Holiday Popcorn Tins: The Tinnening

I just saw a newspaper article where workers in a factory that put tons of synthetic butter flavoring onto popcorn were suing the company for exposing them to toxic substance (i.e. the butter flavor) without proper training or protective equipment. The workers were all getting chronic illnesses.

i can't believe it's not cancer

a friend brought one of these into the office yesterday. the flavor choices: caramel, cheese, and (wait for it) bacon cheese ranch. urgh.

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when the apocalypse comes, all that will be left will be cockroaches and tins of popcorn.

"simulacra"? you've gone too far, "chad"

These are all bad, and therefore enjoyable in a sick way. I'm voting for the cheez variety, though, since it is not only bad, but also makes a huge mess on your fingers.

if butter wins i will eat my hat

without butter, roxy!

yes

if butter wins, i will eat my hat, without butter

(voting butter)

(synthbutter? nylobutter?)

Nothing personal, you understand, I'm merely starved for entertainment.

PS: is your hat made of popcorn?

I will make a seperate poll for you, the viewer, to decide which of my hats I will eat, should butter win.

fuck eating a hat

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tehresa otm

*applauds*

guessing gabbneb voted butter on this

i don't understand this poll

^above and beyond

isn't the point to be able to switch between them every time you reach in?

it just occured to me: do some people remove the cardboard seperator from the center and let the popcorn styles mix freely?!

^yes and those people should be murdered