brett favre is having fun

"hey erica heres a dick for your mangina lol"

dolf wick

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

http://deadspin.com/5659474/

Why is this surprising? He's Brett Favre. He doesn't know when to quit.

where do i start a petition to have bretts dick shots be the cover of madden 2012

therefore cursing him with erectile dysfunction in 2013

I'm pretty sure I'm the only Brett fan here, but can I just say fuck Kris Jenkins for kicking a man when he's down?

Also, from cursory glances I think Brett and I are very similarly, err, sized, so, erm, solidarity, old man!!

That'll be on my list of "things I wish I never posted to ILNFL"

also on my list of "things I wish I never read on ILNFL"

Pix or it never happened

let's pretend it never happened

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1245227615_colin_farrel.gif

"bcuz it would technically be potential sexual assault of an employee of his team"

i guess i wasn't clear that this was an unwanted advance; really haven't been reading more than headlines on the story for fear of learning TOO MUCH

Anyone who views this Jenn Sterger character as anything but a transparent, empty-headed opportunist is giving her way too much credit. And now, of course every massage therapist who's ever been on the Jets payroll is courageously 'coming forward' to get their names in the press ($$$$$). This is totally the worst kinda witch hunt, dudes, come on.

rmde rmde

xpost so are you saying he didn't send her cock shots or are you saying you don't like her?

omg what a "witch hunt" for poor ppl who just want to send cock shots to women!

"She was asking for it! Look at how she was dressed!"

Gimme a break. Let he who has never sent a cock shot via pic message cast the first stone.

Seriously, though, kinda fail to see the big deal here. I'm ashamed at Favre for steppin' out on his poor wife (or trying to), but beyond that, this just doesn't seem newsworthy to me at all.

jesus christ

first of all, it's fucked up from the start for any man to send multiple unsolicited photos of his penis to a woman. this is sexual harassment. there's also a disgusting power dynamic in play, where favre, being a famous qb, thinks it's okay to sexually harass multiple female employees (if the accusations from the massage therapist are true) because he's the qb, and the women are objects of the team, and by proxy him. he obviously thought there were no consequences to him completely perving on pretty much any woman he came in contact with.

not to mention that to be all "well jenn sterger is a model who dresses sexily!" is, as poly points out, the same mindset as saying that rape victims in short skirts were asking for it. and if you actually believe that, than all i can say is fuck you.

Gimme a break. Let he who has never sent a cock shot via pic message cast the first stone.

OK, I'll be glad to. Brett Favre is a human hamburger, a sexual harrasser, a redneck cro-mag without the raising to know right from wrong or the brain cells to remember it for more than ten minutes if he ever has it explained to him.

this is more likely to keep him in the league for another 5 years to 'earn back his pride' than to shame him into retirement

i do not have the strength to sit through tearful brett favre press conferences about this

xpost That clearly isn't what I'm saying at all - what I'm saying is that if she hadn't spurned him, this would have been considered (an admittedly icky) courtship. Not the kind I traffic in, mind you, but courtship nonetheless. The fact is she wasn't interested, and instead of respecting a man's privacy and relegating this to a giggle with friends at dumbass's expense, she uses it as social currency. I think that's the mark of an extremely fucked up person. Give her the benefit of the doubt all you want, but you may wanna get off your histrionic high horse a bit, dude. There are two sides etc etc etc.

are you seriously defending the right to send dickpix?

what are your opinions on flashers?

the romantic soul in action

what I'm saying is that if she hadn't spurned him, this would have been considered (an admittedly icky) courtship.

i...don't understand the point of this observation.

"spurned"?

As in, she clearly wasn't interested. That's all I mean.

just a bit of courtin', let's be cool

8--->~~~

if SBs could fly that guy would be an airport

really the only way this doesnt make favre look like a supercrepe fuckstick is if it turns out not to be true. anything other than that is frankly a bunch of handwaving

Airport makes a good argument. How do you know if a chick wants to see your wang or not unless you show it to her?

This is why most men would be wise to never wear pants.

that is his argument as far as i can tell!

what if Brett wanted all of us to see his dong and had trouble finding all of our phone numbers

somethin 2 think baout

it's like submitting a resume for a job interview, really.

airport, if your girlfriend or wife had every dude in her office sending her emails and text messages with photos of their cocks and were walking up to her desk and whipping their dicks out, i hope you wouldn't say "well honey, how are they supposed to know if you don't want it?" when she complains to you about it

lol daniel

i do not have the strength to sit through tearful brett favre press conferences about this

Oh I don't know, a world where Brett Favre is on television crying about dickpix sounds kind of hilarious to me (aside from the sexual harassment)

airport, if your girlfriend or wife had every dude in her office sending her emails and text messages with photos of their cocks and were walking up to her desk and whipping their dicks out, i hope you wouldn't say "well honey, how are they supposed to know if you don't want it?" when she complains to you about it

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 9, 2010 5:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol, like this guy has a girlfriend or wife

did my temp thread ban not work or what, idgi

btw it's amazing how everything is just falling into place like clockwork w/r/t "waffling retirements, incredible late-career success, leading to incredibly embarrassing and sleazy schadenfreude," with favre following the roger clemens script line-by-line.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/11/ryan-longwell-says-brett-favre-cried-as-he-apologized-to-teammates/

from sterger's lawyer:

Reese has said his client "did not provide Deadspin with any information." And a Deadspin editor said it paid a third party for the material and acknowledged it's possible the man who sent the voice mails and photos may not be Favre.

so she didn't bring it public, deadspin did....so is she still a lying whore airport?

god this season is so fucking stupid.

this is what we get for getting favre, all bad karma :(

only randy can redeem us.

I think I'm gonna take a one hour layover at lying whore airport on my way home for thanksgiving

Love the food court there!

The problem with lying whore airport is that most of the time the planes just lay there.