brett favre is having fun

tequila + kickball sounds pretty rad tbf

guys honestly, everytime brett favre un-retires it's like an early christmas present for reasons such as this. the regular INTs are like the stocking stuffers, the playoff meltdowns, mangini "wtf" stuff, personal life drama are what's waiting under the tree.

http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/112.jpg

"sorry I sent you dickpics"

kind of hoping for King Missile to be played over the P/A

― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE),

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okay I was looking for sheepish Brett Favre pictures to continue the "sorry I sent you dickpics" theme and stumbled across this:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brett-favre-is-a-dick.jpg

http://ash1138.shackspace.com/SadFavre.jpg

uh to all of this

wow

keep turning the word "dickpics" over in my head

http://ash1138.shackspace.com/SadFavre.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Friday, October 8, 2010 3:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

please god, let there be a meme that this is the dick pic

why would the nfl be "looking into" allegations of favre sending dickpix? What's the deal exactly?

i personally think they're doing it for the lols

Sterger is a fascinatingly worthless narcissist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cUYE8Y_GuU

Amazing that Brett went through all this for this moron and didn't even get laid.

why would the nfl be "looking into" allegations of favre sending dickpix? What's the deal exactly?

― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Friday, October 8, 2010 4:23 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

bcuz it would technically be potential sexual assault of an employee of his team

that sending of the dick pic was the equivalent of favre desperately heaving the ball into triple coverage (on first down, with other men open, tie game, sudden death OT, at his opponent's 3 yard line)

Yeah this is super creepy and weird if true and I would presume illegal under anti-stalking laws.

also illegal under laws where you're not allowed to expose yourself to people

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS A SEX CRIME THAT TOOK PLACE IN NEW YORK CITY

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chung chung

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http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/favrespeaks.jpg

yeah this is gonna be on every dick wolf show in some form.

every dick wolf show didja say?

with his graying beard & predilection towards sending camera phone photos of his penis, you could say that it's brett favre who's actually DICK WOLF

loooooooooool

also gross this whole thread has turned so gross curse u, brett "dick wolf" favre

wolf dick

wonder if Favre sent a dick pic to Mangini. this would clear some things up in my mind.

"hey erica heres a dick for your mangina lol"

dolf wick

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

http://deadspin.com/5659474/

Why is this surprising? He's Brett Favre. He doesn't know when to quit.

where do i start a petition to have bretts dick shots be the cover of madden 2012

therefore cursing him with erectile dysfunction in 2013

I'm pretty sure I'm the only Brett fan here, but can I just say fuck Kris Jenkins for kicking a man when he's down?

Also, from cursory glances I think Brett and I are very similarly, err, sized, so, erm, solidarity, old man!!

That'll be on my list of "things I wish I never posted to ILNFL"

also on my list of "things I wish I never read on ILNFL"

Pix or it never happened

let's pretend it never happened

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1245227615_colin_farrel.gif

"bcuz it would technically be potential sexual assault of an employee of his team"

i guess i wasn't clear that this was an unwanted advance; really haven't been reading more than headlines on the story for fear of learning TOO MUCH

Anyone who views this Jenn Sterger character as anything but a transparent, empty-headed opportunist is giving her way too much credit. And now, of course every massage therapist who's ever been on the Jets payroll is courageously 'coming forward' to get their names in the press ($$$$$). This is totally the worst kinda witch hunt, dudes, come on.

rmde rmde

xpost so are you saying he didn't send her cock shots or are you saying you don't like her?

omg what a "witch hunt" for poor ppl who just want to send cock shots to women!

"She was asking for it! Look at how she was dressed!"

Gimme a break. Let he who has never sent a cock shot via pic message cast the first stone.

Seriously, though, kinda fail to see the big deal here. I'm ashamed at Favre for steppin' out on his poor wife (or trying to), but beyond that, this just doesn't seem newsworthy to me at all.

jesus christ

first of all, it's fucked up from the start for any man to send multiple unsolicited photos of his penis to a woman. this is sexual harassment. there's also a disgusting power dynamic in play, where favre, being a famous qb, thinks it's okay to sexually harass multiple female employees (if the accusations from the massage therapist are true) because he's the qb, and the women are objects of the team, and by proxy him. he obviously thought there were no consequences to him completely perving on pretty much any woman he came in contact with.

not to mention that to be all "well jenn sterger is a model who dresses sexily!" is, as poly points out, the same mindset as saying that rape victims in short skirts were asking for it. and if you actually believe that, than all i can say is fuck you.

Gimme a break. Let he who has never sent a cock shot via pic message cast the first stone.

OK, I'll be glad to. Brett Favre is a human hamburger, a sexual harrasser, a redneck cro-mag without the raising to know right from wrong or the brain cells to remember it for more than ten minutes if he ever has it explained to him.