kind of hoping for King Missile to be played over the P/A
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
oh hey goole btw we are doing Monday night football at Barrio in St. Paul. Every time brett whips out his dick, you have to do a shot of tequila tho so it could be a rough night.
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
adam schefter is having fun by the looks of it
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
jjj i am somewhat chagrined to announce here that i have a kickball game on monday night. but i'll see what i can do.
― goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
people who participate in athleticism instead of watching it on television in a bar worst kind of savages etc
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
participate in what now?
― goole, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
tequila + kickball sounds pretty rad tbf
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
guys honestly, everytime brett favre un-retires it's like an early christmas present for reasons such as this. the regular INTs are like the stocking stuffers, the playoff meltdowns, mangini "wtf" stuff, personal life drama are what's waiting under the tree.
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://a.espncdn.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/112.jpg
"sorry I sent you dickpics"
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE),
hahahaHAAAA
― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
okay I was looking for sheepish Brett Favre pictures to continue the "sorry I sent you dickpics" theme and stumbled across this:
http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brett-favre-is-a-dick.jpg
― I got yr comedy modding right here (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://ash1138.shackspace.com/SadFavre.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
uh to all of this
― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 8 October 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
wow
― horseshoe, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
keep turning the word "dickpics" over in my head
― horseshoe, Friday, 8 October 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, October 8, 2010 3:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
please god, let there be a meme that this is the dick pic
― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
why would the nfl be "looking into" allegations of favre sending dickpix? What's the deal exactly?
― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i personally think they're doing it for the lols
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Sterger is a fascinatingly worthless narcissist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cUYE8Y_GuU
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Amazing that Brett went through all this for this moron and didn't even get laid.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Friday, October 8, 2010 4:23 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
bcuz it would technically be potential sexual assault of an employee of his team
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
that sending of the dick pic was the equivalent of favre desperately heaving the ball into triple coverage (on first down, with other men open, tie game, sudden death OT, at his opponent's 3 yard line)
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah this is super creepy and weird if true and I would presume illegal under anti-stalking laws.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
also illegal under laws where you're not allowed to expose yourself to people
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS A SEX CRIME THAT TOOK PLACE IN NEW YORK CITY
http://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://mimg.ugo.com/200805/25183/stabler-benson.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/20jfclw.jpg
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
chung chung
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/favrespeaks.jpg
― I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Friday, 8 October 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah this is gonna be on every dick wolf show in some form.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
every dick wolf show didja say?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
with his graying beard & predilection towards sending camera phone photos of his penis, you could say that it's brett favre who's actually DICK WOLF
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
loooooooooool
― horseshoe, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
also gross this whole thread has turned so gross curse u, brett "dick wolf" favre
wolf dick
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
wonder if Favre sent a dick pic to Mangini. this would clear some things up in my mind.
― browns zero loss (brownie), Friday, 8 October 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
"hey erica heres a dick for your mangina lol"
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 8 October 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
dolf wick
― call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
http://deadspin.com/5659474/
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 October 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Why is this surprising? He's Brett Favre. He doesn't know when to quit.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 October 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
where do i start a petition to have bretts dick shots be the cover of madden 2012
― MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Saturday, 9 October 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
therefore cursing him with erectile dysfunction in 2013
― ('_') (omar little), Saturday, 9 October 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure I'm the only Brett fan here, but can I just say fuck Kris Jenkins for kicking a man when he's down?
Also, from cursory glances I think Brett and I are very similarly, err, sized, so, erm, solidarity, old man!!
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link
That'll be on my list of "things I wish I never posted to ILNFL"
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
also on my list of "things I wish I never read on ILNFL"
― I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Pix or it never happened
― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Saturday, 9 October 2010 03:34 (thirteen years ago) link
let's pretend it never happened
― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1245227615_colin_farrel.gif
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 9 October 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
"bcuz it would technically be potential sexual assault of an employee of his team"
i guess i wasn't clear that this was an unwanted advance; really haven't been reading more than headlines on the story for fear of learning TOO MUCH
― Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyone who views this Jenn Sterger character as anything but a transparent, empty-headed opportunist is giving her way too much credit. And now, of course every massage therapist who's ever been on the Jets payroll is courageously 'coming forward' to get their names in the press ($$$$$). This is totally the worst kinda witch hunt, dudes, come on.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
rmde rmde
― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost so are you saying he didn't send her cock shots or are you saying you don't like her?
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link