the progressive girl

yes, it's a satire site

there was a good article in the NYT recently about how they fooled some actual crazy christian writer into letting them syndicate her column along with their bogus ones

Haha that's awesome

don't feel like a maroon. i think there has been a fair amount of debate whether or not that was the case.

xxpost

aw thanks Will

no prob. thanks k3vin k. i had not seen the NYT article.

i wanted to do a t/s thread between flo and the education connection girl but she's already got one

Education Connection vs FreeCreditReport.com commercials

no prob. thanks k3vin k. i had not seen the NYT article.

― hypnosis is the reason some Jewish people backed him → (will), Sunday, October 3, 2010 2:31 PM (36 minutes ago)

well it was more a profile piece with what i mentioned as a funny ancdote - here's the article http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/04/us/04beliefs.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=christ%20wire&st=cse

She was on House and revealed that she probably doesn't have much of a career beyond those commercials.

have a crush on this lady tbqf

did not know she was on mad men.

I totally signed up for Progressive auto insurance just because that guy gave $3 million to the Marijuana Policy Project. That was honestly the only reason I went with them.

!

He gave a lot of $$$ to other causes I like, too.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/peterlewis.asp

As far as insurance *mascots* go, I think this guy is a much better Halloween costume:

http://www.thegeneral.com/images/theGeneral.gif

fwiw, the Buffett Foundation has been sponsoring a contraception awareness campaign in Iowa and a few other states ("Avoid the Stork"). So some Geico money is going to decent places, too.

Shows up on Glitter in the Garbage:

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/episode-4-stephanie-courtney-ron-morehouse-sam-pancake

Did not know she was/is a Groundling.

http://twitter.com/#!/ochocinco/status/56168984344670208

Retweeted by iLikeDonks and others

iDonks would be an odd soulja boy related amalgamation

there was a time when I told everyone who would listen that she was the blonde doctor from Scrubs, and but I got a closer look and man do I feel stupid

lol

a couple of months ago my brother was telling me an amusing anecdote about his 7th grade math tutor, and after his story was over he casually says, as just an afterthought, "and a couple months after she left the school I recognize her as the lady in those progressive commercials," at which point I flip out and yell "FLO!?!??! Your teacher was Flo???"

lol

what made it classic was that, prior to that twist at the end, the story he told couldn't have been any more of a 6/10, things you tell your brother in traffic kind of anecdote

Flo's down with Booger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHmrHQBYbyg&feature=youtu.be

http://www.youtube.com/embed/pEHxtbPyR5g

maybe this'll work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pEHxtbPyR5g

i guess i no longer know how to embed youtube on ilx...

one last try:

http://youtu.be/pEHxtbPyR5g

haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEHxtbPyR5g

I dream about Flo every night. I think about her during the day. I can imagine nailing all her holes. I want to cornhole her so hard that her eyes pop out. I also want Flo to sit on my face so I can work tongue magic on her progressive pussy. God, I hope she is a screamer! I want to make Flo eat the Geico lizzard! A good commercial would be Flo pleasuring herself with the Geico lizzard and talking dirty!

jamaljamal85 1 month ago

That is surely the end of the internet right there.

I think I started at the end and am working my way back to the beginning

Cartoon Flo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he3cMiZVq0o

Buffy's a fan

i'm not

You're not Buffy.

the matt taibbi quote about flo copied in the second or third post on this thread is creepy and gross.

If you watch the clip, Buffy makes glaring error calling into question her fandom tho.

Matt Taibbi in gross/creepy shockah.

and she's total WS material out of character (and WS of shame material in charater).

otm

it's a shame that he manifests everything i hate in a human being because much of his coverage of the financial meltdown/housing crisis was quite good. xp

I've a friend who like to tease me about being a Flo fan. He made up a little for this by FB'ing me this fantastic article about Stephanie Courtney and her career up to and including Flo:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/career/news/a38633/get-that-life-stephanie-courtney-flo-progressive/

There have been some roles I didn't get that I really wanted. Originally I auditioned for Joan for Mad Men. They said, "You didn't get that, but will you play a switchboard operator instead?" I said, "Sure!" Then I saw Christina Hendricks in that emerald dress, and I went, Oh, I get it now. I also auditioned for Pam for The Office. I didn't get far in that audition, but I was such a fan of the British Office I was just excited to be there. Both of the ladies who got these parts are so perfect. You have to audition for a thousand "no"s so you can get a "yes."

much prefer the AT&T girl

Caity Weaver interviews Stephanie Courtney -- Flo herself:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/25/magazine/progressive-insurance-flo-stephanie-courtney.html?unlocked_article_code=1.BU0.yRwt.o01D-8trpQXq&smid=url-share

much prefer the AT&T girl

Off-topic, but Good Grief does she have some psycho edgelord incel fanboys.

...but you could probably same the same of any TV spokeswomen.

Very charming and normal Taibbi quote at the top if this thread