Top 529 eternal questions in popular music.

246. who the **ck are you?!

shit!248. who the **ck are you!?

249.What would you do if I sang out of tune,
250.Would you stand up and walk out on me.

251. And if while in the course of my duty, I perform an unfortunate take, would you punish me so unbelievably so?

252. Who is he?
253. And what is he to you?

254. How many licks does it take for me to hit the Tootsee Roll center of a break?

255. Why don't we live together?
256. Was that what it was?
257. Was it worth it?
258. Can you forgive her?
259. Do I have to?
260. How can you expect to be taken seriously?

261. is he trying to hide?

outdoor_miner adds feeling obvious

262. Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?

263. I hate to ask, but are friends electric?

264. How come U don't call me anymore?

I love this thread too much. One last burst for the night and I'm getting out of the way. This one is in the form of an incoherent dialogue!

265. How the hell'd we get here?
266. Who's driving your plane?
267. You know Frank Sinatra?
268. Oh, what shall we do with the funny little things?
269. Do you let them smoulder like paper in fire?
270. What was it to you that a man laid down his life for your love? Were those clear eyes of yours ever filled with the pain of tears of grief? Did you ever give yourself to one man in this whole world? Or did you love me, and will you find your way back one day to Xanadu?
271. Was that a parable or a very subtle joke?

272. Friends: how many of us have them?

273. What have you done to the mirror?
274. What have you done to the floor?
275. Can't I go nowhere without you?
276. Can't I leave you alone anymore?

277. Have you ever seen Dallas from a DC9 at night?
278. Have you seen your mother, Baby?
279. Why does love have to so sad?
280. Where the hell is Bill?
281. Are we ever going to have sex again?
282. Can I sleep in your arms?

283. Who's that peepin in my window?
284. Where you from? Who you with? Where you from? Who you with?

285. Do you take me for such a fool to think I'd make contact with the one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?
286. (you just sit around and ask for ashtrays) can't you reach?
287. Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?
288. What do doctors know about farms, pray tell?

289. Daddy, what does "regret" mean?

290. Hey, what's wrong with you?
291. Is this it?

Sorry, that last one didnt have a question mark. It was entitled "Is This It"

I'd replace it with "Say WHAT?" (B52s)

Well, it should have had a question mark. That sentence can't be anything but a question, it's not my fault if they can't write properly.

292 or 3.Do you know how it feels to be lonesome
293. or 294. Did you ever try to smile at some people (flying burritos)

outdoor_miner, outdoor miner was at 141 already

294. Who's gonna ride your wild horses?
295. Who's gonna drown in your blue sea?
296. Who's gonna fall at the foot of thee?

297. Ullo John, got a new motor?
298. What's that switch over there for?
299. Didn't you kill my brother?

300. Do you like good music?

301. How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
302. What need have I for this?
303. What need have I for that?
304. Hvorfor er du så svak?
305. How do we solve a problem like Maria?
306. What have the done to the rain?
307. Vill ni höra mer?
308. Pappa, varför är du inte hemma?
309. Peace Sells... But who's buying?
310. So far, so good, so what?
311. Why do they call me Mr. Happy?
312. Dumb dog, why are you following me?

oh wait, 310 is an exclamation, not a question.

new 310 then: Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?

313. Is this the only way to get through to you?

314. Can you feel it?
315. Are you ready to be heartbroken?

(as san jose has been in twice)

is this the way to amarillo?

317. What's new, pussycat?
318. Oh why was I so careless with that basket of mine?

319. Who's the black private dick that's a sex-machine to all the chicks? (etc)

320. Where did our love go?
321. Is it real? Is it fake? Is this game of life a mistake?
322. Mama, mama, mama can you hear me?

323: Did you ever see a woman coming out of New York City with a frog in her haind?

324 :Why can't i touch it?

325. What's another word for pirate treasure?

326. Is she really going out with him?

327. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

328. What are you doing New Year's Eve?

330. Is that a real poncho, or is that a Sears poncho?
331. How 'bout you, Fauna? You wanna?

326. Is she really going out with him?
See 67
327. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
See 133

329. Do you really want to hurt me?

330. Can your pussy do the dog?

331. Where you going with the mask I found?

332. What's that blue thing doing here?

333. What is it good for?

324 :Why can't i touch it?
see 127
326. Is she really going out with him?
see 67

332. Girl, do I do, what you do, when I do my love to you...baby?

333. Say, Captain?
334. Say wot?

335. Who's makin' love to your old lady, while you was out makin' love?

336. Who's that girl?