― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― brains (cerybut), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 02:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Keith McD (Keith McD), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 02:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― derrick (derrick), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― schnell schnell, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Klaus Borchardt, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― schnell schnell, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jerry (Jerry), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
A few great forgotten ones: Men at Work "Overkill," Laura Branigan "Solitaire," Kix "The Itch," Atlanta Rhythm Section "Imaginary Lover," Alan O'Day "Undercover Angel," Bruce Springsteen and/or Manfred Mann "Blinded by the Light," Leo Sayer "When I Need You."
― chuck, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― The Knitter, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
Green Day, "Longview"
― chuck, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ken taylrr, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
the wake "solo project" is very funny too.
― kieron, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― kieron, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― bflaska, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
i don't think i do squint, actually. I'll ask the wife.
― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
Regarding "Oops".....read the lyrics!
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― janni (janni), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Reg Deadman, Friday, 14 February 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― guava, Thursday, 6 March 2003 05:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 6 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
― pete b. (pete b.), Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― your null fame (yournullfame), Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― john fail (cenotaph), Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Ice baby, I saw your girlfriend and she's eatin' her fingers like they're just another meal but she waits there in the levee wash mixing cocktails with her plastic-tipped cigar."
Uhhhh... yeah!
― Evan (Evan), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 21 March 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
CHORUS:And solitaire's the only game in townand every road that takes him takes him downwhile life goes on around him everywherehe's playing solitaire
And keeping to himself he plays the gamewithout her love, it always ends the sameand by himself it's easy to pretendhe'll never love againA little hope goes up in smokejust how it goes, goes without sayingThere was a man, a lonely manwho would command the hand he's playing
― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Friday, 21 March 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://freespace.virgin.net/stephen.theobald/lyrics_winkerssong.txt
He was actually Doc Cox from That's Life y'know - what ever would Esther have said if she'd found out?
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anna Rose, Friday, 21 March 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 22 March 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Saturday, 22 March 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
...well, it references masturbation.. heh heh "rhythmically admired.." heh heh
― kyle, Sunday, 23 March 2003 10:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 24 March 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 11 August 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link
Devo - Uncontrollable Urge
is about masturbation, though I can't get it.
― zeus, Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Billy Pilgrim (Billy Pilgrim), Thursday, 11 August 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link
Never noticed "Sleeping Late" by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show until now, but it definitely fits:
Sometimes I'm embarrassed by devious thoughts When I'm undercover let me never get caught Crazy notions begin with that old devil grin on my face We're such a disgrace, me and my pillow-case
Sleeping late, sleeping late Sleeping late, sleeping late
The blissful state of sleeping late has been known to compensate And sometimes even stimulate I for one appreciate, sleeping late Ain't it great sleeping late
― xhuxk, Sunday, 9 December 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link
April Wine - "Rock Myself to Sleep" from the Fright Night OST.
I had no idea there was a music video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7rbHmRq-SA
― Nate Carson, Sunday, 9 December 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Battles - "Atlas"
― stephen, Sunday, 9 December 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, i always assumed Willie and the Hand Jive was about wanking......
― sonofstan, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Charlotte Hatherley, "Roll Over & Let It Go"
― The Reverend, Monday, 10 December 2007 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Motorhead - "Vibrator" come on, people...
― Chelvis, Monday, 10 December 2007 05:40 (sixteen years ago) link
no, You come on people!
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Incredible String Band, When You Find Out Who You Are
Remember young man of the time when your love stick First rose free between your legs Like a growing tree
... stupid lyric
― Tom D., Monday, 10 December 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link
The Beautiful South, "Tonight I Fancy Myself"
― DavidM, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Juice on the Loose -- Rose Tattoo
― Gorge, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Ritchie Valens "Ohh My Head"
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link
God Bullies - Artificial Insemination by Aliens: "I must have killed millions and millions of babies with my bare hands..." :D
― ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I just had a revelation with Webb Pierce's "Walking the Dog":
I'm walking the dog and I'm never blue I'm walking the dog, I ain't thinkin' 'bout you I don't need no one to tie me down I'm walking the dog and I'm paintin' the town Such an easy life, I never knew until the day that I left you Well I'm a carefree lad that's seen the light I'm walking the dog all the day and all night
brilliant euphemism
― hawth, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Silver Bullet - 20 Seconds To Com(ply)
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link
(j/k)
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
The Flaming Lips - "The Southern Oklahoma Cosmic Trigger Contest" (the best masturbation song ever)
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Circle Jerks - "What's Your Problem?"
