human being, that's right...Shaqatocious (????)
Check out my lyrical slam-slam
Watch me flim-flam flam (???)
I freefrak the kleeklak (WTF????)
I bibbideebishda bam bam (?????????)

Honkeys sleepin on my skillz
Magic pay me millz, and my billz
Now I should move to Beverly Hills? Nuh uh.
Now I'm tokin'
Backboards are broken
I grab the cords of the mic and start chokin
Like I...CAN'T BREAVE...runnin outta BREF
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you know what I give up nothing he says is intelligible, someone finish this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoZoaYOVcn0

I treat you like Spielberg

YOU GET JUR-ASS-KICKED IN DA PARK

best thread

this album even brought Phife Dawg down to "bodily function/stank" level.

this is dire:

Never was a herb, kick you to the curb
There's more to my attitude than the city of Johannesburg
Styles are mean but this year they're even meaner
Carrying chips on my shoulder, so call me Sarafina
Guarantee [?] Martin
Pissin' and a-fartin'
Mess around with this and you'll be on a milk carton

it's so bad this dude went on Amazon and reviewed it and the title of his review was "PISSIN' AND A FARTIN?"

lmao

i think my favorite thing about this record is the fu-schnickens collab, it's just so weird it kinda works

it's really dope! and Shaq doesn't have to do much but keep the train coasting to the finish line. and the song works just fine without his verse too lol.

lead me years later to acquire both Fu Schnick albums, which are fun.

I can do Chip-Fu's verse but it helps to have a hype man to let you breathe.

that's impressive !

just looking now and diamond d produced two tracks on "nervous breakdown" (one of which is "sneakin up on ya" — a boom bap CLASSIC)

which reminds me that i've been meaning to make a diamond d mixtape but dropped the ball. maybe time to reboot that. do a series, call it MXTP and charge $15 / month, any interest ?

only if we get to suggest what vibes we like and then u curate and send us a mixtape based on something mildly tangential to that vibe we said we liked!

also can DJ Drama scream all over each track?

yes but only for the folks whose favorite rock duo is hall & oates

bj—

you gotta put the ras kass 'soul on ice' remix and 'the hiatus' remix on your diamond d playlist! there's also an outkast remix he did that's pretty good, too.

also, something funny about shaq's third album, you can't stop the reign: it was the first thing to have featured rakim in many years at that point. think about all the potential guest appearances that rakim missed in those years. it's crazy that the person to have brought rakim out of (unofficial) retirement was fucken shaq of all people. i imagine shaq spent a lot of money on that verse.

wasn't Biggie on one of the songs too?

one thing that I really liked about Shaq's albums is he took the v important step of reminding us that he played basketball

xp this one ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPWdeDqs9wM

that's the one!

also xp to neanderthal— yes, biggie was on the same track iirc.