also illegal under laws where you're not allowed to expose yourself to people
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS A SEX CRIME THAT TOOK PLACE IN NEW YORK CITY
http://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://mimg.ugo.com/200805/25183/stabler-benson.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpg
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
chung chung
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/favrespeaks.jpg
― I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah this is gonna be on every dick wolf show in some form.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
every dick wolf show didja say?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
with his graying beard & predilection towards sending camera phone photos of his penis, you could say that it's brett favre who's actually DICK WOLF
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
loooooooooool
― horseshoe, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
also gross this whole thread has turned so gross curse u, brett "dick wolf" favre
wolf dick
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
wonder if Favre sent a dick pic to Mangini. this would clear some things up in my mind.
― browns zero loss (brownie), Friday, 8 October 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
"hey erica heres a dick for your mangina lol"
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
dolf wick
― call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
http://deadspin.com/5659474/
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Why is this surprising? He's Brett Favre. He doesn't know when to quit.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 October 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
where do i start a petition to have bretts dick shots be the cover of madden 2012
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Saturday, 9 October 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
therefore cursing him with erectile dysfunction in 2013
― ('_') (omar little), Saturday, 9 October 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure I'm the only Brett fan here, but can I just say fuck Kris Jenkins for kicking a man when he's down?
Also, from cursory glances I think Brett and I are very similarly, err, sized, so, erm, solidarity, old man!!
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link
That'll be on my list of "things I wish I never posted to ILNFL"
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
also on my list of "things I wish I never read on ILNFL"
― I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Pix or it never happened
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
let's pretend it never happened
― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1245227615_colin_farrel.gif
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 9 October 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
"bcuz it would technically be potential sexual assault of an employee of his team"
i guess i wasn't clear that this was an unwanted advance; really haven't been reading more than headlines on the story for fear of learning TOO MUCH
― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyone who views this Jenn Sterger character as anything but a transparent, empty-headed opportunist is giving her way too much credit. And now, of course every massage therapist who's ever been on the Jets payroll is courageously 'coming forward' to get their names in the press ($$$$$). This is totally the worst kinda witch hunt, dudes, come on.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
rmde rmde
― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost so are you saying he didn't send her cock shots or are you saying you don't like her?
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link
omg what a "witch hunt" for poor ppl who just want to send cock shots to women!
"She was asking for it! Look at how she was dressed!"
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Saturday, 9 October 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Gimme a break. Let he who has never sent a cock shot via pic message cast the first stone.
Seriously, though, kinda fail to see the big deal here. I'm ashamed at Favre for steppin' out on his poor wife (or trying to), but beyond that, this just doesn't seem newsworthy to me at all.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus christ
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 9 October 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
first of all, it's fucked up from the start for any man to send multiple unsolicited photos of his penis to a woman. this is sexual harassment. there's also a disgusting power dynamic in play, where favre, being a famous qb, thinks it's okay to sexually harass multiple female employees (if the accusations from the massage therapist are true) because he's the qb, and the women are objects of the team, and by proxy him. he obviously thought there were no consequences to him completely perving on pretty much any woman he came in contact with.
not to mention that to be all "well jenn sterger is a model who dresses sexily!" is, as poly points out, the same mindset as saying that rape victims in short skirts were asking for it. and if you actually believe that, than all i can say is fuck you.
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 9 October 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, I'll be glad to. Brett Favre is a human hamburger, a sexual harrasser, a redneck cro-mag without the raising to know right from wrong or the brain cells to remember it for more than ten minutes if he ever has it explained to him.
― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
this is more likely to keep him in the league for another 5 years to 'earn back his pride' than to shame him into retirement
― iatee, Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i do not have the strength to sit through tearful brett favre press conferences about this
― horseshoe, Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost That clearly isn't what I'm saying at all - what I'm saying is that if she hadn't spurned him, this would have been considered (an admittedly icky) courtship. Not the kind I traffic in, mind you, but courtship nonetheless. The fact is she wasn't interested, and instead of respecting a man's privacy and relegating this to a giggle with friends at dumbass's expense, she uses it as social currency. I think that's the mark of an extremely fucked up person. Give her the benefit of the doubt all you want, but you may wanna get off your histrionic high horse a bit, dude. There are two sides etc etc etc.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
are you seriously defending the right to send dickpix?
― iatee, Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
what are your opinions on flashers?
― iatee, Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
the romantic soul in action
― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link
what I'm saying is that if she hadn't spurned him, this would have been considered (an admittedly icky) courtship.
i...don't understand the point of this observation.
― horseshoe, Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
"spurned"?
As in, she clearly wasn't interested. That's all I mean.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
just a bit of courtin', let's be cool
8--->~~~
― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
if SBs could fly that guy would be an airport
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
really the only way this doesnt make favre look like a supercrepe fuckstick is if it turns out not to be true. anything other than that is frankly a bunch of handwaving
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Saturday, 9 October 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Airport makes a good argument. How do you know if a chick wants to see your wang or not unless you show it to her?
This is why most men would be wise to never wear pants.
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
that is his argument as far as i can tell!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
what if Brett wanted all of us to see his dong and had trouble finding all of our phone numbers
somethin 2 think baout
― little puppy (jeff), Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like submitting a resume for a job interview, really.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
airport, if your girlfriend or wife had every dude in her office sending her emails and text messages with photos of their cocks and were walking up to her desk and whipping their dicks out, i hope you wouldn't say "well honey, how are they supposed to know if you don't want it?" when she complains to you about it
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link