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
.38 special - hold on loosely
vh1 told me that too!
― Emily Bjurnhjam, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 00:59 (sixteen years ago) link
P!nk - "U + Ur Hand"
― LeRooLeRoo, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link
if the Meat Puppets merged with ex members of the Beatles would they be the Meat Beatles?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Finger 11 + Bangles=Fingerbangles
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link
"The Southern Oklahoma Cosmic Trigger Contest" - I'm assuming, then, that "Keep the Cosmic Trigger Happy" by The Super Furry Animals is a reference to this?
― Pillbox, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"Keep the Cosmic Trigger Happy" came first.
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link
that's what she said
― Pillbox, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Faith No More, "Epic"
― gabbneb, Friday, 14 December 2007 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link
or is that too obv?
Toby Keith, "Pump Jack"
― xhuxk, Monday, 7 April 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Presidents of The USA- "Peaches"
I took a little nap where the roots all twist Squished a rotten peach in my fist And dreamed about you woman
― mizzell, Monday, 7 April 2008 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Rattlesnake Shake by Fleetwood Mac
― zaxxon25, Monday, 7 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Courtney Barnett, "Lance Jr."Victoria Monét, "Ten New Friends"
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Monday, 12 March 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link
'And when she asks me, which one I love the best?I tear open my shirt and I show "Rosie" on my chest'
― Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 March 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
Size 14: "Claire Danes Poster"Zebrahead: "Playmate of The Year"
― ...some of y'all too woke to function (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 March 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
OMG what about the brilliant 'Softcore' by Maurice & the Cliches? "She's got a birthmark that looks just like a staple. She's from New Jersey- she wants to be an actress.."
― Migdalia Amygdala (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link
guys eyes - animal collective
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 05:37 (six years ago) link
Charli XCX - Body Of My Ownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Va-6_60-gg
Lights outSo highAll aloneI've got a body of my own
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:06 (six years ago) link
Sondre Lerche - "Single-Hand Affairs"
Brilliant premise; - he and his girl meet up for a date, hit it off well, but don't hook up; they leave separately and go to their respective homes, where they both wank whilst thinking about each other...
I just noticed his new album is called Solo Pleasure, but it's not about ~that~.
― Lee626, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:31 (six years ago) link
Animal Collective actually don't have any songs about masturbation, they're just wank.
― Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link
lol
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
Lady Gaga - "Dancin' in Circles"
― growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link
a good subthread or subtopic would be "songs that use dancing as a metaphor for masturbation"
― flappy bird, Friday, 21 September 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link
This thread reminds me of myself as a kid, explaining sotto voce, to the counselor who ran the camp radio station, what the song "She Bop" was about (back when this was still relatively fresh information).
― growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link
Toni Braxton’s “Another Sad Love Song”. Or it could really be about obsessive radio listening during car drives, like it says on the tin, in which case I’m terribly sorry (as is the insistent drum pattern).
― breastcrawl, Saturday, 22 September 2018 08:12 (five years ago) link
"Captain Jack," of course.
And for flappy bird, "Get Into the Groove":
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself / Tonight I want to dance with someone else.
― I've moped on a moped and cooed with a coed (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 22 September 2018 10:49 (five years ago) link
Rattlesnake Shake by Fleetwood Mac― zaxxon25, Monday, April 7, 2008 4:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― zaxxon25, Monday, April 7, 2008 4:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
And Rattlesnake Shake by Motley Crue!
Got the rattleSnake wants to spitCall 9-7-6 and let my hand do the rest
― how's life, Saturday, 22 September 2018 10:49 (five years ago) link
Holding My Own - the darkness
― calstars, Saturday, 22 September 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link
Pictures of Lily by the Who, of course
― Dr X O'Skeleton, Sunday, 23 September 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link