Jesus Fucking Christ: evangelical bigwig opposed gay marriage "because it takes the dirt and danger out of clandestine sex with rent-a-men"

"Gay prostitute" too bulky; "male whore" is much more better to say.

Whoops! Shame on me for giving up on that one days ago...

Trayce, I know nada about the facts in this one but the fact that he stepped down before it went any further suggests that where there's smoke there's, er, fire.

xpost - I thought it was an ephebic 49

WHO?!!?!

No, no, that's the first thing I thought too.

hmmm...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38691000/jpg/_38691859_swaggart238.jpg

xpost

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2006/1102/20061102_032450_ol02haggard_300.jpg

Like there's some way of telling if somebody is gay or not!

http://media.graytvinc.com/images/haggard.jpg

put these on these on, they give you gaydar!

naaah

http://wonkette.com/politics/ted-haggard/ted-haggard-admits-something-212200.php

hahaha. Does he actually do the "yo man, what you got?"

ha ha to extended tongues, too:

http://www.evangelicalright.com/TedHaggard.jpg

wicked xpost

i dunno man, jimmy had sex with a woman for pay. that's probably far more forgiveable to these homophobes.

oh bring it on.

TEH GAY MENACE VS TEH FUNDIE MENACE. GAY MENACE WINS.

please.

hopefully for the slightly more reasonable it might lead to the revelation I KNOW AND LIKE LOTSA GAY WHO ARE PRETENDING TO NOT BE GAYS BECAUSE OF MY PREJUDICE!

these uber-homophobes' broken gaydar points to their comically villainous mental image of teh gays.

it's like a hair's-breadth away from being an annoying sidekick character on a kid's cartoon

Sounds like a name for an NPC orc.

Thrall, Garrosh, Narth... yeah, that could work.

Best campaign ever!

more slash fiction, I see.

OTM. Really hard to read. Congratulations on making it all about about you, dudes.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Marthshadowdragon.jpg

OTM. Really hard to read. Congratulations on making it all about about you, dudes.

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:15 PM

^

Yeah, I read about a paragraph and a half of that before cringing away.

The escort's tall, swarthy soon-to-be ex-boyfriend sits on the couch in front of the TV set. When he sees the reporters, he darts into a bedroom like a startled fish and doesn't reappear.

Or maybe "like a dude who doesn't want any part of Woodward and Bernstein here."

"swarthy"

The two reporters look pretty smart and might have a splendid career in what's left of journalism as we know it (if they drop the Nora Ephron-Carl Bernstein act), but count me now in the sorry-I-asked category now that MNT has released this info.

Rekers is doubling down:

'I am immediately resigning my membership in NARTH to allow myself the time necessary to fight the false media reports that have been made against me. With the assistance of a defamation attorney, I will fight these false reports because I have not engaged in any homosexual behavior whatsoever. I am not gay and never have been.'

Meanwhile, your NARTH dream team. Rekers still listed there.

"You know, that's really the core issue here," he added. "I bought the drugs to enhance masturbation. Because what crystal meth does--Mike taught me this--crystal meth makes it so you don't ejaculate soon. So you can watch porn and masturbate for a long time."

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/ted_haggard_im_probably_what_the_kids_call_bisexual.php?ref=fpb

man, antidepressants do that too, but I have never heard of anyone taking them recreationally.

really? um yeah that happens

headline for the ages

I think you can take it for granted that anything that requires a prescription has been taken recreationally by somebody

ppl have taken SSRIs for the Mystery of the Missing Ejaculation side effect? I guess...that...could happen.

JINKIES

well I dunno about that specific effect but yes I have been around people who did SSRIs for fun

lol @ "Mystery of the Missing Ejaculation." pretty otm :/

I think you can take it for granted that anything that requires a prescription has been taken recreationally by somebody

i take recreational ventolin, i just love the lightness of lung it gives me

hey for some people drug taking is an end in and of itself.

News Flash! After being treated by his church the same way he gladly treated others while he was leading his church, Ted Haggard now professes: "I used to think the church was the light of the world. But I've completely lost my faith in it." There's nothing like being handed the dirty end of the stick to discover that it's dirty.

I forgot to include this amazing photo of Haggard and his family:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/TUg3aZ_BjbI/AAAAAAABAJo/4T3aPS9DmFU/s1600/TedHaggardFamily.jpg

Awwww!

When Haggard resigned, Roose reports, he signed a separation agreement, drafted by a board of overseers appointed by the church, which "required him to cut off all contact with members of the church, stay away from the media, perform no ministry-related work, and move his family out of Colorado."

aaaaand... bump

http://gawker.com/5531027/the-virulent-anti+gay-activist-who-brought-a-rentboy-to-europe-updated

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 00:41 (1 year ago)

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/US/06/07/sissy.boy.experiment/index.html?iref=NS1

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-big-questions/201106/homophobic-men-most-aroused-gay-male-porn&r=

and here we go again (not evangelical afaik, just no-on-marriage)

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/08/anti-gay_marriage_state_rep_accused_of_offering_young_male_money_for_sex.php

The young man told The Star that they met, but that he tried to leave after the man told him he was a state lawmaker. He said the lawmaker at first told him he could not leave, grabbed him in the rear, exposed himself to the young man and then later gave him an iPad, BlackBerry cellphone and $100 cash to keep quiet.

wait, does he just keep iPads and Blackberrys in his car? not a bad haul

Meantime, back to being Haggard:

http://gawker.com/5842492/ted-haggard-to-appear-on-celebrity-wife-swap

saw Jesus Camp yesterday. ted comes across as a total fake in it. the scene where he insults a kid to his face is unbelievable.

What not to do:

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/arizona_sheriff_rocked_by_accusations_of_alleged_immigrant_ex_boyfriend.php

the quote marks in this thread title annoy me

he facricated the quote

Haha

http://media.phoenixnewtimes.com/7645572.28.jpg

http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/2012/02/18/20120218live-paul-babeu.html

live press conference

Also: Conservative Houston talk show host causes hit and run outside gay bar after attending drag show, identified by witnesses and hit & run victim, police and DA do nothing: http://www.click2houston.com/news/Video-shows-talk-show-host-inside-gay-bar-on-night-of-hit-and-run/-/1735978/8796136/-/70wedp/-/

weird and troubling. assume that once this becomes a national story, they'll notice that, hey, turns out there were a few witnesses after all!

STRONG AND CALIENTE

Buzzed Body

sweet tribal bro

Hey, ol' Ted just got one-upped, and in the same city even.

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/01/27/springs-pastor-arrested-for-kidnapping-robbery-impersonating-police/

Can't believe we're only bumping this once a year. Seems like same old same old by now.

http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/05/19/hypocrite-anti-gay-pastor-exposed-as-top-who-likes-to-cuddle-on-grindr/

This Duggar thing almost belongs in here too.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/05/21/josh-duggar-apologizes-resigns-from-family-research-council-amid-molestation-allegations/?wprss=rss_style