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by the act of choosing to play me, you are helping me beat you

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 October 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoever's got Larry Fitzgerald might want to consider playing him this week. List of Saints defensive injuries:
Darren Sharper (Safety) Out
Roman Harper (Safety) Doubtful
Pierson Prioleau (Safety) Questionable
Chris Reis (Safety) Out
Tracey Porter (CB) Out
Jonathan Casillas (LB) Out

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 07:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Javier Arenas going to be worth a damn this season?

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Looks like he had an ankle injury to overcome. He's a fast corner, but not a shut-down corner by any means. His return yardage will probably be his greatest asset.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 7 October 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Trying to decide whether to give him one more week or not.

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

off-week terribleness call

W/R: Brandon Jacobs vs Dez Bryant vs Kevin Walter

ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Based on my team's current record I will not be giving fantasy advice to anyone.

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd play Dez, but I'm in the same boat as polyphonic.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

kevin walter is a solid fantasy wr. if the texans offense is clicking he will get points. kc defense has been tight this year but houston are at home and they will get a lot of the ball.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I say Dez --http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGis clearly trying to get him involved in the passing attack and he's been targeted a number of times in every boys game I've seen.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

dez may be injured tho'?

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

So, PPR league, the score for this week's game is currently 136-99. I'm winning, and I've played all my players. My opponent still has Chris Johnson left to play. What do you guys think? Am I gonna win this one?

Mordy, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i have 3 fantasy teams and am caretaking 1 for a friend on vacation and 3 of those 4 teams have a decent sized lead but are facing chris johnson. i am hoping that dude slips and breaks his leg getting off the bus.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I have a 7 pt lead, TN's return guy and one of Jax's TEs vs. Johnson. Figure I'll be saying "dammit!" by the end of the night.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I know Johnson is probably gonna have a huge day. I just hope he has a small enough day that I keep my lead.

Mordy, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I'm just going to let it autodraft for me next year. I couldn't do any worse.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 18 October 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently Carolina Steve Smith is playing this week. What do you guys think -- start Smith at flex or Seahawks' Mike Williams?

Mordy, Friday, 22 October 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

i think you play Smith if he's healthy.

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

moore is starting for carolina right? that makes smith a better play than clausen would, obv

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 October 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

always feel like I get burned not playing a guy who is starting but "banged up" i.e. Gates this week.

I Want to Change My Password... (bnw), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

the rule is: if you start a guy who is banged-up, he will either not play or barely play. if you bench a guy who is banged-up, he will score 3 TDs.

rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

nicks and gates playing that role :(((((((( giving up on gates already for marcedes lewis.

I Want to Change My Password... (bnw), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

gotta go with nicks

The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

My team: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=525972&teamId=6

So this point in the season I'm second place in the league, and I've got some killer players (only lack of depth is at QB). Briefly for those who don't want to click the link, I've got Arian Foster, AP, LeSean McCoy, Mike Williams (Sea), Miles Austin, Mike Wallace (Pit), Steve Smith (Carolina), and Lee Evans. (I also have Anthony Armstrong + Nate Burleson.) I feel like I can dish out Lee Evans and maybe someone like Mike Williams or even Anthony Armstrong for a strong starting option, but I stink at doing trades. I'm soliciting any advice. Another team offered DeAngelo Williams for Lee Evans + Mike Williams, but I'm iffy on DW being a legit starter this year. What do you guys think? Any trades you can recommend me pursuing or should I sit on what I've got? I always feel like I blow it around this time of the year, either by making a stupid trade that I didn't need to do (I dished out Steve Slaton two years ago which ended up costing me the league championship) or missing a great opportunity to unload excess decent guys for a real starter.

Mordy, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I had DW in both of my leagues and I finally just dropped him off in one because he's dead weight. I'd keep Lee Evans, actually, because Ryan Fitzpatrick not only likes to throw, but he's pretty good at it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

DW is still a good back but he and Stewart can't do much until they establish a consistent passing game.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

braylon edwards vs. gb
crabtree vs den
felix jones vs jac
steve smith (car) vs stl
ronnie brown vs cin

gotta pick one for my flex spot
braylon edwards...right?

iatee, Sunday, 31 October 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Foster > 30 points tnite = I win
Foster < 30 points tnite = I lose

Mordy, Monday, 1 November 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Arian Foster is a fantasy champ.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

ug...so my starters were roddy white and moss da boss.

i picked up kenny britt last week off waivers, but now he's fucked...

i got patrick crayton...

any good sleepers i could look at picking up off waivers?

moss this, moss that, moss this, moss that (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Blount, maybe? Not much of a sleeper anymore but might still be available in your league?

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Steve Johnson (Bills) has had a TD in the last five games, and usually gets a fair amount of yards. xp

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Mike Thomas?

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Bookmark fix (compulsory Arian Foster cheers)

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

mordy to the bookmark rescue again. forks, stop fucking around with our threads dude.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

sry

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Miles Austin or Mike Williams (Sea)?

Mordy, Thursday, 11 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Just flip a coin.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 November 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

trying to ship them both off for a WR i can trust

Mordy, Thursday, 11 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

i know no one cares about yr fantasy football team but i scored the third most points in my league this season and i'm missing the playoffs bc of my matchup record. so lame.

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

yeah that is miserable

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link

Seems to be how it goes

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

drafted tnite. thoughts? i feel pretty good tho yahoo algorithmic analysis weren't huge fans.

QB Matt Stafford
WR Antonio Brown
WR Keenan Allen
RB Lesean McCoy
RB Frank Gore
TE Gary Barnidge
WR/TE Flex Jeremy Maclin
K Hauschka
D Cincinnati

Bench
Larry Fitzgerald
DeSean Jackson
Tyler Lockett
Ameer Abdullah
Charles Sims
Zach Miller

Mordy, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

the first time in over a decade i'm not fielding a team

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 06:30 (seven years ago) link

No I Love NFL Fantasy League this year makes me sad. :(

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

i follow the TV writer shawn ryan (the shield, terriers etc.) who made an open pick 'em for a script-winning contest so i joined that, but yeah would be nice to being going up against ilxors

iirc DJP won the pick 'em last year (which was just me, him and johnny fever i think lol)

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link

i never had enough focus to play two leagues (my rl league of record + ilx league) which wasn't really fair to ilx bc i inevitably dropped out of updating roster midway thru season :(

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 17:47 (seven years ago) link


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