bruno mars got arrested for cocaine possession

what a dickface

― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, September 26, 2010 1:36 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0

nothing says "lazy" like an elaborately choreographed music video

http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/6f6/675706329_1631528.gif

Heard this song on the radio in the car with friends and everyone cracked up in disbelief. The "have some nice sex" line got called "like something Borat would say."

The sex part comes across really awkwardly. Just doesn't seem lazy enough. Not to mention the P90X.

this is probably the worst song of the year other than maybe david guetta's new single w/ flo rida and nicki minaj

The sex part comes across really awkwardly. Just doesn't seem lazy enough. Not to mention the P90X.

did you not catch that the 2nd verse is full of non-lazy things he's resolving to do the following day

very important piece of information as it pertains to this song that we should be paying close attention to

i'm saying

xxpost thought i had something wrong there... though it did take me three listens before i caught that "tomorrow".

Guy is a dickhead

otm but you're the guy who just listened to his song 3 times :-/

OK Fine, then his career may be at halt for some time. Lady Gaga, Robyn and even David Guetta all have a much more positive influence on current chartpop than Bruno Mars does with his way too compressed long-bassnotes-and-drummer-going-bananas-like-crazy-style, so that is probably just a good thing.

buring in hell
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01Zn2fO5zP4BG/x610.jpg

This song was on non-stop rotation on the Jawaiian station in Hononlulu about 6 months ago.

These were the other ones that we'd hear 10+ times a day:

Ho'Okoa - Ups & Downs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo8l9c280ZU

J Boog - Let's Do It Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZQr0jdUJ5A

I was at a coffeehouse playing top-40 radio yesterday, and every song for a good half-hour or more was written, co-written, or performed by Bruno Mars.

he's the smokey robinson of talentless cokeheads in porkpie hats

this story is so shocking to me, people on coke usually make such great music

In the current Pop landscape of futuristic super villains with drum machines, Bruno Mars is just very bland.

http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/6f6/675706329_1631528.gif

yay!
― call all destroyer, Monday, September 20, 2010 10:45 PM (1 year ago)

I'd do anythang for ya
I'd carry a gram for ya
Put it straight up my nose for ya

Sad. His Sesame Street performance gets heavy rotation in my house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uSn9zXlTw

i felt actually kind of pissed at myself today to realize that i was telling "it will rain" grow on me

he seems kind of psyched about getting arrested

― juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Monday, September 20, 2010 6:51 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats prob the cocaine imo

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Monday, September 20, 2010 6:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this just cracked me up again

Wait, did he get arrested again? Go to jail? I'm confused.

i think in 'lazy song' he's saying he's waking up late to p90x, like, the infomercials that are on in that time between mid-morning and mid-afternoon that lazy people wake up.

i kind of like his stupid songs

Bruno Mars clears up Vegas cocaine possession case

2 grams of coke, didn't show for the hearing = $2000 and community service
This is totally common

New Bruno album is 90% amazing

bowie and lilo did their best work on coke too

yeah i revived another Bruno thread already but totally fuck w/ this album

Cant even bring myself to try

other than the fact that the 2 best-sounding songs are about gold diggin' womens the album is pretty refreshingly devoid of the kind of missteps that generally put people off bruno mars

It's only 35 minutes, I played it twice today

I quite like the new single, it sounds very Police inspired. Not sure I can ever forgive him for The Lazy Song though.

yeah this album is actually quite strong. the only track i don't like is "gorilla" b/c the image of bruno mars doing it like a gorilla is slightly repulsive to me but hooray for the other tracks

if i don't fux with the single is there any chance i'll like this?

sure, nothing else on the album is like "locked out of heaven" at all

"treasure" is really good although it doesn't sound like a radio hit. his voice still sounds like someone trying to impress judges on "american idol" which kinda ruins it for me, but there's shockingly good moments on this album. i wish the chorus of "locked out of heaven" was more rewarding. the verses are great though.

i really really love the bridge of locked out of heaven because, like, for a Police rip to suddenly do Stewart Copeland quarter-notes on the bell of the ride cymbal is like a Weird Al-level attention to detail.

i also hear The Romantics' "Talking in your sleep"

locked outta heaven is incredible.

i know right

h8 him for singing "your sex takes me to paradise" in a Sting voice

for 8 hours at a time

like the song, hate the voice

i tried! i just, i can't. his voice annoys me so much

positive to you and many others obviously, but I'd prefer hiphop, r'n'b, and I guess Bruno Mars style rhythms

Lol I was quoting rongroe from upthread